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(Twitter)   MyBSPillowGuy offering $5 million to any "cyber guys" who can prove at upcoming "cyber symposium" that his election data is not valid. Wanna cyber?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 11:23:54 AM  
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2021-07-21 11:28:47 AM  
Get that shiat in writing.
 
2021-07-21 11:29:37 AM  
So he's basically the TimeCube guy except more cautious.
 
2021-07-21 11:31:24 AM  
Prove to him or a third party?
 
2021-07-21 11:31:40 AM  
Will you take your $5 Mil payout in pillows?
 
2021-07-21 11:35:37 AM  
Put cash money on the table and give those white hats access to all your servers and CyberNinjas' <random kung fu movie sound effect here> as well, and they'll prove it in a heartbeat.  Plus leave you some lovely parting gifts.
 
2021-07-21 11:35:51 AM  
So, how many keys of blow is that?
 
2021-07-21 11:36:23 AM  
Actually, I'm wrong - you can't prove a negative.  So they won't get the money.  But they still leave you the lovely parting gifts.
 
2021-07-21 11:38:26 AM  
Has Fetterman gotten his million dollar reward the last republican offered? Republicans lie,cheat and steal and my pillow is just selling another lie
 
2021-07-21 11:42:18 AM  
What about the cyber ninjas? Are they still busy in Arizona?
 
2021-07-21 11:43:49 AM  
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2021-07-21 11:51:45 AM  

eurotrader: Has Fetterman gotten his million dollar reward the last republican offered? Republicans lie,cheat and steal and my pillow is just selling another lie


If he hadn't moved on to bigger and better comedy, I'd ask him on Twitter and beg him to hook me up with an MTO.
 
2021-07-21 12:00:55 PM  
Anyone who is serious about stuff like this puts the money and the decision in the hands of a neutral 3rd party Arbitrator.

Otherwise anyone who makes claims like this will never pay up and will always hide behind the "no reasonable person could take me serious" thing.
 
2021-07-21 12:09:11 PM  
Has he released the data, or is this something they have to go blind into?
 
2021-07-21 12:10:41 PM  
What data?
 
2021-07-21 12:21:30 PM  
Over/under that he's not going to pay the dozen or so folks who come forward with the same data to refute his claim?
 
2021-07-21 12:35:10 PM  
Corollary: Over/under that a dozen or so folks will be able to refute the data he presents before his presentation is even done?
 
2021-07-21 12:44:38 PM  
What is it with these Republicans that are BATSHAIT CRAZY. Not even a little crazy or just overly passionate, but full blown Alex Jones UFO, Bigfoot, Shadow People, Queen Elizabeth is a baby eating Lizzard Person BATSHAIT CRAZY.
I know it's in their heritage with the John Birch society....but really guys, tone it down a bit.
 
2021-07-21 1:06:34 PM  
I'm the least cybery person I know. And I'm sure none of Mike's data is valid. I'll wait for my check.
 
2021-07-21 1:06:58 PM  
So, he thinks this is a mechanism to tie up $5m in escrow and keep it away from Dominion?  LOL.
 
2021-07-21 1:07:08 PM  
Wanna cyber?

Subby maketh me feel old.
 
2021-07-21 1:07:18 PM  
Meanwhile, at Dominion:

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2021-07-21 1:07:22 PM  
I have not desired to cyber less.
 
2021-07-21 1:07:22 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: What data?


cyber data.
 
2021-07-21 1:07:49 PM  
I thought he already had absolute proof that the election was rigged and that Trump was gonna be reinstalled in August?
 
2021-07-21 1:08:17 PM  

CrosswordWithAPen: Wanna cyber?

Subby maketh me feel old.


a/s/l?
 
2021-07-21 1:08:30 PM  

OdradekRex: Will you take your $5 Mil payout in pillows?


What would I do with six pillows ??
 
2021-07-21 1:08:46 PM  

phalamir: So, how many keys of blow is that?


Dude, call 'em pillows. He's trying to be discreet.
 
2021-07-21 1:09:03 PM  
Cyber House Rules?
 
2021-07-21 1:09:34 PM  
Sure, and then Sean Hannity will get water-boarded.
 
2021-07-21 1:09:57 PM  
I put on my robe and pillow hat
 
2021-07-21 1:09:57 PM  
I'm in! I'm gonna join the Cyber Ninjas and we're gonna take his money prove it!


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2021-07-21 1:10:43 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Put cash money on the table and give those white hats access to all your servers and CyberNinjas' <random kung fu movie sound effect here> as well, and they'll prove it in a heartbeat.  Plus leave you some lovely parting gifts.


More like parting .gifs?
 
2021-07-21 1:10:45 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Meanwhile, at Dominion:

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Crackhead is completely full of shiat as usual, but the big question here is what is up with the tag on the outside of the sleeve?

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2021-07-21 1:10:52 PM  
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
 
2021-07-21 1:11:17 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: beg him to hook me up with an MTO


Sheetz is love, Sheetz is life.
 
2021-07-21 1:12:08 PM  
I'm a Certified Ethical Hacker and I'm going to try for the $5 million! It won't be hard to poke holes in the Cyber Ninjas work.

And when he doesn't pay up... lawsuit time!
 
2021-07-21 1:12:44 PM  

mikalmd: OdradekRex: Will you take your $5 Mil payout in pillows?

What would I do with six pillows ??


Draw smiley faces on them, put a Ziploc bag of microwaved Amy's lentil soup inside them, and then go to town.  Just remember to use protection.
 
2021-07-21 1:12:48 PM  
I assume that will all be paid in cocaine? (Narrator: It will not be paid)
 
2021-07-21 1:12:49 PM  
Hey jackass. The burden of proof is on the person making the assertion.  Note this also applies to your fake religion.  Please review Russell's teapot and get back to me never.
 
2021-07-21 1:12:51 PM  
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2021-07-21 1:13:03 PM  

Fart_Machine: I thought he already had absolute proof that the election was rigged and that Trump was gonna be reinstalled in August?


I know.  These farkwads all scream IT WAS CLEARLY RIGGED, WAKE UP SHEEPLE but they can't even begin to prove it on the most absolute basic level.

If you're crowdsourcing truth, it ain't truth, dickholes.
 
2021-07-21 1:13:11 PM  
It won't matter if they prove it because he'll just go "Nuh uh!" and welch out of it. Because it's still real to him, dammit!
 
2021-07-21 1:15:19 PM  
If I had to sit there and try to get it through that dense meth-addled skull of his that everything he says is demonstrably false, I don't think five million is worth the trouble.
 
2021-07-21 1:15:42 PM  

The Fireman: Hey jackass. The burden of proof is on the person making the assertion.  Note this also applies to your fake religion.  Please review Russell's teapot and get back to me never.


The mythical teapot that contains all teapots that do not contain themselves?
 
2021-07-21 1:15:51 PM  
Only way you'll ever see a cent of that is if it's in escrow with a neutral arbitrator making the call.
 
2021-07-21 1:17:09 PM  
And Dan Patrick will match that!  Honest!
 
2021-07-21 1:17:18 PM  

AtomPeepers: I'm a Certified Ethical Hacker and I'm going to try for the $5 million! It won't be hard to poke holes in the Cyber Ninjas work.

And when he doesn't pay up... lawsuit time!


He wouldn't pay the judgement, even if it were $1. That's just how much of a jerk he is.
 
2021-07-21 1:17:56 PM  

shpritz: It won't matter if they prove it because he'll just go "Nuh uh!" and welch out of it. Because it's still real to him, dammit!


His "data" are probably a random collection of doubtable factoids and insane interpretations. There will be no way to "prove" anything one way or another.
 
2021-07-21 1:18:31 PM  
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GIS for cyber
 
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