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(Daily Mail)   Brazilian man's transformation into an Orc is complete, and is slightly terrifying   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
That seems unwise.
 
5 days ago  
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his mind, unwound
 
5 days ago  
Now that's a clear thinker with drive and determination! He should just straight away be made president of anywhere but where I live.
 
5 days ago  
Good God Mary Mother of Fark, why?
 
5 days ago  
Just the kind of guy I want doing my ink.
 
5 days ago  
I can't imagine how dry, irritated and inflamed his sinuses are.
 
5 days ago  
Good stuff.
 
5 days ago  
As this is the dailymail I'm slightly doubting this is 100% real.  I don't think you could find a medical professional, even in Brazil willing to preform that nose job.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
What it must be like to look at yourself in the mirror and thinking, "man, cutting my nose off and tattooing my skin blue is how I want to spend the rest of my life."
 
5 days ago  
Sauraman is pleased. Now go forth. Bring me the hobbits. Kill everyone else
 
5 days ago  
That's a ghoul. D&D geek out front should have told you.
 
5 days ago  

arrogantbastich: Now that's a clear thinker with drive and determination! He should just straight away be made president of anywhere but where I live.


Given that he's in Brazil he'd undoubtedly be a far better and more stable president than the one they have now.
 
5 days ago  
"Eu preciso de um trabalho senhor"
 
5 days ago  
Burzum - The Crying Orc
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The Crying Dork.
 
5 days ago  
While he seems repulsive and falls into some primal category that I think would speak directly to fight or flight if I bumped into him on the streets, if he is happy like this then *shrug*. I do imagine this will play all kinds of physiological hell to his health down the road. Maybe there are long term studies showing that 40 years of tattooed eyeballs and nasal mutilation is low risk. I'd like to see the follow up article when he is 70 and how he feels about his work.
 
5 days ago  
slightly?  I want to spend a day in subby's world if that only partially moves the terrifying needle.
 
5 days ago  
Orcs have farkin noses dude

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5 days ago  

Marcos P: Orcs have farkin noses dude

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I bet he feels foolish now.
 
5 days ago  
Is this why they decided to make orcs and drow all woke these days? To prepare for the actual Awakening? Where's Dunkelzahn?
 
5 days ago  
Lok'tar Ogar!
 
5 days ago  
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Is that a kitten in your Speedo, orc are you happy to see me?
 
5 days ago  
A psychiatrist would have an interesting time analyzing this guy. My guess is surgical addiction.
 
5 days ago  

TappingTheVein: A psychiatrist would have an interesting time analyzing this guy. My guess is surgical addiction.


My guess is a childhood of ritualized abuse.
 
5 days ago  
What level of sedation does it take to have the entirety of your eyelids inked in a solid color?
 
5 days ago  
I can already smell the flesh rotting off from infections.
 
5 days ago  
I have often wondered what kind of hole in their soul people like this are trying to fill.
 
5 days ago  
LITTLE ORC, BURARUM!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Barf.
 
5 days ago  
But remember....  if you DON'T hire him for a customer service job based on this, you are a bigot.
 
5 days ago  
As long as he isn't hurting anyone else... I could honestly not care at all...

His life
 
5 days ago  

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The Crying Dork.


Is he racist like Burzum too?
 
5 days ago  
Somebody clearly did not get hugged enough as a child.
 
5 days ago  

deanis: farkingismybusiness: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/IZPg75eH​q34]
The Crying Dork.

Is he racist like Burzum too?


They're both idiots.
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Grishnakh sucks hobbit balls.
 
5 days ago  
Orcs are green damnit, that's just some fat, blue guy with issues.
 
5 days ago  

question_dj: What it must be like to look at yourself in the mirror and thinking, "man, cutting my nose off and tattooing my skin blue is how I want to spend the rest of my life."


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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
 
5 days ago  
The cut off nose looks bad.  Too pink.  Doesn't match the orc thing he's going for.  Mistake.  Also his ears are too small.
But hey, identify as an orc.  Be happy.  Whatever.  Better if you do a good job though so other orc-folk are inspired by you.
/Says the deep one/mermaid weirdo
 
5 days ago  
I'm waiting for the guy who gets his face split open so he can look like Predator. Now that will be terrifying, mostly from how bad of an idea it would be.
 
5 days ago  
His mother must be so proud.
 
5 days ago  

farkingismybusiness: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/IZPg75eH​q34]
The Crying Dork.


This is, huh... wow.
 
5 days ago  
Tattoos all over I understand.

Piercings and plugs and gauges I understand.

Big ol bumps under the skin I sorta understand.

Even tattooing your eyeballs I kiiiinda sorta understand if it's done right and somehow doesn't blind you and you're a-okay looking like a bad cosplay character for the rest of your life.

Slicing off your own nose I will never, ever understand.
 
5 days ago  
I only looked at the pictures and I have to wonder, is he a big hit with the ladies?
 
5 days ago  
Daily Fail so not only do I doubt this is real, but I also doubt the existence of Smurf-Orc hybrids.
 
4 days ago  
C'mon guys, you're slipping.  "That's a lot of orcs."
 
4 days ago  
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I mean, I thought Bright was a fun pseudo-Shadowrun film, but this is taking cosplay way too far.  What's next?  Is he going to enroll in the police academy?
 
4 days ago  

The Irrelevant Gamer: I'm waiting for the guy who gets his face split open so he can look like Predator. Now that will be terrifying, mostly from how bad of an idea it would be.


To make it quick, all he'd have to do is miss the water & hit the concrete pier chin-first, then have it cauterized.

RIP Bestgore videos.
 
4 days ago  
well

no skin off *my* nose...
 
4 days ago  
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Also he looks more like Panthro from Thundercats than an Orc.
 
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