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2021-07-21 11:23:20 AM  
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2021-07-21 11:43:25 AM  
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2021-07-21 11:49:38 AM  
Of course Texas.
 
2021-07-21 11:53:07 AM  
Like the poo-hurling and dynamite weren't already enough of a pox on society.
 
2021-07-21 11:54:38 AM  
Even after you get over monkeypox, the virus still stays in your system. Then you have a 60% chance of developing Flingles.
 
2021-07-21 11:55:46 AM  

Kid Lester: Even after you get over monkeypox, the virus still stays in your system. Then you have a 60% chance of developing Flingles.



Klingons attack within one year of getting Monkeypox.

your anus is never the same afterwards.
 
2021-07-21 11:56:24 AM  
Monkey Bumps?
 
2021-07-21 11:58:00 AM  
Saw this on local news the other day...He arrived at ATL airport...
 
2021-07-21 11:58:31 AM  
Please, leave those poor sick monkeys alone.

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2021-07-21 11:58:36 AM  
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2021-07-21 11:59:51 AM  
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2021-07-21 12:02:32 PM  
Wait until monkeypox mixes with covid and aids, it ll be awesome
 
2021-07-21 12:03:22 PM  
So... Wear a condom??
 
2021-07-21 12:03:33 PM  
I'm frankly not worried about anything The Fail brings to my attention.
 
2021-07-21 12:04:03 PM  
monkey pox goes great with the monkey herpes i got last week
 
2021-07-21 12:07:29 PM  
Now I doubt the existence of monkeys.
 
2021-07-21 12:11:47 PM  
Can we change that wall from being the US/Mexico border and just wall off Texas? Please?
 
2021-07-21 12:12:19 PM  
I remember back in the early days of AIDS when right-wingers were saying that the way gay men got the virus was from having sex with monkeys.
 
2021-07-21 12:13:46 PM  

SumoJeb: monkey pox goes great with the monkey herpes i got last week


Always ask your partner if they have any STD's.

a simple message brought to you by MonkeyPox, Inc and the ad council.

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2021-07-21 12:14:21 PM  

steklo: SumoJeb: monkey pox goes great with the monkey herpes i got last week

Always ask your partner if they have any STD's.

a simple message brought to you by MonkeyPox, Inc and the ad council.

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Ook!
 
2021-07-21 12:20:05 PM  

steklo: Saw this on local news the other day...He arrived at ATL airport...


Oh cool so I can expect "monkeypox" to become a slur used by racist then when they get called out on it they will say.."BuT ChICkEnpOx Is NamED AfTeR aN AniMaL tOo"
 
2021-07-21 12:26:53 PM  
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2021-07-21 12:31:43 PM  
Throw it on the pile of diseases coming to get us that recently rose up from not-so-permafrost.
 
2021-07-21 12:35:35 PM  
Kid's diagnosis is written in braille
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2021-07-21 12:38:18 PM  

SumoJeb: Kid's diagnosis is written in braille
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That reminds me, I still need to read about how the billionaire's wacky space race went.
 
2021-07-21 12:56:47 PM  
I for one welcome our new monkey overlords
 
2021-07-21 2:42:47 PM  
MonkeyPox is the name of my Monkees Doom Metal cover band....
 
2021-07-21 2:51:20 PM  
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But mom, you said you were going to bake monkey cake pox today!

By monkey cake pox I meant your ass!!
 
2021-07-21 3:58:43 PM  
There are no specific treatments or vaccines available for the virus, though the smallpox vaccine is believed to have helped make it a non-problem in humans for many years.

Great, now how do I get the smallpox vaccine short of enlisting?
 
2021-07-21 4:13:14 PM  
what about Monkey Virus B in China? is it the same?
 
2021-07-21 5:21:57 PM  
FTFA: The disease can be transmitted through respiratory droplets and body fluids.

If ONLY we had some way to protect against a disease that spreads through respiratory droplets!

flondrix: There are no specific treatments or vaccines available for the virus, though the smallpox vaccine is believed to have helped make it a non-problem in humans for many years.

Great, now how do I get the smallpox vaccine short of enlisting?


Ask your doctor. They probably have some available.
 
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