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(IMDB)   Happy birthday to Jon Lovitz who is a youthful 32 today, as is his wife Morgan Fairchild   (imdb.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 12:36:51 PM  
IT STINKS!
 
2021-07-21 12:52:15 PM  
ACTING!
 
2021-07-21 1:24:31 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: ACTING!


BRILLIANT!
 
2021-07-21 4:08:25 PM  

elvisaintdead: whyRpeoplesostupid: ACTING!

BRILLIANT!


GET TO KNOW ME!
 
2021-07-21 4:17:42 PM  
You, watching this at home, worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls and live eternally!
 
2021-07-21 4:31:31 PM  
Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.
 
2021-07-21 4:34:59 PM  

Kid Lester: You, watching this at home, worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls and live eternally!


Next time, get it in writing!
 
2021-07-21 4:38:07 PM  
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2021-07-21 4:40:33 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.


Pros: He beat the shiat out of Andy Dick.

Cons: He's a right-wing nutjob just like Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider.
 
2021-07-21 4:43:21 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.



Dunno... there's a clip of him and Courtney Cox at a podium at an awards show or something, and he's getting up in her space and she isn't having it.

Also, I wish I could remember which late night talk show it was, but it was downright disturbing, seeing the difference between his "tanned" made-up face and his pasty AF hands.
 
2021-07-21 4:49:03 PM  

baka-san: IT STINKS!


Tod, are you little.. insecure?
 
2021-07-21 4:49:30 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.


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2021-07-21 4:49:53 PM  

Weatherkiss: Cons: He's a right-wing nutjob just like Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider.


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2021-07-21 4:51:39 PM  

Weatherkiss: AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.

Pros: He beat the shiat out of Andy Dick.

Cons: He's a right-wing nutjob just like Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider.


I'm becoming very wary of old comedians. Not gonna put up with any of the "cancel culture" "asking questions" whining. I hear any of that bullshiat I'm done.
 
2021-07-21 4:51:57 PM  
My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB
 
2021-07-21 4:56:23 PM  

Weatherkiss: AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.

Pros: He beat the shiat out of Andy Dick.

Cons: He's a right-wing nutjob just like Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider.


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2021-07-21 5:13:15 PM  
Everyone is a Critic.
 
2021-07-21 5:25:00 PM  
Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.
 
2021-07-21 5:27:21 PM  

Bslim: Weatherkiss: AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.

Pros: He beat the shiat out of Andy Dick.

Cons: He's a right-wing nutjob just like Victoria Jackson and Rob Schneider.

I'm becoming very wary of old comedians. Not gonna put up with any of the "cancel culture" "asking questions" whining. I hear any of that bullshiat I'm done.


Yep. From comedians in particular, the whole "cancel culture" nonsense is basically just complaining that the audience didn't like your jokes. Solution: get better jokes.
 
2021-07-21 5:39:34 PM  

Philimus: Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.


I still would.

/42.
 
2021-07-21 5:47:03 PM  

Philimus: Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.


The joke is supposed to be though that she's indelibly linked to him since she was his go-to punchline.  Her actual age is irrelevant.
 
2021-07-21 6:00:08 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Anyone who beats the shiat out of Andy Dick is alright in my book.


Your book?
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2021-07-21 6:01:09 PM  

Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB


I went to high school with him (he's a few years older than I am) and he was a complete dick back then. I saw him in a bar about three years ago and he was a bigger dick than he was in the seventies.

Also, his dad was a dentist and my dad was one of his patients. My dad said he was an absolute sweetheart.

So who's to know where Lovitz got the dick gene from.
 
2021-07-21 6:17:37 PM  
I had no idea he wrote A League Of Their Own, huh.
 
2021-07-21 6:28:00 PM  

Philimus: Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.


It made more sense 30 years ago when he originally made that recurring joke on SNL.
 
2021-07-21 6:50:10 PM  
Morgan Fairchild, as frozen for eternity in "the bank"
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2021-07-21 6:50:16 PM  

don't understand: Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB

I went to high school with him (he's a few years older than I am) and he was a complete dick back then. I saw him in a bar about three years ago and he was a bigger dick than he was in the seventies.

Also, his dad was a dentist and my dad was one of his patients. My dad said he was an absolute sweetheart.

So who's to know where Lovitz got the dick gene from.


Fame.

As Bill Murray famously said about Chevy Chase, when you become famous you've got two years where you're a raging asshole to everyone and you either continue down that path or you figure it out and decide not to be one.

Combine that fame with a lot of criticism and negative comments a man like Lovitz is going to get and it isn't completely shocking that he's a dick.
 
2021-07-21 7:39:34 PM  

Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB


I met him on Broadway. I loved him. He was much better than CATS. I'm going to see him again and again.
 
2021-07-21 8:05:30 PM  

baka-san: IT STINKS!


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2021-07-21 8:16:12 PM  
Still funnier than the entire current cast of SNL.
 
2021-07-21 8:43:56 PM  
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2021-07-21 9:34:28 PM  

Bslim: Kid Lester: You, watching this at home, worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls and live eternally!

Next time, get it in writing!


I did!
 
2021-07-21 9:36:04 PM  
Fark Jon Lovitz
 
2021-07-21 9:45:39 PM  

etoof: Fark Jon Lovitz


Waaaaa?
 
2021-07-21 9:49:17 PM  

Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB


I was on a SouthWest flight with him and when we got off, I said "So, you're G-6 is in the shop too?"

He didn't find the comment amusing.  At all.
 
2021-07-21 9:51:40 PM  

8 inches: Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB

I was on a SouthWest flight with him and when we got off, I said "So, you're G-6 is in the shop too?"

He didn't find the comment amusing.  At all.


That sucks.  He should have LOL'd.
 
2021-07-21 10:09:28 PM  
He blocked me on twitter, I forget how I zing'd him.
 
2021-07-22 6:53:37 AM  

LewDux: baka-san: IT STINKS!

Tod, are you little.. insecure?


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2021-07-22 8:16:39 AM  
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2021-07-22 8:53:50 AM  

Philimus: Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.


How fast does plastic degrade?
 
2021-07-22 9:46:32 AM  

Not_Todd: Still funnier than the entire current cast of SNL.


Found John Lovitz's fark login.
 
2021-07-22 10:11:25 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: don't understand: Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB

I went to high school with him (he's a few years older than I am) and he was a complete dick back then. I saw him in a bar about three years ago and he was a bigger dick than he was in the seventies.

Also, his dad was a dentist and my dad was one of his patients. My dad said he was an absolute sweetheart.

So who's to know where Lovitz got the dick gene from.

Fame.

As Bill Murray famously said about Chevy Chase, when you become famous you've got two years where you're a raging asshole to everyone and you either continue down that path or you figure it out and decide not to be one.

Combine that fame with a lot of criticism and negative comments a man like Lovitz is going to get and it isn't completely shocking that he's a dick.


Woody Harrelson figured it out.
 
2021-07-22 10:18:18 AM  

Tor_Eckman: My brother met him at the Playboy mansion once upon a time and said he acted like a total dick.

/CSB


According to Ralph Garman he's also an asshole.
 
2021-07-22 10:42:14 AM  

Philimus: Um, off topic I know, but Morgan Fairchild (Patsy Ann McClenny) is 71 now. NTTAWWT, but she may not fit into the headline as well as subby thinks anymore.


You do know that's a line from a Jon Lovitz bit, right?
 
2021-07-22 2:11:31 PM  
If he's a jerk, he's just one of a number of them.  He's just got fame and, I assume, dollars from funny stuff he did years ago.
 
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