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(Daily Mail)   Public masturbator ejaculated I mean ejected from high-paying finance job   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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3 days ago  
$120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.
 
3 days ago  
You're not supposed to do that?
 
3 days ago  
his wife described as him as a 'hard worker'

At least she's honest.
 
3 days ago  
I've been to Australia. He's lucky a bunch of crazy yobbos didn't beat him in the middle of the street.
 
3 days ago  
What a jackoff.
 
3 days ago  
How did he get her to hold still long enough to knock one out?
 
3 days ago  

iamskibibitz: his wife described as him as a 'hard worker'

At least she's honest.


If you know what I mean.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
"Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean"
 
3 days ago  
Acting as a character reference, his wife described as him as a 'hard worker' and a 'devoted father and husband'.

let's give him a hand, ladies and gentlemen.
 
3 days ago  
Ejacted
 
3 days ago  

dothemath: How did he get her to hold still long enough to knock one out?


Minuteman
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.


Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".
 
3 days ago  
A police statement of facts reads that the woman 'felt something warm on her back and turned around to see Khan buttoning up his pants'

A subsequent restraining order stipulated Khan was not to cum within 100 meters of the victim.
 
3 days ago  
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Above:  Police are looking for a man that is selling skooma behind the Whiterun stables, or possibly, studying as an apprentice at the College of Winterhold.
 
3 days ago  

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That's an interesting erection.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
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DNA & MRI'S don't lie.....but guy obviously wasn't either wired in the head right or somebody wasn't getting enough at home....!!!!!!

Any way you throw it he's a Joke!!!!
I do hope that whatever Prison they toss him into he'll meet a guy by the name Bubba & that was his Daughter or Neice that he did that Disgusting act to!!!!
Glad he got fired though, too bad for the wife & kids.
 
3 days ago  
NSFW at high paying finance jobs

The Winker's Song (Misprint)
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3 days ago  

tyyreaunn: dothemath: How did he get her to hold still long enough to knock one out?

Minuteman


Anybody who puts their internal body fluids on somebody else needs to get their teeth emancipated.
 
3 days ago  

The Irresponsible Captain: That's an interesting erection.


I used to live in a town where gang members would spray paint their "tags" and every time I saw one, I was hoping someone would spray paint..."you're someone's reason to masturbate" instead.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Penis Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

dothemath: tyyreaunn: dothemath: How did he get her to hold still long enough to knock one out?

Minuteman

Anybody who puts their internal body fluids on somebody else needs to get their teeth emancipated.


Once it goes splurting out it long steamy-hot ropes all over the walls, ceiling, and various bystanders, it is really still "internal"?
 
3 days ago  

zimbomba63: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".


I don't think we should start saying that six figure jobs are now nothing.  I know that You don't have to be famous to make that kind of money and that it doesn't make you yacht buying mega rich.  But it is still a lot of money.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
wow. just wow.
 
3 days ago  

Prof. Frink: dothemath: tyyreaunn: dothemath: How did he get her to hold still long enough to knock one out?

Minuteman

Anybody who puts their internal body fluids on somebody else needs to get their teeth emancipated.

Once it goes splurting out it long steamy-hot ropes all over the walls, ceiling, and various bystanders, it is really still "internal"?


Technically no but if the fountain of frothy ejaculate is still body temp then it counts.
 
3 days ago  
It was a festival! He was merely being festive. You people are no fun.
 
3 days ago  

dothemath: Technically no but if the fountain of frothy ejaculate is still body temp then it counts.


I think it's called "assault" cause jizz can be salty...
 
3 days ago  

Snort: "Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean"


"But don't take is out in public or they'll put you in the dock and you won't.. come.. back.. haha, thank you very much"
 
3 days ago  
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Imagine seeing this coffee mug on a co-worker's desk?
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.


I found a photo of FrancoFile online:

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3 days ago  

PaceyWhitter: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".

I don't think we should start saying that six figure jobs are now nothing.  I know that You don't have to be famous to make that kind of money and that it doesn't make you yacht buying mega rich.  But it is still a lot of money.


Yeah, that's what's known as the 'Humblebrag'.
 
3 days ago  

PaceyWhitter: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".

I don't think we should start saying that six figure jobs are now nothing.  I know that You don't have to be famous to make that kind of money and that it doesn't make you yacht buying mega rich.  But it is still a lot of money.


It's $89,000 USD. Not high flying by any measure.
 
3 days ago  

NM Volunteer: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

I found a photo of FrancoFile online:

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except he won't be passing go, or collecting $200....
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.


And not if you are in a big city in Australia.

Quick Google says a junior Corporate lawyer can expect to start on a salary of $70,000 per year.
 
3 days ago  

Moopy Mac: It's $89,000 USD. Not high flying by any measure.


Crap, $89k is a lot of money to me.

I was making that in 2000 before the market crashed and not even close to making that now...
 
3 days ago  

Moopy Mac: PaceyWhitter: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".

I don't think we should start saying that six figure jobs are now nothing.  I know that You don't have to be famous to make that kind of money and that it doesn't make you yacht buying mega rich.  But it is still a lot of money.

It's $89,000 USD. Not high flying by any measure.


Still around double of what I make.
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.


This is the Daily Fail.

Half of their readers are on the government dole and resent that they must share same with the browns.

The other half make less than half 120k in unskilled jobs.

$120k is a stratospheric salary for the average Fail reader.
 
3 days ago  

NM Volunteer: Still around double of what I make.


Yup...I hear ya man...I could make $89k last a long time on my budget.

and I don't even need to jizz on someone for it.
 
3 days ago  

iamskibibitz: his wife described as him as a 'hard worker' wanker

At least she's honest.


There- that makes a bit more sense.
 
3 days ago  
Vile public masturbator who ejaculated on young women at music festivals is SACKED from his $120,000 high-flying finance job - but his wife is still by his side

LOL. I see what they did there.
 
3 days ago  

Moopy Mac: PaceyWhitter: zimbomba63: FrancoFile: $120k is not exactly "high-flying".  Especially if you're 40.

Really, I was making that when I retired 6 years ago and I was a "nobody".

I don't think we should start saying that six figure jobs are now nothing.  I know that You don't have to be famous to make that kind of money and that it doesn't make you yacht buying mega rich.  But it is still a lot of money.

It's $89,000 USD. Not high flying by any measure.


The exchange rate doesn't really work that way. That's what it cost to change one currency into another, it doesn't factor in very well to cost-of-living. And Canada the exchange rate is really bad, like 30%, but the cost of most Goods is fairly similar to America, like 5-10% higher.

Except for books and Taco Bell. Those things are much cheaper in the US
 
3 days ago  
Did obama release another memoir volume?

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3 days ago  
what a jerk
 
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