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(BBC-US)   Gold toilet found in Russian police bribery probe. Somehow Mar-A-Lago not involved   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 8:00:54 AM  
Yet. They may be holding it as collateral for one of Trumpy's "loans".
 
2021-07-21 9:23:40 AM  
Their big mistake was not cutting Putin in on the action.
 
2021-07-21 9:24:10 AM  
Does it have huge orange ass prints on it?
 
2021-07-21 9:24:26 AM  
Any urine stained mattresses?
 
2021-07-21 9:26:03 AM  
The sad thing is that all it takes to "be like the mafia" in Russia is $255,000... over 5 years.  How little do cops make there?  Also how little do villas and gold toilets cost in Russia, seems cheap!
 
2021-07-21 9:26:32 AM  
Does it have
CONGRATULATIONS 2020
engraved on the tank?

Well, we know where it was headed.
 
2021-07-21 9:26:58 AM  
So the investigators have something to go on?
 
2021-07-21 9:27:40 AM  
That's not a "gold" toilet, it's gilded, meaning it's just bog standard ceramic with some paint or leaf tacked on.

/is now wondering how much an actual solid gold toilet would weigh
 
2021-07-21 9:28:31 AM  
Clarification: Trump doesn't have a gold toilet. He has a gold plated toilet, the cheap f*ck.
 
2021-07-21 9:31:39 AM  
All that money and it looked like a brothel.
 
2021-07-21 9:33:20 AM  
More likely to have Hunter's finger paintings hanging on the walls than a Trump connection.
 
2021-07-21 9:33:30 AM  

grinding_journalist: That's not a "gold" toilet, it's gilded, meaning it's just bog standard ceramic with some paint or leaf tacked on.

/is now wondering how much an actual solid gold toilet would weigh


Google is awesome for silly thoughts such as this.

In '19 a gold toilet was stolen. Reportedly, 103 kilograms of gold was used making it worth abut 4 mill.
 
2021-07-21 9:36:35 AM  
Opulence: he had it
 
2021-07-21 9:36:59 AM  
Ferdinand Marcos is still alive?
 
2021-07-21 9:43:40 AM  
Which dirty bastard shat in my trombone?
 
2021-07-21 9:44:24 AM  
Trump's golden shower!
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/For realz
//Tennis locker room
///Golf course outside DC
 
2021-07-21 9:49:40 AM  
The police now have something to go on.
 
2021-07-21 10:01:00 AM  
...raided by Russian investigators, who say they busted a gang of corrupt police.

Russia busts corrupt cops.
GOP, please take notes.
 
2021-07-21 10:18:33 AM  

sephjnr: Which dirty bastard shat in my trombone?


Oh, did you say "sit in with the band"?
 
2021-07-21 10:19:36 AM  
It's hard to fathom the brain that decides "I want a golden toilet"

I mean, I just want a good, practical toilet. Elongated seat, the right height, and flushes well. Lately, I've learned that it is good to have a toilet that circulates the water well around the bowl, to help keep the sides of the bowl clean.

Only the most crass, classless human being would need to crap on a gold toilet.
 
2021-07-21 10:21:44 AM  

focusthis: Trump's golden shower![Fark user image image 425x566]

/For realz
//Tennis locker room
///Golf course outside DC


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2021-07-21 10:27:20 AM  
Hunter Biden's new poo palace?

Oh, wait, we'll never know because he gets to officially take anonymous bribes through 'art sales'.

Enjoying that new transparent gummint yet Libbies? Even WaPo is waking up. Why don't you?
 
2021-07-21 10:31:06 AM  
The whole gang had one toilet and one bidet? "Just a minute, Vince, I have to the bidet."  "No problem, Rocco."
 
2021-07-21 10:36:19 AM  
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2021-07-21 10:42:18 AM  
Really?
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2021-07-21 11:18:03 AM  
You could have fooled me with that interior shots. I'd say those were a Trump property. Kind of funny that is his exact shiatty style.

/except for the bidet
 
2021-07-21 11:38:22 AM  
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All that money on a stove from the 1960s.
 
2021-07-21 11:44:10 AM  
 
2021-07-21 11:57:11 AM  
Government's Toilets 4 Cash program  looks like a success
 
2021-07-21 11:58:19 AM  
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: Any urine stained mattresses?
 
2021-07-21 12:21:11 PM  

OdradekRex: Yet. They may be holding it as collateral for one of Trumpy's "loans".


Don't dare tell me his huge orange ass, and tiny orange pecker, haven't been on a Russian Gold Toilet they just HAPPEN to find.

Next up, a suspiciously stained mattress.
 
2021-07-21 3:53:10 PM  
With all the visits that Trumpy baby made to Russia, AND his long involvement with the Russian mafia, maybe THIS is where he got the idea in the first place!
 
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