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(CNN)   This may have worked for Bugs Bunny, but it doesn't work in real life   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 7:57:18 AM  
He should have made the left turn at Albuquerque
 
2021-07-21 7:59:12 AM  
So sawing off Florida and watching it float away is still an option?
 
2021-07-21 8:07:17 AM  
It's kind of reassuring to see that level of stupid isn't unique to American plague rats... :/
 
2021-07-21 8:27:15 AM  
Singing to the guy hunting me doesn't work?

Next you are going to tell me sticking my finger in the end of a shotgun won't keep it from firing.
 
2021-07-21 8:27:22 AM  
Except apparently it literally would have worked if he hadn't changed in mid-flight.

Their security theater is an elementary school production.
 
2021-07-21 8:30:11 AM  
Actually it sounds like it would have worked had the guy not changed into his normal clothes on the flight.  He couldn't stand to wear that full-body shroud for a few extra hours, but I bet you my next paycheck he insists on women wearing them at all times in public.
 
2021-07-21 8:31:46 AM  
Daffy Duck as Carmen Miranda
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gotta give Daffy the edge on this one
 
2021-07-21 8:32:35 AM  

IamTomJoad: Singing to the guy hunting me doesn't work?

Next you are going to tell me sticking my finger in the end of a shotgun won't keep it from firing.


It still fires, but the blast blows back into the shooters face.
 
2021-07-21 8:32:47 AM  
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2021-07-21 8:33:57 AM  
Charge him with assault.
 
2021-07-21 8:36:51 AM  

IamTomJoad: Singing to the guy hunting me doesn't work?

Next you are going to tell me sticking my finger in the end of a shotgun won't keep it from firing.


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2021-07-21 8:37:37 AM  
It has worked in real life before, just ask W.L. Mackenzie.

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/Fled to the US dressed as a woman after a failed rebellion against the Crown in Canada ~1837
//Canadian history is zany.
 
2021-07-21 8:39:36 AM  

Arkkuss: IamTomJoad: Singing to the guy hunting me doesn't work?

Next you are going to tell me sticking my finger in the end of a shotgun won't keep it from firing.

It still fires, but the blast blows back into the shooters face.


Same effect as ACME dynamite then?

When I was a kid I thought ACME was short hand for "shoddy craftsmanship"
 
2021-07-21 8:42:19 AM  
Entitled coonts: not just in America!

/yay?
 
2021-07-21 8:47:53 AM  
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2021-07-21 8:48:52 AM  
Ant this page is the Rare Unicorn of a CNN page without an autostart video.
 
2021-07-21 8:48:58 AM  

ModernLuddite: It has worked in real life before, just ask W.L. Mackenzie.

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/Fled to the US dressed as a woman after a failed rebellion against the Crown in Canada ~1837
//Canadian history is zany.


Yikes, that would be one fugly woman.
 
2021-07-21 8:52:07 AM  

ModernLuddite: /Fled to the US dressed as a woman after a failed rebellion against the Crown in Canada ~1837
//Canadian history is zany.


There were similar Union claims about Jefferson Davis fleeing at the end of the Civil War.
And possibly J. Bruce Ismay getting onto a Titanic lifeboat.
 
2021-07-21 9:01:26 AM  
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2021-07-21 9:02:35 AM  
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2021-07-21 9:06:11 AM  
"What's up, doc?"
"Sir, please tilt your head back so I can do this covid test."
 
2021-07-21 9:12:44 AM  
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so...he's hiding in the stove eh?
 
2021-07-21 9:14:18 AM  
He would have been OK if he would have done the other Bugs Bunny trick.

"You are under arrest."
"Oooooohhh no I'm not!
"Oooooohhh yes are!
"Oooooohhh no I'm not!
"Oooooohhh yes are!
"Oooooohhh yes I am!
"Oooooohhh no you're not! Get out of here!
 
2021-07-21 10:17:51 AM  

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