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(Some Guy)   The debate is over. Pineapple belongs on pizza   (spoonuniversity.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
Maybe pineapple and jalapeno?
 
5 days ago  
Better than banana.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Pineapple as a pizza topping dates back to the origin of "Hawaiian Pizza" (cheese pizza with ham and pineapple) in 1962. Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulous at the Satellite Restaurant in Toronto, Canada.

If that alone isn't proof that pineapple on pizza is wrong then I don't know what is.
 
5 days ago  
For all the hate that pineapple on pizza gets, most pizza feeds usually have at least one or two of them and they're never the last slice left.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
It's supposed to be UNSWEETENED pineapple on a pizza. It's that sweetened crap that gives it a bad name.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Roast chicken with pineapple is pretty good, ham and pineapple is poor.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Sometimes customers request I dip my balls in on the slice.

I don't and have never worked at a pizzeria.
 
5 days ago  
....no.
 
5 days ago  

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Some people wouldn't need the dog.

"Yeah, that's pineaaple on there... hey what are you AAAGH get off me..."
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.
 
5 days ago  

hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.


I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.
 
5 days ago  
Anything is allowed on pizza.  It's not your pizza.  Get over it.
 
5 days ago  
If only pizza places offered you a selection of toppings instead of forcing you to settle for toppings you don't like.

A local place has a pizza with bbq sauce, pulled pork, pineapple, and banana peppers. Don't like it? Well then you don't get any.
 
5 days ago  
Put whatever you want on your pizza.  Just keep onions and black olives off of mine.
 
5 days ago  
For the last year? This blogger has been living under a rock.
 
5 days ago  

tfresh: It's supposed to be UNSWEETENED pineapple on a pizza. It's that sweetened crap that gives it a bad name.


That and/or the mushy canned crap.  Needs to be more tart than sweet. Fresh, chopped on the smaller side, and roasted to get a tinge of Malliard effect.  Works very well with a decent sauce, and I personally prefer a little (lot) bacon along with the ham, or Canadian bacon for that matter.

Get some fresh pineapple rings and put 'em on the grill and chop them up first if you must.  Also good on it's own as a side.
 
5 days ago  

max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.


Go ahead and put pineapple on pizza, ketchup on steak or turds in your punch bowl. Just stop trying to convince the rest of civilization that these are good things.
 
5 days ago  

a far candle: Pineapple as a pizza topping dates back to the origin of "Hawaiian Pizza" (cheese pizza with ham and pineapple) in 1962. Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulous at the Satellite Restaurant in Toronto, Canada.

If that alone isn't proof that pineapple on pizza is wrong then I don't know what is.


Hawaii is warm and tropical. Canada is cold. Why would a Hawaiian live in Canada?
It makes no sense., and if it makes no sense, you must not put pineapple on pizza.
I rest my case.
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5 days ago  
It's not "pineapple on pizza." Nobody is out there eating a pineapple pizza. That's deranged.

It's ham and pineapple (or Canadian bacon). It's not bad.

I wouldn't do it to like, a really good pizza, but if you're ordering from one of the thousands of places in America that do pizza only okay, It's a perfectly fine combination.

But it's the combination that matters.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Of all the awesome spots you could go in Toronto, you go for... pizza?
 
5 days ago  
Pizza Gatekeepers:   Worse Than Hitler.
 
5 days ago  
My favorite? Pineapple and anchovies on a Chicago-style deep dish. From Papa John's.

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5 days ago  

Embden.Meyerhof: Pizza Gatekeepers:   Worse Than Hitler.


I dunno. Hitler liked St. Louis style pizza.
 
5 days ago  

NobleHam: Embden.Meyerhof: Pizza Gatekeepers:   Worse Than Hitler.

I dunno. Hitler liked St. Louis style pizza.


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5 days ago  

NobleHam: Embden.Meyerhof: Pizza Gatekeepers:   Worse Than Hitler.

I dunno. Hitler liked St. Louis style pizza.


also he killed the guy who killed Hitler, so... ymmv.

NobleHam: For the last year? This blogger has been living under a rock.


we should invite them to foodtab, they'd have brazillions of free stories for their blog or whatever!

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5 days ago  
ive been saying it for years
 
5 days ago  
You're ruining perfectly good pineapple and perfectly good pizza. The pineapple gets all mushy and weird and the juice soaks into every other ingredient.

Plus as a part Hawaiian it just grinds my gears that people toss pineapple on whatever the fark and call it "Hawaiian [ whatever the fark ]". It's lazy. Give me a laulau pizza, you farking cowards!
 
5 days ago  
No.
 
5 days ago  

Thelyphthoric: Maybe pineapple and jalapeno?


Jalapeno is a nice option, but the only true companion to pineapple on pizza is bacon. Not even any other pork item. Just bacon.

Then you can bring in Jalapeno, Peppers, Onions or some combo of them.

Most anything else turns the pineapple into the tragedy some try and sell it as.

Also, since I've seen a few say they think pineapple adds too much moistness, you need to be judicious with how much you add, and you also need to use fresh, not canned, since canned not only tastes worse, it's soaked with extra liquid.

That also solves a lot of the "too sweet" complaints. Fresh pineapple is still sweet, but it's not cloying.  It has many other flavor notes.

I'm half convinced the burning hatred many have is that big thing. Having had it with crap canned pineapple. Plus, no doubt, tomato sauce that's already too sweet. So it probably needs a savory sauce with less sugar.
 
5 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Thelyphthoric: Maybe pineapple and jalapeno?

Jalapeno is a nice option, but the only true companion to pineapple on pizza is bacon. Not even any other pork item. Just bacon.

Then you can bring in Jalapeno, Peppers, Onions or some combo of them.

Most anything else turns the pineapple into the tragedy some try and sell it as.

Also, since I've seen a few say they think pineapple adds too much moistness, you need to be judicious with how much you add, and you also need to use fresh, not canned, since canned not only tastes worse, it's soaked with extra liquid.

That also solves a lot of the "too sweet" complaints. Fresh pineapple is still sweet, but it's not cloying.  It has many other flavor notes.

I'm half convinced the burning hatred many have is that big thing. Having had it with crap canned pineapple. Plus, no doubt, tomato sauce that's already too sweet. So it probably needs a savory sauce with less sugar.


You sound like you know how to food.
/puts down the can of spaghettios and subscribes to newsletter
 
5 days ago  
Pineapple belongs on crappy pizza.
 
5 days ago  

max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.


You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the babies sad.
 
5 days ago  

hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the babies sad.


You sound like a hypocrite.
 
5 days ago  

hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the UNBORN babies sad.


FTFY.
 
5 days ago  

hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.


this... actually makes me regret my Ohio childhood slightly less...

at my mother's parents' house:
- ambrosia? present.
- potato salad? actually decent, who knew - no raisins, no fruits of any kind, no marshmallow-fluff or sugar. and sometimes even the additional hot/German style variant, mmm.
- devilled eggs? mustard mayo flavorless-ancient-paprika, hey, I'll take it!
- corn on the cob (usually boiled, fine with me close enough)
- kovbasa what was handmade by my grandfather himself, you have never tasted better kielbasa in your life
- ...and of course the standart midwest cold vegetal "pizza" lololol (no one ever asks for it, someone always brings it, and it always disappears?)

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meanwhile down the farm, kontra-punkt: my dad's fambly, rural USA. entire giant pig on a spit filled with wood embers and charcoal. venison, rabbit, squirrel, random small varmints. soak unpeeled corn in water overnight and toss directly on coals under the spit (2 55-gal drum halves welded together, with a small motor jerry-welded to rotate the peegs and whatnot) - acceptable mac-salad, pasta-salad, outstanding biscuits with sausage gravy, mashed potatoes, glazed root-vegetals. but no squash or yams/sweetpotatoes for me, tyvm (those two things, brown sugar and marshmallows absolutely were involved. no, just no.) - strawberry-rhubarb pie, coconut cream pie for dessert yes please.
 
5 days ago  

BigSquibowski: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the UNBORN babies sad.

FTFY.


seriously ^this. I would likely punch an unborn baby if only it meant never having to take another bite of ambrosia in my life. but at least potato salad with sugar and/or raisins, I now possess the ability to simply shame those particular people right out of existence, no babies harmed in the making of that film.

/nota-bene: I have never punched a baby of any sort in my entire misspent life, and they well know that, those things adore me
 
5 days ago  

tintar: BigSquibowski: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the UNBORN babies sad.

FTFY.

seriously ^this. I would likely punch an unborn baby if only it meant never having to take another bite of ambrosia in my life. but at least potato salad with sugar and/or raisins, I now possess the ability to simply shame those particular people right out of existence, no babies harmed in the making of that film.

/nota-bene: I have never punched a baby of any sort in my entire misspent life, and they well know that, those things adore me


Maybe just flip off a box of kittens instead. Work your way up to it.

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5 days ago  

max_pooper: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the babies sad.

You sound like a hypocrite.


You sound like someone who can't take a joke. Here's a hint: I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

/Nice boy, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
 
5 days ago  

hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the babies sad.

You sound like a hypocrite.

You sound like someone who can't take a joke. Here's a hint: I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

/Nice boy, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.


Whatever you are claiming to be a joke aside, my point still stands. You were making accusations about imaginary people at your barbecue. If you use any sort of sugar and acid in preparation of barbecued meats while thumbing your nose at another combination of sweet, tangy and meaty; you are a fine fact a hypocrite.

People who whine about other people eating pineapple on pizza are worse than crossfitting vegans.
 
5 days ago  

max_pooper: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the babies sad.

You sound like a hypocrite.

You sound like someone who can't take a joke. Here's a hint: I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

/Nice boy, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

Whatever you are claiming to be a joke aside, my point still stands. You were making accusations about imaginary people at your barbecue. If you use any sort of sugar and acid in preparation of barbecued meats while thumbing your nose at another combination of sweet, tangy and meaty; you are a fine fact a hypocrite.

People who whine about other people eating pineapple on pizza are worse than crossfitting vegans.


Your point is about as sharp as a rubber ball.
By your own logic if someone enjoys any fish but not surstromming, they are a hypocrite.
Hilarious, you should do road gigs with that material.
People who like pineapple on pizza will tell you at the urinal, usually while licking it because that too tastes good to them.
 
5 days ago  

tintar: BigSquibowski: hubiestubert: max_pooper: hubiestubert: Because this blogger says so?

I'mma need a greater authority than some chick from Boston College with a Communications degree to call this one. You go ahead and put that mess on pizza if you want, but you don't get to bring ANYTHING to any BBQ or Fourth of July. Your potato salad is now suspect, as are your deviled eggs, and you bring an 'Ambrosia Salad' that is fruit dipped in coconut and whipped cream, that sh*t is going STRAIGHT into the circular file. YOU are why white people don't get invited to better BBQs. I fear what your macaroni and cheese game looks like too.

Go and eat that sh*t on the porch or something, where people can't see you.

I've never understood the hate for this particular sweet and savory combination. Do you put brown sugar or honey in your barbecue sauce? Yes, then shut the heel up.

You sound like someone who brings Ambrosia Salad, and whose potato salad makes even the UNBORN babies sad.

FTFY.

seriously ^this. I would likely punch an unborn baby if only it meant never having to take another bite of ambrosia in my life. but at least potato salad with sugar and/or raisins, I now possess the ability to simply shame those particular people right out of existence, no babies harmed in the making of that film.

/nota-bene: I have never punched a baby of any sort in my entire misspent life, and they well know that, those things adore me


OK Tintar. I read alot ... don't post alot. Half my family was from Ohio/Kentucky. You seem like a food kinda guy so you might be familiar with cottage ham. When my granny got some sent down from Kentucky she acted like it was a big deal. It tasted like .... ham. With twice the salt.
 
5 days ago  
This thread is over my head so I'm headed to the 7-11, for certain values of 7 and 11.

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Not too fond of pizza on pineapple.
 
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