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(MSN) Boobies Using Boobies Tag Ironically: A women's handball team wore shorts instead of skimpy bikini-bottom uniforms. The league fined them over $1,700. One guess on how the men in the sport dress   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-07-20 11:47:49 PM  
Do they wear bras? I'm going with "bras"... lock it in.
 
2021-07-21 1:22:38 AM  
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2021-07-21 6:07:34 AM  
Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.
 
2021-07-21 6:18:43 AM  

EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.


Go on...
 
2021-07-21 6:22:59 AM  

EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.


What if they setup mixed teams, and once in a while during a match the players would bump into each other accidentally and then proceed to have sex?
 
2021-07-21 7:23:31 AM  

BumpInTheNight: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

What if they setup mixed teams, and once in a while during a match the players would bump into each other accidentally and then proceed to have sex?


Would there be spanking first?
 
2021-07-21 7:38:01 AM  

EvilEgg: Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked? Then that's how they'd be dressed.


All that slapping....

/and, of course, their junk would be flying about
 
2021-07-21 8:19:58 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

Go on...


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2021-07-21 8:33:28 AM  
There's only one solution to this....the men also need to wear bikini bottoms, with their balls hanging out the sides.
 
2021-07-21 8:42:50 AM  
This is the headline the mods went with?
 
2021-07-21 8:46:31 AM  
I can only imagine all the places sand goes when wearing bikini bottoms and diving for the ball.
 
2021-07-21 8:55:35 AM  

OldRod: BumpInTheNight: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

What if they setup mixed teams, and once in a while during a match the players would bump into each other accidentally and then proceed to have sex?

Would there be spanking first?



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2021-07-21 9:13:05 AM  

BumpInTheNight: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

What if they setup mixed teams, and once in a while during a match the players would bump into each other accidentally and then proceed to have sex?


I think they're probably all drained from the sex from literally every minute they're not on the beach volleyball court.
 
2021-07-21 9:14:33 AM  
Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.
 
2021-07-21 9:37:46 AM  
Roller derby stopped caring about pants a long time ago. A) pants are annoying & b) let people wear what they are comfortable competing in. Just as long as it isn't thing briefs, have anything obscene on it and hopefully it isn't see thru when you bend over or squat, then it's all good. Everyone skating on a team has to have same color base for their team (red team has on red jerseys, blue team blue ones, etc), numbers at at the minimum height & correct placement (back & upper arms), quad skates & all your safety gear on. That's it. 

Yes, matching outfits DO look better overall though. That said, less time worried about women's clothing on their lower half & more time working out the wage disparity in sports (and everywhere else) would be a better use of everyone's time & energy.
 
2021-07-21 9:49:49 AM  
And nobody would have noticed the sport that nobody ever watches or even hears about if this didnt happen.  Interesting.
 
2021-07-21 10:31:06 AM  

HugeMistake: None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.


I had never seen this in action until a few years back.  I was sitting in a break area with a group of people, including one woman who sometimes liked to push the envelope with the dress code, although that day she was dressed relatively normal that day.  As we were talking, one of the supervisors, who was an old white dude in his late 60s, came over and proceeded to start to chastise her in front of all of us about how he could see down her top and how she should be ashamed of herself for dressing like that.  It got really squicky in a hurry.

Funny thing was, she immediately went to HR with the rest of us to report him.  The supervisor "retired" a few weeks after that.
 
2021-07-21 10:31:36 AM  
And I thought old NBA extra mediums were ridiculous.
 
2021-07-21 11:01:10 AM  

BumpInTheNight: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

What if they setup mixed teams, and once in a while during a match the players would bump into each other accidentally and then proceed to have sex?


Username kind of checks out.
 
2021-07-21 11:22:34 AM  
I was fined at a beach in Brazil for not wearing speedos. Oh wait, that was Homer Simpson.
 
2021-07-21 11:45:54 AM  

EvilEgg: Farking Clown Shoes: EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.

Go on...

Fark is not your personal erotica site


Says who?  WHO SAYS THAT?

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2021-07-21 1:58:12 PM  
Make the men play in speedos
 
2021-07-21 2:34:35 PM  

HugeMistake: Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.


Interesting these contrasting beach volleyball photos. It makes we wonder if the sport is subcoming to the pressure...

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2021-07-21 3:38:03 PM  

FrancoFile: I can only imagine all the places sand goes when wearing bikini bottoms and diving for the ball.


/knows about the problems in bikini bottom
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2021-07-21 4:19:18 PM  
those horrible whores!!
 
2021-07-21 4:48:49 PM  

Kris_Romm: HugeMistake: Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.

Interesting these contrasting beach volleyball photos. It makes we wonder if the sport is subcoming to the pressure...

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Traditionally, beach volleyball leaves their athletes a wider range of uniform styles:

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2021-07-21 5:03:29 PM  

meanmutton: Kris_Romm: HugeMistake: Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.

Interesting these contrasting beach volleyball photos. It makes we wonder if the sport is subcoming to the pressure...

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[images2.minutemediacdn.com image 720x405]

Traditionally, beach volleyball leaves their athletes a wider range of uniform styles:

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That German player is what the Germans call "muy caliente".
 
2021-07-21 6:28:23 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:34:21 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: meanmutton: Kris_Romm: HugeMistake: Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.

Interesting these contrasting beach volleyball photos. It makes we wonder if the sport is subcoming to the pressure...

[mediarunsearch.co.uk image 850x566]

[images2.minutemediacdn.com image 720x405]

Traditionally, beach volleyball leaves their athletes a wider range of uniform styles:

[imgresizer.eurosport.com image 850x478]

That German player is what the Germans call "muy caliente".


Kind of has a male facial shape. Found some other pictures online and she switches looks from masculine to how you doin.
 
2021-07-22 3:41:12 AM  

EvilEgg: Bikinis = viewers = money. Don't mess with the money.

Would they get more viewers if the men wore banana hammocks? Or just plain naked?  Then that's how they'd be dressed.


This is handball. What money?
 
2021-07-22 1:27:05 PM  

Kris_Romm: HugeMistake: Beach volleyball is having the same fight.

In related news, another female athlete is being chastised by officials for wearing shorts that are too revealing (SFW unless you are employed in a monastery):

Olivia Breen: World champion para-athlete left angry after official said her shorts were 'too revealing' - BBC Sport

None of this would happen if women would just comply with the old, white men telling them exactly how much skin to bare is enough, but not too much. They should also smile more.

Interesting these contrasting beach volleyball photos. It makes we wonder if the sport is subcoming to the pressure...

[mediarunsearch.co.uk image 850x566]

[images2.minutemediacdn.com image 720x405]


From what I've seen in past Olympics, anyone in a bathing suit or a bikini seems to spend most of her time picking it back out of the crack of her ass. How distracting when you're try to play a sport!
 
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