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(MSN)   Dr. Fauci has had enough of Rand Paul's shiat   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-07-20 11:24:48 AM  
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2021-07-20 11:26:34 AM  
Only missing "good day sir"
 
2021-07-20 11:28:24 AM  
BOOM!! MIC DROP!

I love this guy.
 
2021-07-20 11:29:59 AM  
Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.
 
2021-07-20 11:31:43 AM  
As have we all.
 
2021-07-20 11:32:07 AM  
He should move next door to Rand: the other side. Fauci and Rand's other neighbor would probably have some great talks leading to another beating.
 
2021-07-20 11:32:28 AM  
And the whores you rode in on, Randy...
 
2021-07-20 11:41:51 AM  
Dr. Fauci is a much more patient man than I am.
 
2021-07-20 11:41:58 AM  
 
2021-07-20 11:43:18 AM  
A lot of us have had enough of his shiat.
Too bad his neighbor didn't finish the job.  If he lives through his prison sentence, I'd buy him at least a beer. Maybe some nice scotch if he likes it.
 
2021-07-20 11:43:32 AM  
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2021-07-20 11:44:29 AM  

ArkPanda: Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.


As a Civil Servant... the time for civility has come to and end.

F*ck these assholes with a rusty pole. They are killing people with this crap. They are killing people and destroying our government and our country.
 
2021-07-20 11:44:49 AM  
And Fauci had to quell those urges while Trump was President.

Not anymore.
 
2021-07-20 11:44:51 AM  
As have we all.
 
2021-07-20 11:45:05 AM  
The good doctor is all out of Fauc-ks to give.
 
2021-07-20 11:45:15 AM  
RANDPAUL's still humping the GoF (Gain of Function) chicken? By this point, nothing left there but a wad of sticky gristle and feathers.

He should GoFark himself instead.

// holy long walk for a short drink of water
 
2021-07-20 11:45:21 AM  

ArkPanda: Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.


Yeah but over a year of this nonsense I'm amazed he has any patience left not to just say 'You dumb motherfarker, shut the fark up'
 
2021-07-20 11:45:44 AM  

Irving Maimway: He should move next door to Rand: the other side. Fauci and Rand's other neighbor would probably have some great talks leading to another beating.


I'm glad you went that way rather than the finger cuffs direction.
 
2021-07-20 11:46:24 AM  
Pretty sure every sane sentient creature aware of Rand Paul is sick of his shiat.
 
2021-07-20 11:46:47 AM  
I was under the impression that people don't have to show up for congressional testimonies anymore.
 
2021-07-20 11:47:05 AM  

ArkPanda: Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.


Well, there's our problem.
 
2021-07-20 11:47:10 AM  
"you do not know what you are talking about, and I'm not just referring to your nonsense about virus research."
 
2021-07-20 11:47:11 AM  
Dafuq is gain of function?

/do I really want to know?
 
2021-07-20 11:47:46 AM  

RasIanI: The good doctor is all out of Fauc-ks to give.


I think I hurt myself trying to say that out loud.
 
2021-07-20 11:48:08 AM  

ArkPanda: Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.


Maybe that tradition should be re-examined.
 
2021-07-20 11:48:32 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Dafuq is gain of function?

/do I really want to know?


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NB​K​285579/

Basically Rand is insinuating that COVID was lab-engineered by humans.
 
2021-07-20 11:50:05 AM  
Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.
 
2021-07-20 11:50:37 AM  
Wait, is RAND Paul now claiming the virus is deadly?
 
2021-07-20 11:51:23 AM  
"I have documentation from Mr Clinton, Mr George Clinton, that says the lab engaged in gain of funky research on coronavirus. "

Dr Fauci: "ok... that part is true"
 
2021-07-20 11:53:11 AM  
RandPaul is an "eye doctor" that is NOT even certified by the American Board of Ophthalmology (ABO).
He & his family started their own board that is not recognized by hospitals or insurance.
This tells you what kind of person he is


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2021-07-20 11:53:28 AM  
But Rand Paul is such a fine doctor of note and stuff, too bad he isn't a long hauler.
 
2021-07-20 11:54:29 AM  
I hope someone puts Rand Paul in the hospital again only this time a nurse snuffs him out
 
2021-07-20 11:54:55 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.


Don't forget Drs. Oz and Wakefield.
 
2021-07-20 11:55:06 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.



Like most professions, especially in this country, you only need to be good at 1 thing. That's it. No common sense, no well-rounded knowledge, no diversity, no clue how most everything else works.

The scary part about doctors is that I think most of them are book smart only. They can read shiat and they can remember it well enough to pass an exam but critical thinking skills? Being able to think logically? Even being open minded is not a requirement.

Most of the other Senators are lawyers who went to colleges most people can't even dream of attending. They should also be smart folks - but they're not. Or they're hiding it.
 
2021-07-20 11:55:51 AM  
I admire his restraint.

I would gone full Rand Paul neighbor on his lying ass.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:14 AM  
I wonder how many hundreds of thousands of people Dr. Fauci has saved over the course of his career.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:18 AM  

make me some tea: Full video
https://twitter.com/cspan/status/14175​02417713864711?s=19


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2021-07-20 11:56:25 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.


Doctors are susceptible to the same syndrome as school teachers. They get used to being the most knowledgeable person in the room, in their specialist subject. Then they begin to believe they are the most knowledgeable person in the world, in every subject.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:33 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.


There are intellectual Jackie Robinsons who are incredibly skilled at a wide variety of areas and are amazing people on top of it, and then there the professional dart throwers who are very good at one thing. When they stray from their expertise, it is obvious. That's Ben Carson.

Rand Paul used money and influence to get himself credentialed to speak with the weight of an unearned title.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:34 AM  

markie_farkie: ViolentEastCoastCity: Dafuq is gain of function?

/do I really want to know?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK​285579/

Basically Rand is insinuating that COVID was lab-engineered by humans.


Interesting.  Thank you!

He does seem to have the dumbest take on everything.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:42 AM  

ArkPanda: Damn. Civil servants are trained from Day 1 to be very deferential to members of Congress.


I'm sure during new Congressional member orientation, they are taught to demand respect rather than to earn it.  Might be time to have the personnel dept update that.

/I have no doubt the French Nobility were shouting "respec my authoritiah" as they were being loaded into the guillotines.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:52 AM  
The guy's probably out of prison by now already, but I really hope Biden or Beshear gives Rand Paul's neighbor a full pardon, if only to have it completely expunged from his record.

/Drew would have done it
 
2021-07-20 11:57:23 AM  
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2021-07-20 11:57:35 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.


To be fair Paul is a podiatrist who couldn't get board certified without creating his own board with hookers and blackjack, and Carson is a surgeon which is far more about memorization of technique than root causes. Your average GP is probably more knowledgeable about basic biology and epidemiology than a cowboy like Carson.
 
2021-07-20 11:57:46 AM  
"Hey, Rand!"
"Yeah, Fauci?"
"You know what I did?"
"You better not..."
"I built that fire over there."
"Oh."
 
2021-07-20 11:57:52 AM  

I'm an excellent driver: Rand Paul and Ben Carson have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that to be a qualified medical doctor takes only mental illness and stupidity.  I remember when Doctors used to be quite smart - not any more.


There are many kinds of smart. It's entirely possible that Ben Carson is the brilliant neurosurgeon that his reputation says he is, even though he was a zero as director of HUD.
 
2021-07-20 11:58:30 AM  
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2021-07-20 11:58:31 AM  
Gee, I wonder who to believe? I mean on one hand you have an immunologist with over 50 some odd years of experience, with the NIH and NIAID, and at the forefront for SARS, HIV/DAIDS, Swine Flu, MERS, Ebola, AND COVID-19, and the author of the  President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief (PEPFAR), respected within the epidemiologist community for a generation, and on the other we have an out of work dentist...
 
2021-07-20 11:58:31 AM  

LarryDan43: Wait, is RAND Paul now claiming the virus is deadly?


lol no. The virus is a liberal hoax meant to harm the Trump economy, but was also a real thing developed in a lab by evil Chinese scientists who wanted to weaponize it. And every day that Biden doesn't declare war on China is a black mark on history, but economic sanctions are also a step too far. The only person standing in the way is Dr. Fauci.

All of these things are easy to believe and follow if you're being paid millions of dollars to say them.
 
2021-07-20 11:58:37 AM  
Dr. Acula has a better grasp on science than Rand Paul.
 
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