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(Law and Crime)   If you wake up covered in blood next to your girlfriend's dead body in a cheap motel room at the corner of Dean Martin Dr and Tropicana Ave, you're either the protagonist of an early 00's "noir" video game or in a WHOLE lot of trouble with the cops   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Hotel, Police, Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, 30-year-old Stephanie Duarte, police officers, Medof's rib cage, police report, separate room  
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2021-07-20 12:40:29 PM  
It was the man with one arm!!!
 
2021-07-20 1:06:46 PM  
What an idiot.

Doesnt he know that in Vegas if you feel the need to violently murder your girlfriend you can just drop her off at the local fire station?
 
2021-07-20 1:08:55 PM  
Maybe he's just a HUGE fan of Sid Vicious?
 
2021-07-20 1:09:22 PM  
I hope he makes bail so he'll be able to search for the real killer. The old 'I gave her a bath to wake her up trick' never works. Not even in the movies. And doing CPR on a body that's been dead for hours doesn't work. Again, not even in the movies.
 
2021-07-20 1:09:42 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: It was the man with one arm!!!


Idon'tcare.jog
 
2021-07-20 1:10:43 PM  
According to an arrest report obtained by local Fox affiliate KVVU, Medof told police he woke up to find the hotel room "covered in blood" and claimed that he tried to wake Duarte up by giving her a bath.

Must have missed that one in CPR class and every EMT tv show. But may have seen it in a few Batmans and Arrow incarnations. Does the hotel room come with its own Lazarus Pit Tub?
 
2021-07-20 1:11:13 PM  
y'all mean the one armed bandit?
 
2021-07-20 1:11:22 PM  
did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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2021-07-20 1:12:30 PM  
I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fli​g​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.
 
2021-07-20 1:12:32 PM  
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2021-07-20 1:12:48 PM  

ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine

whether or not he was blackout drunk is just incidental
 
2021-07-20 1:15:10 PM  

Geotpf: I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flig​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.


How you gonna have HBO and not have HBO/Max. Seriously.  Of all the things I feel like I could use a little more information on: Why not? I really have a ton of questions.
 
2021-07-20 1:15:48 PM  

kbronsito: According to an arrest report obtained by local Fox affiliate KVVU, Medof told police he woke up to find the hotel room "covered in blood" and claimed that he tried to wake Duarte up by giving her a bath.

Must have missed that one in CPR class and every EMT tv show. But may have seen it in a few Batmans and Arrow incarnations. Does the hotel room come with its own Lazarus Pit Tub?


It's almost like a wee bit of substance abuse may be involved in a seriously dumbfark decision chain
 
2021-07-20 1:17:40 PM  
Police say that Medof admitted the couple had been fighting earlier that night...

Security camera footage and eyewitness testimony...

Guests in a close by room told investigators they heard loud noises that sounded like a man and a woman arguing and things being moved.


Yeah, he ain't getting out of this with a blackout story.
 
2021-07-20 1:18:17 PM  
Some days I feel down, or wake up feeling depressed. Like I havent accomplished anything meaningful or done anything exciting in life, and just have too much drama.

Then I see something like this, and somehow my life problems seem trivial by comparison.
 
2021-07-20 1:18:58 PM  

Geotpf: woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:


The Who bassist John Entwistle died in a Las Vegas hotel room from a heart attack brought on by taking cocaine on the eve of the band's American tour, a coroner has ruled. Entwistle spent the evening of 26 June at the Hard Rock Hotel with band members before going to bed with a female companion at 3am.
 
2021-07-20 1:20:05 PM  
medius:  a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine
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2021-07-20 1:21:21 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Geotpf: I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flig​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.

How you gonna have HBO and not have HBO/Max. Seriously.  Of all the things I feel like I could use a little more information on: Why not? I really have a ton of questions.


I don't have any streaming services, but it looks like I can get it free and I didn't know it.  Just have to sign up.  Learn something new every day.
 
2021-07-20 1:25:05 PM  
If you stay on that side of the 15 in Vegas, you are not exactly the premier guest.  You can sit at the stoplight and see the hookers walking from the Strip to Wild Wild West for lot lizard duty at shift change.
 
2021-07-20 1:26:51 PM  
I'm 44 and he looks older than me. I'm going to guess there were substance abuse problems.

Also, Cirque De Soleil has reopened so I'm on my way to Vegas. I promise not to murder anyone.
 
2021-07-20 1:30:18 PM  
She was hot, he looks sad.
 
2021-07-20 1:31:43 PM  

TheReject: I'm 44 and he looks older than me. I'm going to guess there were substance abuse problems.

Also, Cirque De Soleil has reopened so I'm on my way to Vegas. I promise not to murder anyone.


Ha- that's exactly what someone intending to commit murder would say. We'll be checking out Las Vegas news outlets for the next few days.
 
2021-07-20 1:31:46 PM  

UltimaCS: Police say that Medof admitted the couple had been fighting earlier that night...

Security camera footage and eyewitness testimony...

Guests in a close by room told investigators they heard loud noises that sounded like a man and a woman arguing and things being moved.

Yeah, he ain't getting out of this with a blackout story.


Oh, no?

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2021-07-20 1:34:24 PM  
Life imitates Kaley Cuoco HBO dramas.
 
2021-07-20 1:34:52 PM  
Don't piss off the mob.

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2021-07-20 1:36:39 PM  

Geotpf: Por que tan serioso: Geotpf: I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flig​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.

How you gonna have HBO and not have HBO/Max. Seriously.  Of all the things I feel like I could use a little more information on: Why not? I really have a ton of questions.

I don't have any streaming services, but it looks like I can get it free and I didn't know it.  Just have to sign up.  Learn something new every day.


Okay. Like I said I had questions.  Glad you got your sh*t straightened out there partner.
 
2021-07-20 1:38:37 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Geotpf: Por que tan serioso: Geotpf: I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flig​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.

How you gonna have HBO and not have HBO/Max. Seriously.  Of all the things I feel like I could use a little more information on: Why not? I really have a ton of questions.

I don't have any streaming services, but it looks like I can get it free and I didn't know it.  Just have to sign up.  Learn something new every day.

Okay. Like I said I had questions.  Glad you got your sh*t straightened out there partner.


Nice hookup for a farker!   In my neighborhood a good deed like that deserves at least a handy
/it's a sketchy neighborhood
 
2021-07-20 1:38:43 PM  
The tragic death of a promising young woman outweighs, albeit barely, the benefit to society of having at least one less attorney.
 
2021-07-20 1:39:34 PM  

ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.
 
2021-07-20 1:40:24 PM  

Geotpf: I remember seeing promos for this, which is the whole "woke up next to a bloody dead body but was drunk the night before and can't remember anything" thing, but the genders flipped:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flig​ht_Attendant_(TV_series)

But I just have normal HBO, not HBO Max, so I never saw it.


Jane Fonda did it back in the 80's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mor​n​ing_After_(1986_film)

/don't remember how the movie ended and didn't care enough to read the whole wiki to find out
 
2021-07-20 1:41:44 PM  

Gin Buddy: Maybe he's just a HUGE fan of Sid Vicious?


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2021-07-20 1:42:10 PM  
Huh.

Now I know there's an In-And-Out Burger company store.
 
2021-07-20 1:45:42 PM  
This Hangover reboot is gritty.
 
2021-07-20 1:46:48 PM  

ltdanman44: this is bizarre


Its unfortunately fairly typical.

The two of them had probably been drunk for days. Maybe other drugs too, but not necessarily. A few days in, they are in that place where you wake up drunk and go from there. Drunk doesn't even feel drunk anymore but you have zero ability to handle conflict.

So they get into it late one night. Blackout fading in and out. They argue. He calls her a biatch, she slaps him, he pushes her, she throws a bottle and in a moment of lost control, he picks the lamp off the bedside table and smashes her in the head with it.

He doesn't know if she's dead or not. Maybe she's even still conscious. He realizes he's farked up worse than he's ever farked up in his whole life. He sits down to think, Oh my god, what the fark am I going to do?

At that moment, the alcohol demon plays his final card and the guy passes out. Brain damaged, bleeding and extremely drunk still, maybe she even crawls into bed with him. At some point in the night, she dies.

He wakes up, still extremely impaired from the multi-day bender and panics. He knows he did it. But he's drunk and panicking so he comes up with the first thing he can think of and calls the cops.

Or so I've been told.
 
2021-07-20 1:57:52 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I hope he makes bail so he'll be able to search for the real killer. The old 'I gave her a bath to wake her up trick' never works. Not even in the movies. And doing CPR on a body that's been dead for hours doesn't work. Again, not even in the movies.


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2021-07-20 1:59:46 PM  

ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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People have killed in their sleep. It's a concern, but so rare as to be only a handful of cases.
 
2021-07-20 1:59:53 PM  

Yellow Beard: ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.


He could afford to go to law school.
 
2021-07-20 2:03:29 PM  

Diabolic: medius:  a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine
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would have gone with this Vegas movie instead
 
2021-07-20 2:04:28 PM  

Yellow Beard: ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre


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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.



Could be an access to drugs thing. Guy looks like he might know a mid level distributor, get his stuff at a lower price than those who get it further down the food chain, sells some of what he buys to friends and acquaintances to sustain his habit rather than huge profits. Not everyone is a kingpin. This lowest level of drug dealing has its benefits like being able to date hot crackheads. Or so I hear.
 
2021-07-20 2:09:55 PM  

iamskibibitz: UltimaCS: Police say that Medof admitted the couple had been fighting earlier that night...

Security camera footage and eyewitness testimony...

Guests in a close by room told investigators they heard loud noises that sounded like a man and a woman arguing and things being moved.

Yeah, he ain't getting out of this with a blackout story.

Oh, no?

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Much better show than The Flight Attendant.  I didn't feel sorry at all for the female lawyer who ruined her career, she had it coming.
 
2021-07-20 2:10:23 PM  

medius: Diabolic: medius:  a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine
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would have gone with this Vegas movie instead


Mmmm, I miss Piven with more hair on his chest than his head.

/homerdrool
 
2021-07-20 2:17:13 PM  

medius: Diabolic: medius:  a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine
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would have gone with this Vegas movie instead


Every one of the mains in the movie did their jobs very well.

Which is why that movie is really disturbing AF.
 
2021-07-20 2:18:45 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: medius: Diabolic: medius:  a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death and then coming up with bullshiat stories afterward is fairly routine
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would have gone with this Vegas movie instead

Every one of the mains in the movie did their jobs very well.

Which is why that movie is really disturbing AF.


might be the least funny comedy I didn't hate
 
2021-07-20 2:31:33 PM  

genner: Yellow Beard: ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre

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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.

He could afford to go to law school.


With student loans, anyone can afford to go to law school.  I speak from experience.
 
2021-07-20 2:35:56 PM  
Who kills in vegas stays in vegas for 25-life
 
2021-07-20 2:38:03 PM  

FLMountainMan: genner: Yellow Beard: ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre

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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.

He could afford to go to law school.

With student loans, anyone can afford to go to law school.  I speak from experience.


ditto
 
2021-07-20 2:45:14 PM  
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I woke up next to a bloody corpse, I'd have 18 cents.
 
2021-07-20 2:50:19 PM  

big pig peaches: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I woke up next to a bloody corpse, I'd have 18 cents.



Even that income is taxed. Figures.
 
2021-07-20 2:55:47 PM  

Sloppy Wreck: If you stay on that side of the 15 in Vegas, you are not exactly the premier guest.  You can sit at the stoplight and see the hookers walking from the Strip to Wild Wild West for lot lizard duty at shift change.


Try getting a cab at shift change. Might as well have dinner and wait a while.
 
2021-07-20 2:56:36 PM  

medius: FLMountainMan: genner: Yellow Beard: ltdanman44: did he blackout?  this is bizarre

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She was way out of his league. He either was hung like a horse or could lick his eyebrows.

He could afford to go to law school.

With student loans, anyone can afford to go to law school.  I speak from experience.

ditto


At least you were smart and went to a public law school.  My dumbass maxed out at a private one.
 
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