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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)   "The officer learned Pounds had rented a room there under the name of the First Assembly of God Church"   (myfox8.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Sexual assault, Vernon Police, Brian Keith Pounds, victim's mother, sexual assault of a 15-year-old girl, police station  
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2021-07-20 1:21:13 PM  
Well I hope he will soon enjoy Pounds-me-in-the-ass prison.
 
2021-07-20 1:23:11 PM  
It's almost like giving one human total spiritual authority over other humans was a BAD idea....
 
2021-07-20 1:23:24 PM  
How many pounds of pork could Pounds pound if Pounds could pound pork?
 
2021-07-20 1:24:48 PM  
That certainly looks like a guy who conveys the word of god.
 
2021-07-20 1:24:54 PM  
You wanna see god?  (hits the pipe)  Oh baby we gonna see god tonight.
 
2021-07-20 1:25:23 PM  
Once again.

The first question upon hearing about another sex predator is answered.

"What church does he work for?"
 
2021-07-20 1:28:56 PM  
If anyone wants to make prison rape jokes, this is one of the rare times I will not object.
 
2021-07-20 1:29:26 PM  

Ragin' Asian: That certainly looks like a guy who conveys the word of god.


Agreed. Granted, I realize no one looks runway-ready in a mugshot but there is something seriously off about that dude.

Like don't leave him in a room alone with anyone- not even the family dog- off.
 
2021-07-20 1:29:59 PM  

Diabolic: How many pounds of pork could Pounds pound if Pounds could pound pork?


Reported for calling out a Farker ;)
 
2021-07-20 1:30:12 PM  
Is this illegal?  I thought the US was on the path of granting religious exemptions to most laws for Christians.  He should just claim he was engaging in an act of worship.
 
2021-07-20 1:30:53 PM  
You need to look real hard at any man who keeps wanting to be around kids that are not his own.

Its not in our nature naturally to do that unless theres something hinky going on.
 
2021-07-20 1:31:24 PM  
He even tried to get the  church tax write off ..
 
2021-07-20 1:32:55 PM  

derpes_simplex: If anyone wants to make prison rape jokes, this is one of the rare times I will not object.


I agree. None of these idiots understand nuance though so we have *waves vaguely around *
 
2021-07-20 1:33:58 PM  

dothemath: You need to look real hard at any man who keeps wanting to be around kids that are not his own.

Its not in our nature naturally to do that unless theres something hinky going on.


Like with their hot divorced mom? I can't tell who we are slurring.
 
2021-07-20 1:34:20 PM  
Well at least he made sure rhe meth was a tax write off 🙄
 
2021-07-20 1:34:24 PM  

PirateKing: Once again.

The first question upon hearing about another sex predator is answered.

"What church does he work for?"


The American Taliban Church of Chomo.
 
2021-07-20 1:35:12 PM  
"Brian Pounds Wichita County Jail" sounds like an 80's gay porno
 
2021-07-20 1:36:31 PM  
FTA: "...Chaplain at Tyson Foods in Vernon."

This should have tipped someone off that he was going to mix preaching and chicken choking.   Just sayin.
 
2021-07-20 1:37:08 PM  

Ragin' Asian: That certainly looks like a guy who conveys the word of god.


C'mon now, that's prejudice.  Why do they have to look a certain type to preach word of God?

Have you ever gotten off at a train station or bus station in a major city?

There are plenty of people who preach the word of God while holding up cardboard signs and ranting about end of days.

If the hobo look is sufficient to preach, why can't this..... person be one too?
 
2021-07-20 1:38:04 PM  
I'm betting other victims are going to come forward.
 
2021-07-20 1:38:32 PM  
If only there was a recommendation in his Good Book for such people as him.

Oh wait, found it. Anyone got a millstone?
 
2021-07-20 1:38:44 PM  
"Some Assembly Of God Required" is my new IKEA-themed church.
 
2021-07-20 1:38:54 PM  
This is my body, which is given up to you.

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2021-07-20 1:39:34 PM  

PirateKing: Once again.

The first question upon hearing about another sex predator is answered.

"What church does he work for?"


Yes.
 
2021-07-20 1:39:43 PM  
FTFA:

"She said he gave her meth to smoke, then had intercourse with her, during which he put both hands on her neck and choked her."

Ok, that's borderline serial killer shiat. Something tells me that the authorities should take a deep, long sniff at this guy.
 
2021-07-20 1:44:32 PM  
Oh Lord, it's hard to be against the death penalty
When you send me ideal candidates every day
 
2021-07-20 1:45:09 PM  

WickerNipple: This is my body, which is given up to you.

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Believing in a magical sky friend isn't normal. But on meth it is!
 
2021-07-20 1:45:14 PM  
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What a looker!
 
2021-07-20 1:46:38 PM  

Deathfrogg: FTFA:

"She said he gave her meth to smoke, then had intercourse with her, during which he put both hands on her neck and choked her."

Ok, that's borderline serial killer shiat. Something tells me that the authorities should take a deep, long sniff at this guy.


Like maybe check into how many sex workers wound up on morgue slabs during his time living in any particular place?

Because I'm feeling there might be some correlation.
 
2021-07-20 1:46:42 PM  
Christianity is the biggest racket with the easiest marks.
 
2021-07-20 1:46:50 PM  

PirateKing: Once again.

The first question upon hearing about another sex predator is answered.

"What church does he work for?"


Well the victim was a girl, so not Catholic.
 
2021-07-20 1:47:48 PM  

dkulprit: Ragin' Asian: That certainly looks like a guy who conveys the word of god.

C'mon now, that's prejudice.  Why do they have to look a certain type to preach word of God?

Have you ever gotten off at a train station or bus station in a major city?

There are plenty of people who preach the word of God while holding up cardboard signs and ranting about end of days.

If the hobo look is sufficient to preach, why can't this..... person be one too?


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2021-07-20 1:49:20 PM  
"And Jesus said, this is my adrenal fluid, huff it in a lightbulb"
 
2021-07-20 1:52:44 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Ragin' Asian: That certainly looks like a guy who conveys the word of god.

Agreed. Granted, I realize no one looks runway-ready in a mugshot but there is something seriously off about that dude.

Like don't leave him in a room alone with anyone- not even the family dog- off.


Yeah that's straight up meth psychosis right there - you could drop him in as a textbook illustration.  Lack of affect is only the beginning
 
2021-07-20 1:54:58 PM  
and also as a Chaplain at Tyson Foods in Vernon.

what the fark does Tyson foods need a chaplain for?

I know working conditions are bad, but are they so bad they need a chaplain onsite to deliver last rites on the line?

Or, are they trying to make it so people don't have an excuse to not work on religious days.

"Sorry boss, can't work Sunday mornings I have church and you cannot discriminate against me and have to give me Sunday mornings off.  I already work 7 days a week, so this isn't much if an ask."

"This is unacceptable!  We need to squeeze more productivity out of you.  I have an idea!  We will hire a minister to preach on a pulpit near the assembly* line, so nobody has an excuse.  We can squeeze even more hours out of them!  Now either show up and get your religious fix while killing and cleaning chickens or.youre fired!"

*would it be disassembly line?
 
2021-07-20 1:56:02 PM  
Man, this is really awful.  You might be tempted to think it's only regular bad but if you look at the frowny face she's making, you can tell it's extra bad.

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2021-07-20 1:56:16 PM  

Deathfrogg: put both hands on her neck and choked her.


Subby's mom is into that
 
2021-07-20 1:57:27 PM  
That's a heck of an abbreviation.
 
2021-07-20 2:04:46 PM  

mikalmd: He even tried to get the  church tax write off ..


...plus the religious discount on the room...
 
2021-07-20 2:06:25 PM  
"... alleges he groomed her for sex by counseling her at church, getting her a job and providing her with meth..."

Probably could have just skipped right to the meth.
 
2021-07-20 2:18:02 PM  

El Jefe Dynamo: "... alleges he groomed her for sex by counseling her at church, getting her a job and providing her with meth..."

Probably could have just skipped right to the meth.


Or, y'know, maybe go with "what the heck am I reading."

WTF humans! Stop it!
 
2021-07-20 2:21:02 PM  
Gen pop
Specifically surrounded by inmates with kids
 
2021-07-20 2:35:39 PM  
Cue the teary apology and praying for God's forgiveness when he's sentenced
 
2021-07-20 2:49:21 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: You wanna see god?  (hits the pipe)  Oh baby we gonna see god tonight.


Funny and hair pullingly horrifying at the same time.
Mes hommages.
 
2021-07-20 2:50:48 PM  
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2021-07-20 2:50:49 PM  

Bermuda59: Cue the teary apology and praying for God's forgiveness when he's sentenced


Honestly. when I first saw "Texas motel room", my first thought was Jim Bakker and the songs Zappa wrote about him.
 
2021-07-20 2:58:13 PM  
On sale now- the biggest LEGO kit yet!

The GOD edition!

///comes in three parts

///some assembly required
 
2021-07-20 3:23:35 PM  
So, this preacher groomed a 15-year-old girl for sex and gave her meth?

Charge him.

Try him in a court of law with a jury of his peers.

If found guilty, convict and sentence him to the maximum penalty.

And, if there is any justice in this gods forsaken universe, Mr. Pounds will spend the remaining years of his criminally selfish and hopefully short-ass life being used as a condom by his fellow inmates as they rape their way through the entire correctional facility.
 
2021-07-20 3:38:59 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: So, this preacher groomed a 15-year-old girl for sex and gave her meth?

Charge him.

Try him in a court of law with a jury of his peers.

If found guilty, convict and sentence him to the maximum penalty.

And, if there is any justice in this gods forsaken universe, Mr. Pounds will spend the remaining years of his criminally selfish and hopefully short-ass life being used as a condom by his fellow inmates as they rape their way through the entire correctional facility.


As I said before, try him under his own laws:
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2021-07-20 4:53:13 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Is this illegal?  I thought the US was on the path of granting religious exemptions to most laws for Christians.  He should just claim he was engaging in an act of worship.


Shouldn't be long before someone tries it.  Perp will claim that pedophilia is a sincere religious belief to him.

It will be appealed to SCOTUS, and they'll have to deal with the mess they've caused.
 
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