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2021-07-20 10:30:17 AM  
* reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;

/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...
 
2021-07-20 11:39:24 AM  
Lil Kim looks like an elderly Korean woman now.
 
2021-07-20 11:47:16 AM  

ReluctantLondon: * reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;

/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...


Yeah, we were only making the people in Iraq and Afghanistan suffer back then. Now it is our turn to die for stupidity and arrogance.
 
2021-07-20 11:56:17 AM  
Reading that list, I alternated between

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2021-07-20 12:10:27 PM  

ReluctantLondon: * reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;

/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...


Fake lesbians are a hotter fantasy anyway - they're actually interested in penises and willing to perform erotically for them.

I mean, you're still never going to have a shot with them, but it's closer to happening, damnit!
 
2021-07-20 12:29:32 PM  

ReluctantLondon: * reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;

/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...


Phoney Lesbians
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2021-07-20 12:59:06 PM  

Unsung_Hero: ReluctantLondon: * reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;

/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...

Fake lesbians are a hotter fantasy anyway - they're actually interested in penises and willing to perform erotically for them.

I mean, you're still never going to have a shot with them, but it's closer to happening, damnit!


Infinity minus 1 is still infinity.
 
2021-07-20 1:44:00 PM  
"60. Destiny's Child wearing sexy Girl Scout uniforms to the Kid's Choice Awards."

Look closer, author - those are 'sexy boy scout' uniforms... which are just as weird but in a different way.
 
2021-07-20 2:45:02 PM  

Unsung_Hero: ReluctantLondon: * reads headline * Wait, Tatu were fake..? My whole life has been a lie... ;_;
/ To tell the truth, a big part of me would rather be back in the early-2000s than in the current sh#tshow...
Fake lesbians are a hotter fantasy anyway - they're actually interested in penises and willing to perform erotically for them.
I ean, you're still never going to have a shot with them, but it's closer to happening, damnit!


Now if you were a fake lesbian, would you be appropriating their culture, or making an anti-gay statement?
I live where there is no culture so I don't to worry about this shiat.
 
2021-07-20 3:02:56 PM  
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2021-07-20 3:04:19 PM  
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2021-07-20 4:47:25 PM  
"Low-rise" needs to make a comeback.
 
2021-07-20 5:15:54 PM  
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2021-07-20 6:31:12 PM  

Enigmamf: "60. Destiny's Child wearing sexy Girl Scout uniforms to the Kid's Choice Awards."

Look closer, author - those are 'sexy boy scout' uniforms... which are just as weird but in a different way.


Whoever wrote these captions is a farking moron anyway. That's dumb writing, even for Buzzfeed.
 
2021-07-20 6:38:46 PM  

Mikey1969: Enigmamf: "60. Destiny's Child wearing sexy Girl Scout uniforms to the Kid's Choice Awards."

Look closer, author - those are 'sexy boy scout' uniforms... which are just as weird but in a different way.

Whoever wrote these captions is a farking moron anyway. That's dumb writing, even for Buzzfeed.


Example:
53. Beyoncé being confused by Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson.

Oh shiat! I just noticed that Beyonce doesn't actually look confused, I'd better highlight her, so people will know that that is a "confused" look.

Huh?

Whew! Fixed it!
 
2021-07-20 6:44:11 PM  
This person gets it...
mercedes91ky
22 days ago
going through this very stupid list was a waste of my time and i can only blame myself as i could tell it was going to be stupid from #1
 
2021-07-20 7:07:13 PM  

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2021-07-20 9:53:19 PM  

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The lyrics have changed a couple of times since those ones, I think.
 
2021-07-20 10:19:49 PM  

Mikey1969: This person gets it...
mercedes91ky
22 days ago
going through this very stupid list was a waste of my time and i can only blame myself as i could tell it was going to be stupid from #1


But we clicked, so the author succeeded in their job.
 
2021-07-20 11:00:07 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 473x1024]

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The lyrics have changed a couple of times since those ones, I think.


They have. 'in all thy sons command' is now 'in all of us command'.
 
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