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(The Takeout)   The Lost Kitchen on Peak White Woman Television is brought to you by Shiplap, Live Laugh Love, Karen Kares Kuts, Suburban Wine, and these other sponsors   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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2021-07-20 11:16:41 AM  
When the article started extolling the virtues of no input from men, I figured they didn't want me to keep reading.
 
2021-07-20 11:27:14 AM  
What is the point of making a sandwich that no only can't fit in your mouth, can hardly be picked up with both hands? I thought a sandwich or supposed to be fun inconvenient, not an Olympic challenge.
 
2021-07-20 11:39:45 AM  

Schmerd1948: What is the point of making a sandwich that no only can't fit in your mouth, can hardly be picked up with both hands? I thought a sandwich or supposed to be fun inconvenient, not an Olympic challenge.


No men = No common sense.
 
2021-07-20 11:40:41 AM  
Shiplap has become a trigger word.

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2021-07-20 11:44:34 AM  
A lot of fluff pieces about the Lost Kitchen always talk up about how they use a postcard lottery to select if you get a reservation and how people try to make their card look unique so that they will get picked.

FTA: "The Lost Kitchen receives 20,000 postcards a year, each one unique. Cards with poems, recipes, stories, and drawings all get shoved into a lottery machine to be drawn at random, and even though that essentially renders all the cards' artistry meaningless, Erin and her staff are touched by the submissions all the same."

lol
 
2021-07-20 12:32:53 PM  
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2021-07-20 12:35:14 PM  

Schmerd1948: What is the point of making a sandwich that no only can't fit in your mouth, can hardly be picked up with both hands? I thought a sandwich or supposed to be fun inconvenient, not an Olympic challenge.


And then call it a "slider".
 
2021-07-20 1:08:29 PM  

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Pfft. There's only, like, a 40 percent "would bang" ratio there.
 
2021-07-20 1:09:26 PM  
A restaurant where none of the employees are drug addled dicks?  Blasphemy!
 
2021-07-20 1:25:44 PM  
No thanks, I'm not reading an ad for Discovery+. Jesus Christ, they fill all their "regular" programming with Discovery+ promo crap, fark Discovery+. I already pay to watch TV, I'm not shelling out $5 more to watch what they consider "premium" content.

This honestly sounds like the most boring show ever. I'd rather watch 20 episodes of Chip and Joanna yapping about shiplap than one episode of someone yapping about their restaurant. The particulars of running a restaurant are, for the most part, not fascinating.
 
2021-07-20 1:52:25 PM  
I feel like pitching my show ideas to them, see what sticks:

Alabaster Friendships
A Quiet Room for Me
The Search for the Perfect Mason Jar
Coastal Beach Sandcombers at Dusk
Shiplap Factory Tours
 
2021-07-20 2:28:05 PM  

rhodabear: Shiplap has become a trigger word.

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2021-07-20 2:43:17 PM  
A better show about women in restaurants:
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Check your local PBS or Create tv station.
 
2021-07-20 3:51:07 PM  

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Pfft. There's only, like, a 40 percent "would bang" ratio there.


I'm getting Handmaid's Tale vibes for some reason.
 
2021-07-20 3:56:19 PM  
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2021-07-20 4:25:21 PM  

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Commodore Schmedlap?

Didn't he get turned into a pile of ash?  (Years before Thanos made it cool)
 
2021-07-20 5:08:15 PM  
I thought peak White Women tv was every True Crime show all put together.

Gotta stay scared.
 
2021-07-20 6:09:21 PM  

carnifex2005: Schmerd1948: What is the point of making a sandwich that no only can't fit in your mouth, can hardly be picked up with both hands? I thought a sandwich or supposed to be fun inconvenient, not an Olympic challenge.

No men = No common sense.


Are you posting from the past?
 
2021-07-20 10:07:24 PM  
Having to do my job and pretend to do it on camera is pretty much my new number one nightmare.
 
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