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(Slate)   "I'm starting to realize I do something during sex that I really wish I didn't do: I fantasize 100 percent of the time. Sometimes my boyfriend plays into the fantasy, sometimes it's a totally different scenario. Wat do?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-07-20 7:52:36 AM  
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2021-07-20 7:59:42 AM  
Nothing. You're fine.
 
2021-07-20 8:14:32 AM  
Put on your robe and wizard hat.
 
2021-07-20 8:20:54 AM  
Try to realize that you're normal without needing to write to Slate about it.  Not asking dumb questions to Slate should greatly improve your sex life & life in general.
 
2021-07-20 8:35:47 AM  
Everyone?
 
2021-07-20 8:36:32 AM  
Can you get off? Can you still get laid?

Check marks in those boxes indicate you're doing better than most.
 
2021-07-20 9:12:31 AM  
Uh, call me?
 
2021-07-20 9:13:20 AM  
Throw on some mood music.

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2021-07-20 9:13:38 AM  
I'm always fantasizing that my partner is my dad

Um...ew?
 
2021-07-20 9:19:19 AM  
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2021-07-20 9:26:11 AM  
" More useful might be to cultivate new fantasies "

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2021-07-20 9:27:47 AM  

abhorrent1: I'm always fantasizing that my partner is my dad

Um...ew?


When even Penthouse Forum rejects your letters...
 
2021-07-20 9:42:26 AM  
Start writing it down and publishing through Literotica?
Or are you afraid your "fantasies" are so boring they will get booed?
 
2021-07-20 9:48:08 AM  

GardenWeasel: Everyone?


Pretty much.  Probably not the claimed 100% of the time though.  Hell, even Jimmy Carter does/did that.

/waaaay back in the mists of time early in the relationship with the eventual MrsRT we head something along similar lines.  It's been so long that I don't remember where we heard it (radio show trying to be edgy?), but I do remember both of us giving the other the side eye & pretty much simultaneously saying "How about we agree never to mention 'who' to the other person..."
 
2021-07-20 9:55:08 AM  
article: 'he is significantly older than I am, about a 30-year age difference'

Yeah, betting he's using the blue pill and she already had daddy issues.
 
2021-07-20 9:56:49 AM  
Buttplug?
 
2021-07-20 9:58:37 AM  

brap: Throw on some mood music.


Maybe stick a candelabra up your ass.
 
2021-07-20 10:11:47 AM  
by taking responsibility for "getting there" and not depending on your partner exclusively to do something magical, you take a bunch of stress off your partner and probably are improving your sex life as a result.
 
2021-07-20 10:20:52 AM  

abhorrent1: I'm always fantasizing that my partner is my dad

Um...ew?


Not that *I* know, but people tell me when they look at porn websites, it's nothing BUT "step mother/brother/father" porn and they really have to search for specifics to find something that ISN'T "incest" porn.
So I hear.
And no matter how much they search/view NON-incest porn, the algorithm doesn't change!

So they tell me.
 
2021-07-20 10:42:09 AM  

Fear the Clam: brap: Throw on some mood music.

Maybe stick a candelabra up your ass.


That doesn't kosher.

My anus would probably consider a menorah, if and only if he was on a good career path.
 
2021-07-20 10:47:14 AM  

abhorrent1: I'm always fantasizing that my partner is my dad

Um...ew?


Yeah, that's as far as I got before clicking the tab off.
 
2021-07-20 11:23:34 AM  

brap: Fear the Clam: brap: Throw on some mood music.

Maybe stick a candelabra up your ass.

That doesn't kosher.

My anus would probably consider a menorah, if and only if he was on a good career path.


Sorry, I didn't mean your ass, I means one's ass. Mood music and a candelabra. Can't go wrong with that.
 
2021-07-20 11:26:23 AM  
"Take me my lord.  Rip my bodice off."
"I am a worm.  Punish me."
 
2021-07-20 3:03:29 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: " More useful might be to cultivate new fantasies "

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/fark his da-wait, no, that's how she got into this mess, stepbrother!
 
2021-07-20 6:18:52 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm always fantasizing that my partner is my dad

Um...ew?


I also fantasize my partner is her dad.
 
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