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2021-07-20 10:19:37 AM  
No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.
 
2021-07-20 10:53:14 AM  

downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.


They can shove him in the back next to James Buchanan.
 
2021-07-20 11:40:27 AM  
I know it's heresy, but maybe it's time to scrap the Hall of Presidents. People only go to get out of the heat for 20 minutes or to discreetly breast feed a kid.   Frankly, it's boring as hell, nobody really likes it and it's there out of obligation.
//Kinda like Nixon at a state funeral
//They should put The Muppets' Great Moments in History street show in that building instead
//Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.
 
2021-07-20 12:52:23 PM  
Are they...auto-erotic?

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2021-07-20 1:52:33 PM  
They should put the former presidents in order of their achievements.  Trump can sit next to the guys who failed to prevent the Civil war.  It's only fair since he wanted to start one.
 
2021-07-20 1:52:39 PM  

whidbey: Are they...auto-erotic?

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2021-07-20 1:54:15 PM  
If Franklin Farking Pierce gets to stick around, TFG ain't going anywhere.
 
2021-07-20 1:54:26 PM  

kermit the forg: //Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.


If by "we all mostly like", you exclude great swaths of the South and 95% of the GOP.
 
2021-07-20 1:54:28 PM  
Disney are such cowards.
 
2021-07-20 1:54:41 PM  
I didn't think he could look any worse. I was wrong.
 
2021-07-20 1:55:59 PM  
They should just change out the voice file for it to highlight his bigliest accomplishments.

"I poisoned the well against common sense pandemic precautions leading to a half million American deaths, deployed covert military forces in American cities against protestors, and led a coup attempt against the government of the United States that attempted to murder the Vice President rather than admit I lost my attempt at re-election.
 
2021-07-20 1:56:11 PM  
Keep the Trump animatronic there, but just have it cough big, floor-rattling COVID-19 coughs the whole time.
 
2021-07-20 1:57:03 PM  

phalamir: kermit the forg: //Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.

If by "we all mostly like", you exclude great swaths of the South and 95% of the GOP.


They like Lincoln when they can score brownie points by claiming to be the Party of Lincoln™.  Not so much anything that Lincoln said or did.
 
2021-07-20 1:57:41 PM  

downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.


yep, they have the other 45, might as well keep trump to preserve the set, they can just put him in the back
 
2021-07-20 1:57:58 PM  
Stand by for a brief statement from TFG on how Disney begged him to let them keep his semi-likeness in the Hall of Presidents.
 
2021-07-20 1:59:04 PM  
If Wilson or Jackson is still there...
 
2021-07-20 1:59:43 PM  
I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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2021-07-20 2:00:17 PM  

kermit the forg: I know it's heresy, but maybe it's time to scrap the Hall of Presidents. People only go to get out of the heat for 20 minutes or to discreetly breast feed a kid.   Frankly, it's boring as hell, nobody really likes it and it's there out of obligation.
//Kinda like Nixon at a state funeral
//They should put The Muppets' Great Moments in History street show in that building instead

Hey, speak for yourself.  I enjoy visiting all of the terrible parts of DisneyWorld, including the Carousel of Tomorrow and the Country Bear Jamboree.  Come to think of it, most of the rides are showing their age. :-)

//Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.


Lincoln is an amazing accomplishment for 1965!  There's a museum at the Hollywood Studios where you can see the technology under the covers and they really pushed the envelope.
 
2021-07-20 2:00:20 PM  
However, in the interest of keeping true-to-life with 45's unique style, it will never actually work.
 
2021-07-20 2:00:37 PM  
He can be there, just keep him quiet.
 
2021-07-20 2:02:12 PM  

kermit the forg: I know it's heresy, but maybe it's time to scrap the Hall of Presidents. People only go to get out of the heat for 20 minutes or to discreetly breast feed a kid.   Frankly, it's boring as hell, nobody really likes it and it's there out of obligation.
//Kinda like Nixon at a state funeral
//They should put The Muppets' Great Moments in History street show in that building instead
//Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.


But Magic Kingdom is like a museum of Old Disney Sh*t that people love because it reminds them of going to Disney as a kid, even if it's objectively lame. Hall of Presidents, Carousel of Progress, Country Bear Jamboree, Tom Sawyer Island, Jungle Cruise, Enchanted Tiki Room, Swiss Family Robinson Tree House. None of those would get built at a contemporary theme park, but they're a link to the past.
 
2021-07-20 2:02:12 PM  

Millennium: However, in the interest of keeping true-to-life with 45's unique style, it will never actually work.


The voice file is just scrambled audio of word salad, true to form.
 
2021-07-20 2:02:48 PM  

downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.


I hope they did the fat trump instead of the garrison trump
 
2021-07-20 2:02:52 PM  
Please tell me they have the animatronic Trump quoting his dumbest, most rambling word salads.

It would be seriously hard to choose which one to have it say, so Disney could have it rotating among the top 1000 stupid things Trump said.
 
2021-07-20 2:02:58 PM  

downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.


Agreed. Some are there to commemorate our achievements, some are there to warn us not to repeat our failures.
 
2021-07-20 2:03:57 PM  
When I was a kid my parents took me to see this. I remember people booed when Nixon's name came up. I also remember that it was perhaps the lamest imaginable attraction in the history of amusement parks.
 
2021-07-20 2:05:20 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Please tell me they have the animatronic Trump quoting his dumbest, most rambling word salads.

It would be seriously hard to choose which one to have it say, so Disney could have it rotating among the top 1000 stupid things Trump said.


Now that he's an ex-Prez, he'll just wheeze out his name after the other names of other Presidents and before the recorded Robobiden speech.
 
2021-07-20 2:05:55 PM  
One of the most despicable companies around, founded by a fascist, wants to keep their Trump display? Shocking.
 
2021-07-20 2:06:24 PM  

PirateKing: I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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2021-07-20 2:07:03 PM  

imauniter: downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.

I hope they did the fat trump instead of the garrison trump


They used the Hillary-Trump.
 
2021-07-20 2:08:10 PM  

PirateKing: I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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I love that even the wax dummy's hair looks more real and less contrived than the real Trump's.
 
2021-07-20 2:08:36 PM  
Have the Trump statue being pooped on by the birds of the Enchanted Tiki Room.

Problem solved.
 
2021-07-20 2:11:01 PM  
Put his head on the animatronic piano player and stick him in an out of the way corner
 
2021-07-20 2:11:06 PM  

PirateKing: I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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More like the "WUT? Lady" in a suit and with a combover.
 
2021-07-20 2:11:12 PM  

downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.


Bingo.

I'm actually angry at the f-tards screaming to remove it.

This isn't like the statues of long dead traitors, where they're absent proper context.  We have context for Trump.  We can't afford to tuck him away and pretend he never happened.  If people need to have hard discussions with their Disney-attending kids about why the bad man mommy and daddy always curse about is at this exhibit, then it's a good thing.

The one concession Disney should maybe make is to ensure Robot Trump never speaks.
 
2021-07-20 2:12:07 PM  
Is it gonna behave?  or will it interrupt, and have fits in the background like the real one?
 
2021-07-20 2:14:16 PM  

kazrak: downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.

They can shove him in the back next to James Buchanan.


Surrounded by hamberder wrappers and Tweeting furiously while ignoring everything else.
 
2021-07-20 2:14:18 PM  
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2021-07-20 2:15:07 PM  

Kris_Romm: downstairs: No, it's best to remember Trump's presidency rather than pretend it didn't happen.

Bingo.

I'm actually angry at the f-tards screaming to remove it.

This isn't like the statues of long dead traitors, where they're absent proper context.  We have context for Trump.  We can't afford to tuck him away and pretend he never happened.  If people need to have hard discussions with their Disney-attending kids about why the bad man mommy and daddy always curse about is at this exhibit, then it's a good thing.

The one concession Disney should maybe make is to ensure Robot Trump never speaks.


What about random fart noises the whole time?
 
2021-07-20 2:15:31 PM  
If you aren't familiar, Disney's Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World Resort brings Guests into a theater that showcases realistic Audio-Animatronics replicas of every President of the United States, all together for the very first time.
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2021-07-20 2:16:11 PM  
Why would they remove him?  He sucks, but he was still the president.   It's not called The Hall of Presidents we Like.  They'll just shove him in the back next to Nixon.
 
2021-07-20 2:16:14 PM  
Hell, they really should stick that big fat dummy in the Pirate's of the Caribbean jail scene.
Not the thing made of wax, the real dummy.
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2021-07-20 2:17:01 PM  

PirateKing: I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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He looks like he desperately needs Quaid to start the reactor.
 
2021-07-20 2:17:27 PM  

PirateKing: I don't see how they could burn trump any harder than by using a re-purposed Hillary Clinton robot as the official animatronic president.


Tell me that's not a wax Hillary in a suit.

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They TOTALLY used the Hilary they made and just put a bad combover on it. (and stuffed the suit with an additional 250 pounds)
 
2021-07-20 2:17:43 PM  

Kris_Romm: The one concession Disney should maybe make is to ensure Robot Trump never speaks.


No, no, have him start to talk and either have Biden do the "Will you shut up man?!" line or have GW or Abe tell him to shut up because he's out of his element. Or just have all 45 others yell it. It'd please 70% of the crowd and guarantee the other 30% never goes to Disney again, so win-win!
 
2021-07-20 2:17:47 PM  

indylaw: kermit the forg: I know it's heresy, but maybe it's time to scrap the Hall of Presidents. People only go to get out of the heat for 20 minutes or to discreetly breast feed a kid.   Frankly, it's boring as hell, nobody really likes it and it's there out of obligation.
//Kinda like Nixon at a state funeral
//They should put The Muppets' Great Moments in History street show in that building instead
//Or just swap in Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln from Disneyland instead. At least that's a president we all mostly like.

But Magic Kingdom is like a museum of Old Disney Sh*t that people love because it reminds them of going to Disney as a kid, even if it's objectively lame. Hall of Presidents, Carousel of Progress, Country Bear Jamboree, Tom Sawyer Island, Jungle Cruise, Enchanted Tiki Room, Swiss Family Robinson Tree House. None of those would get built at a contemporary theme park, but they're a link to the past.


20000 Leagues Under the Sea was awesome but they took it away.  Yeah nostalgia on my part but you really were underwater on a pretend sumarine.
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2021-07-20 2:18:55 PM  

Catlenfell: They should put the former presidents in order of their achievements.  Trump can sit next to the guys who failed to prevent the Civil war.  It's only fair since he wanted to start one.


And failed. Like every other thing he's ever tried to do.
 
2021-07-20 2:19:13 PM  

HeartBurnKid: They should just change out the voice file for it to highlight his bigliest accomplishments.

"I poisoned the well against common sense pandemic precautions leading to a half million American deaths, deployed covert military forces in American cities against protestors, and led a coup attempt against the government of the United States that attempted to murder the Vice President rather than admit I lost my attempt at re-election.


I am in full support of this course of action.
 
2021-07-20 2:19:44 PM  
Wherever they have him standing or sitting in the hall, they should sculpt the faces of the presidents around him with expressions of disgust, as if they're suddenly smelling someone who just took a yuge shart into his overworked adult diaper.
 
2021-07-20 2:19:47 PM  
What was once an anodyne tribute to conventional, dull patriotism is now a contentious triggerfest for con and lib alike.

Glad they have enough AC in that hall to keep the snowflakes from melting.
 
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