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(Onion AV Club)   The new Snake Eyes movie doesn't look that terrible   (avclub.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Action film, Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Baroness, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Sequel  
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2021-07-20 5:36:21 AM  
The 2nd GI Joe mvie wasn't all that bad either, really.
 
2021-07-20 5:58:23 AM  
Yes, yes it does.
 
2021-07-20 6:19:43 AM  
The best trailer for the reboot of a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy I've ever seen.
 
2021-07-20 6:35:13 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: The best trailer for the reboot of a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy


...which was a remagining of an earlier toy.

Kung fu grip, biatches.

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2021-07-20 6:45:35 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: EdwardTellerhands: The best trailer for the reboot of a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy

...which was a remagining of an earlier toy.

Kung fu grip, biatches.

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I'm waiting for "Captain Action v Stretch Armstrong: Dawn of Justice."
 
2021-07-20 6:53:02 AM  
"Snake Eyes, you're a good ninja but not good enough, because of your snake eyes. So, we're partnering you up with Regular Eyes."
 
2021-07-20 6:59:53 AM  
brand of floating aircraft carriers

All aircraft carriers float.
 
2021-07-20 7:02:43 AM  

Boojum2k: brand of floating aircraft carriers

All aircraft carriers float.


Unless they're Russian...
 
2021-07-20 7:27:53 AM  
The mortal Kombat trailer looked good too.
 
2021-07-20 7:29:50 AM  

AuralArgument: The mortal Kombat trailer looked good too.


I liked the new Mortal Kombat, but the original had a much better soundtrack.
 
2021-07-20 7:41:21 AM  
Now do Shipwreck: Origins.

How did he get the farking parrot?
 
2021-07-20 8:25:48 AM  
Next up -

"Mrs Potato head: The Movie"
"Man-At-Arms: Reloaded"
"The Forever Ken Story"
 
2021-07-20 8:35:53 AM  
I enjoyed the first GI Joe movie.  It was stupid as hell, but what were people expecting?
 
2021-07-20 8:42:58 AM  

labman: I enjoyed the first GI Joe movie.  It was stupid as hell, but what were people expecting?


Fast and the furious but with soldiers.
 
2021-07-20 8:43:56 AM  
This is how bad movies have gotten. "Doesn't look that terrible" is now glowing praise.
 
2021-07-20 8:45:29 AM  
Was the link wrong?!!
Because that video looked like a yawn festival.
 
2021-07-20 8:50:26 AM  
"Snake Eyes' trailer, on the other hand, has honest-to-goodness, hand-to-hand, and sword-to-sword combat. "

As realistic as the franchise's EVERY plane that is shot down shows popped chutes within seconds?

Pass.  Leave it for the kiddies
 
2021-07-20 9:08:51 AM  

Smoking GNU: The 2nd GI Joe mvie wasn't all that bad either, really.


I liked it because Channing "The Human Thumb" Tatum died in the first 5 minutes
 
2021-07-20 9:17:21 AM  
I thought this trailer was pretty funny.
Snake Eyes Has Something to Say... G.I. Joe Origins
Youtube NBrEpeehWX0
 
2021-07-20 9:48:01 AM  
Counterpoint: yes it does.
 
2021-07-20 10:04:14 AM  
Hey, guys... what's goin' on in this thread?
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/ You went back and re-read that in his 'accent' from Con-Air...
 
2021-07-20 10:09:31 AM  
G.I. Joe Origins: Snakes Eyes sounds a lot like X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
 
2021-07-20 10:23:41 AM  
No matter how good it is, it will never top this
GI Joe 1080p HD Bluray Intro
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2021-07-20 10:25:09 AM  
But does his face get burnt off requiring his mask and silence...shortly after Vietnam. Yes I still have every comic book, plus secret missions, annuals, Transformers crossovers.  Need someone to buy all my toys, or toy parts now.
 
2021-07-20 10:49:04 AM  

DrunkenGator: Hey, guys... what's goin' on in this thread?
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/ You went back and re-read that in his 'accent' from Con-Air...


Not DePalma's best, but entertaining. Cage was perfectly obnoxious, Gary Sinise had a reliably interesting performance, and Carla Gugino was absolutely gorgeous.

Plus, the ten minute opening shot was really cool.
 
2021-07-20 11:17:42 AM  

NathanAllen: Now do Shipwreck: Origins.

How did he get the farking parrot?


What about  'The Viper'.  I want to know how he knew where all the Cobra bases were.
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2021-07-20 11:25:39 AM  
It's go Iko Kuwais and Andrew Koji in it so even a half blind director should be able to make a good action movie out of it.
 
2021-07-20 12:23:29 PM  

luddite v2.0: But does his face get burnt off requiring his mask and silence...shortly after Vietnam. Yes I still have every comic book, plus secret missions, annuals, Transformers crossovers.  Need someone to buy all my toys, or toy parts now.

And was his family still killed in a car accident with Cobra Commander's brother?

/not a huge Joe fan, but man those Hama comics were wild
 
2021-07-20 12:56:21 PM  
Good advice from TFA:

(Life is short. Please don't be that concerned with Snake Eyes)
 
2021-07-20 1:11:13 PM  

Petey4335: NathanAllen: Now do Shipwreck: Origins.

How did he get the farking parrot?

What about  'The Viper'.  I want to know how he knew where all the Cobra bases were.
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That's a Zartan. I know because I dipped him in water.
 
2021-07-20 1:24:54 PM  
There's only one aspect of my childhood left to pillage...just make a M.A.S.K. movie and finish it off...
 
2021-07-20 2:13:37 PM  
I've seen all the trailers, but I'm confused where is Snake Eyes?
Where is my scarred Blond Haired Blue Eyed mute special forces vet who is also a ninja?
You know the guy who was based off an actual American Hero by Hana?
 
2021-07-20 2:39:06 PM  

Decorus: I've seen all the trailers, but I'm confused where is Snake Eyes?
Where is my scarred Blond Haired Blue Eyed mute special forces vet who is also a ninja?
You know the guy who was based off an actual American Hero by Hana?


He's hanging out with Tony Masters.
 
2021-07-20 2:41:28 PM  

NathanAllen: Now do Shipwreck: Origins.

How did he get the farking parrot?


In the Hamburger Mine with the MacGuffin Device
 
2021-07-20 2:42:25 PM  

Decorus: I've seen all the trailers, but I'm confused where is Snake Eyes?
Where is my scarred Blond Haired Blue Eyed mute special forces vet who is also a ninja?
You know the guy who was based off an actual American Hero by Hana?


Kind of typical for Hollywood: crow about how much more ethnic representation they're injecting into the series (gotta get those Asian market dollars) but behind the scenes, have everything GI Joe Godfather Larry Hama wrote get thrown out and rewritten by this guy:

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2021-07-20 4:11:09 PM  
I was unaware that there was a GI Joe Live action universe till right now.

I knew there was a movie with the Rock a while back.

Well, now I know.
 
2021-07-20 5:02:25 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: The best trailer for the reboot of a movie based on a cartoon based on a comic book based on a toy I've ever seen.


FTFY.

NathanAllen: Now do Shipwreck: Origins.

How did he get the farking parrot?


I believe I knew your mother, son.

What's it been? 13 years? 14?

My lord, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.

Does your mother still hang out in dockside bars?

G.I. Joe.
 
2021-07-20 5:46:43 PM  

stoli n coke: DrunkenGator: Hey, guys... what's goin' on in this thread?
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Not DePalma's best, but entertaining. Cage was perfectly obnoxious, Gary Sinise had a reliably interesting performance, and Carla Gugino was absolutely gorgeous.

Plus, the ten minute opening shot was really cool.


Yup you covered it. I think Cage's character was supposed to be an annoying tool in the beginning so he could show some growth at the end. And Sinise played his character perfectly. That all being said, pixie haired Gugino is stunning and movie should be watched for that alone.
 
2021-07-20 5:49:12 PM  

Rattrap007: No matter how good it is, it will never top this
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Man, remember when it was cool to be American?
 
2021-07-20 10:18:05 PM  
I'm totally watching this movie for the riveting plot:

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2021-07-21 1:45:05 AM  

Tarl3k: There's only one aspect of my childhood left to pillage...just make a M.A.S.K. movie and finish it off...


I think we'd see a Sliverhawks movie before a M.A.S.K movie.
 
2021-07-21 7:20:58 AM  

Neondistraction: Tarl3k: There's only one aspect of my childhood left to pillage...just make a M.A.S.K. movie and finish it off...

I think we'd see a Sliverhawks movie before a M.A.S.K movie.


Starriors first please.

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2021-07-21 9:39:19 AM  

Neondistraction: Tarl3k: There's only one aspect of my childhood left to pillage...just make a M.A.S.K. movie and finish it off...

I think we'd see a Sliverhawks movie before a M.A.S.K movie.


I am not being sarcastic at all when I say that I would LOVE to see a Baz Luhrman-style Silverhawks movie that leans into the (probably* unintentional) gayness of it.

*I mean... the ship leaves a rainbow wake.... The Penal Planet?
 
2021-07-21 1:44:21 PM  

luddite v2.0: But does his face get burnt off requiring his mask and silence...shortly after Vietnam. Yes I still have every comic book, plus secret missions, annuals, Transformers crossovers.  Need someone to buy all my toys, or toy parts now.


Im about to take my first seriesof toys to theold toy store. Hoping to getsomething for my top half of Destro, rotorless Apache chopper and amphibious vehicle. Jist taking up space at this point.
 
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