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(The Detroit_News)   Today in Really Not Helping: FBI agent leading the Whitmer kidnap investigation faces up to 10 years in prison on a domestic violence rap   (detroitnews.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Federal Bureau of Investigation, FBI Special Agent Richard Trask, arrest of an FBI agent, Defense lawyers, Special agent, 8th District Court, federal court, defense lawyer  
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900 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jul 2021 at 8:05 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-19 10:33:31 PM  
So, you're saying he's kind of up against the clock or?
 
2021-07-19 10:48:41 PM  
FBI Special Agent Richard Trask, 39, of Kalamazoo, was charged Monday with assault with intent to do great bodily harm, less than murder following a domestic incident with his wife Sunday.

Good - wife beaters need to be in jail.

He was released on a $10,000 personal recognizance bond following an arraignment in 8th District Court in Kalamazoo

OFFS

I hope to hell his wife is somewhere safe.
 
2021-07-20 8:10:32 AM  
10 years? One usually does less for murder.

Just what the hell did this guy do?
 
2021-07-20 8:13:56 AM  
Was he undercover? He looks like he might just kidnap Whitmer himself.
 
2021-07-20 8:14:30 AM  
"Aside from his FBI duties, Trask opened a gym at his rural property in Oshtemo Township near Kalamazoo and offers CrossFit training,"

Ughhhh....smdh
 
2021-07-20 8:15:33 AM  
I like to think he was working undercover, but you never know. Law enforcement tends to lean pretty far right.

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2021-07-20 8:16:02 AM  

RasIanI: "Aside from his FBI duties, Trask opened a gym at his rural property in Oshtemo Township near Kalamazoo and offers CrossFit training,"

Ughhhh....smdh


Well when your organization was created by a major douchebag, assholes will apply to work for it.
 
2021-07-20 8:21:27 AM  
I'm a male, used to be a marine, and have qualities that may be more aggressive than the average person on the street.  I've seen shiat, have the ptsd and nightmares, and am haunted by a lot of things.

What I'm saying is that while not even remotely a fan I'm familiar on a personal level with violence, depression, and loss.

The most aggressive thing I've ever done to a partner was decades ago when a very drunk girlfriend kept turning on a wall-mounted reading light above my bed on and off in my also very drunk and trying to sleep face.  I reached up (angrily) to turn it off and knocked the light off the wall.

I can't imagine hurting a partner or really anyone who was not directly in the process of hurting me.  My personal belief in interacting with people is that once you've yelled you've lost any control or validity in the situation/argument. Unless you're trying to alert them to danger of course.

I have a lot of things broken in my head but even I am at a loss at how absolutely farked you need to be to beat your partner.
Just leave them. Period.  And then go get counseling.

Also how am I totally not surprised that a federal cop is a wife beater.
 
2021-07-20 8:22:18 AM  
He's a cop, it's essentially a coinflip he's beating his own family on the reg
 
2021-07-20 8:23:11 AM  

RasIanI: "Aside from his FBI duties, Trask opened a gym at his rural property in Oshtemo Township near Kalamazoo and offers CrossFit training,"

Ughhhh....smdh


You know how to tell if someone is in to CrossFit?

Oh, they'll tell you. They will parkour over their wife's head to tell you...
 
2021-07-20 8:30:35 AM  

ChrisDe: I like to think he was working undercover, but you never know. Law enforcement tends to lean pretty far right.

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Nice bod. Foul beard
 
2021-07-20 8:41:37 AM  

RasIanI: "Aside from his FBI duties, Trask opened a gym at his rural property in Oshtemo Township near Kalamazoo and offers CrossFit training,"

Ughhhh....smdh


Jeesus. Right where I live.
 
2021-07-20 8:45:11 AM  
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2021-07-20 8:58:30 AM  

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2021-07-20 9:43:29 AM  

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ACAB the Federales aren't exempt
 
2021-07-20 9:45:11 AM  

aagrajag: 10 years? One usually does less for murder.

Just what the hell did this guy do?


Allowed himself to be at the mercy of law enforcement arm of the opposition.
 
2021-07-20 9:50:20 AM  
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/I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this today
 
2021-07-20 10:01:40 AM  

The Drawing Board: He's a cop, it's essentially a coinflip he's beating his own family on the reg


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2021-07-20 10:05:21 AM  
Keep this in your "the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my ally" file. FBI investigates MAGAts. FBI also fakes evidence to get warrants and frames people for murder.
 
2021-07-20 11:23:01 AM  
Defund the FBI.
 
2021-07-20 12:34:51 PM  
He looks like every douchey gymbro on Scruff that I don't want to talk to because they're boring and say stuff like "it's not racist, it's just a preference."
 
2021-07-20 12:41:45 PM  

The Drawing Board: He's a cop, it's essentially a coinflip he's beating his own family on the reg


I'm pretty sure that's lowballing it.
 
2021-07-20 12:54:26 PM  

aagrajag: 10 years? One usually does less for murder.

Just what the hell did this guy do?


"upto" the favorite media words for sentences typically reserved for Al Capone getting nailed for tax evasion.  Check Popehat for a longer explanation.
 
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