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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Man skips waiting in line at Knott's Berry Farm's Supreme Scream ride. Makes it all the way to the top without using a Fast Lane pass   (ktla.com) divider line
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2021-07-19 10:31:37 PM  
Maybe it's because I don't mind laughing at my own short comings, or that I can feel empathetic for an actor that does a bad read... like, one night when I was 14 I was walking home for dinner, as I did every night after school. I remember it was dark so it must have been November to be that early. Anyway, bolt from the blue... "ends meet" like trying to join the ends of things, like splicing rope or even audio tape... mostly it was NOT "end's meat" which I had always thought of as 'animal ass'. People said they were trying to make "end's meat"... well, I knew they had it tough. It can't all be bacon.

Anyway, I said all that to say this... and an I'm from the East coast disclaimer but until I was 15 or 16 I thought it was like Knottsberry Farm... and it was an amusement park... I had never grasped that it was Knott's Berry Farm...the moment I realized that was the moment I'd never go.
 
2021-07-20 6:13:35 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Maybe it's because I don't mind laughing at my own short comings, or that I can feel empathetic for an actor that does a bad read... like, one night when I was 14 I was walking home for dinner, as I did every night after school. I remember it was dark so it must have been November to be that early. Anyway, bolt from the blue... "ends meet" like trying to join the ends of things, like splicing rope or even audio tape... mostly it was NOT "end's meat" which I had always thought of as 'animal ass'. People said they were trying to make "end's meat"... well, I knew they had it tough. It can't all be bacon.

Anyway, I said all that to say this... and an I'm from the East coast disclaimer but until I was 15 or 16 I thought it was like Knottsberry Farm... and it was an amusement park... I had never grasped that it was Knott's Berry Farm...the moment I realized that was the moment I'd never go.


Same here, I always assumed it was the farm of someone called knottsberry rather than a berry farm and by someone called knots
 
2021-07-20 6:25:33 AM  
I wonder what the twisted, fractal "logic" train went through this persons' head looked like that made this seem like a good idea.
 
2021-07-20 6:34:54 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Maybe it's because I don't mind laughing at my own short comings, or that I can feel empathetic for an actor that does a bad read... like, one night when I was 14 I was walking home for dinner, as I did every night after school. I remember it was dark so it must have been November to be that early. Anyway, bolt from the blue... "ends meet" like trying to join the ends of things, like splicing rope or even audio tape... mostly it was NOT "end's meat" which I had always thought of as 'animal ass'. People said they were trying to make "end's meat"... well, I knew they had it tough. It can't all be bacon.

Anyway, I said all that to say this... and an I'm from the East coast disclaimer but until I was 15 or 16 I thought it was like Knottsberry Farm... and it was an amusement park... I had never grasped that it was Knott's Berry Farm...the moment I realized that was the moment I'd never go.


Was it a dark and stormy night?
 
2021-07-20 6:36:06 AM  

Smoking GNU: I wonder what the twisted, fractal "logic" train went through this persons' head looked like that made this seem like a good idea.


He was just trying to get high.
 
2021-07-20 6:51:15 AM  

Smoking GNU: I wonder what the twisted, fractal "logic" train went through this persons' head looked like that made this seem like a good idea.


1.) Protesting the opening of an amusement park during a pandemic?

2.) An oddly fit homeless person with mental health issues and a desire to flex on the fatties

3.) Same as 2 but also hates capitalism

4.) Same as 2 but global warming

Not sure exactly, but if my obsessive news reading has paid off, it's some combination of those things.
 
2021-07-20 7:39:27 AM  
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2021-07-20 8:12:39 AM  
They evacuated everyone below the ride so they didn't get blood, brains, and guts on their clothes if the guy fell haha. FA/FO
 
2021-07-20 8:16:54 AM  
We used to go to Knott's when I was a kid and lived in SoCal.  It was much less expensive that Disneyland, and a bit classier than Pacific Ocean Park--but POP had a world class, wooden roller-coaster.  Knott's had boysenberry pie and great fried chicken--which I rarely got to taste due to family finances.  We'd stop at Van de Kamp's bakery on the way back home and pick up a berry pie.  Less money and probably better pie.

I was way more easily amused back then.
 
2021-07-20 8:53:15 AM  

Smoking GNU: I wonder what the twisted, fractal "logic" train went through this persons' head looked like that made this seem like a good idea.


It's just a theory at the moment, but I am starting to believe that all this craziness we are seeing currently are people that subconsciously fear this pandemic and are just getting all of their bucket list filled out.

At least have a little elan, like this person.

https://archive.seattletimes.com/arch​i​ve/?date=19990909&slug=2981976

"I'll please guilty....it's pretty obvious"
 
2021-07-20 9:01:07 AM  
{Huffing & puffing pissed off cop after climbing all the way up there}

"Ok shiatheel, you've got 5 seconds to start climbing down or I'm going to taze your ass & enjoy watching you twitch all the way down..."
 
2021-07-20 10:31:38 AM  
Wonder how long it took the guy to climb 250 feet.  I'm not a fan of heights and prolly would have locked up around the 100 foot mark.....
 
2021-07-20 10:48:28 AM  
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2021-07-20 11:12:13 AM  
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He'd nip it...nip it in the bud!
 
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