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2021-07-19 9:50:31 PM  
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2021-07-19 10:04:41 PM  
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
 
2021-07-19 10:27:14 PM  

fragMasterFlash: "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."


"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. . . . Power is not a means; it is an end . . . not power over things, but over men. . . . In our world there will be no emotions except fear, rage, triumph, and self-abasement. . . . There will be no loyalty, except loyalty toward the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. . . . Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever"
 
2021-07-19 10:31:31 PM  
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2021-07-19 11:10:05 PM  
FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.
 
2021-07-19 11:15:26 PM  
Why do we even pay attention to that f*ckwit?

/It's not like he's going to say something intelligent, and the stupid is the same every day
 
2021-07-19 11:19:23 PM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.


After Hannity's sudden change tonight, who knows?
 
2021-07-19 11:57:09 PM  

GardenWeasel: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

After Hannity's sudden change tonight, who knows?


Hannity had a sudden change?

Was it from being alive to not alive?
 
2021-07-20 2:19:15 AM  
I was taught early on the difference between ignorant and stupid. "No one is explaining the discrepancies" is a perfect combination of both.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-07-20 3:53:18 AM  
If you must look at the television daily, look at the weather and not Tucker Carlson.
 
2021-07-20 4:23:28 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why do we even pay attention to that f*ckwit?

/It's not like he's going to say something intelligent, and the stupid is the same every day


He almost the only one the MAGAts watch anymore. The drunk lady and the nazi lady too but they don't have near his ratings. The Lumpy PSA won't make the radar because of his repetition of BUT HER EMAILS and his "investigations" that all faded away no one listens to him at all.

So we don't have to listen to him but he does have the highest fox rating so yeah, what he is doing should have him charged with involuntary manslaughter of something.
 
2021-07-20 4:23:52 AM  

dr_blasto: GardenWeasel: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

After Hannity's sudden change tonight, who knows?

Hannity had a sudden change?

Was it from being alive to not alive?


Sadly no. In between vaxx fear mongering segments Hannity fired out a single line about trusting the science of the vaxx. Catching a ton of shiat from his viewer base over it.
 
2021-07-20 4:34:12 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.


They pay him specifically to say that
 
2021-07-20 4:35:19 AM  
Why are these people still allowed to have a megaphone?

If I went around telling people that it was harmless to smoke dynamite, I don't think I'd get too many paychecks for it.
 
2021-07-20 4:37:57 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.


just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight
 
2021-07-20 4:45:19 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.


You spelled milennia wrong.
 
2021-07-20 4:55:31 AM  
why does that guy always look sooooo stupid. he always seems so confused, like when you try to explain nuanced things to stupid children.
 
2021-07-20 4:55:40 AM  

Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight


Do not diss all TV dinners

This is the greatest goddamn thing in culinary history
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2021-07-20 4:57:30 AM  
At this point let them die.

If you watch Fox News you can die of Covid.  I'm okay with that. Even though death by Covid is supposed to be farking horrible akin to drowning. I'm okay with that.  If you help this man make a living your life is worth zero.


Full stop.
 
2021-07-20 4:58:28 AM  

jook: Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight

Do not diss all TV dinners

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Banquet mashed potatoes should have a disclaimer and a warning on them.  Whatever they actually are.
 
2021-07-20 5:03:13 AM  
fark em. Fewer GOP voters come 2024.
 
2021-07-20 5:07:00 AM  

jook: Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight

Do not diss all TV dinners

This is the greatest goddamn thing in culinary history[Fark user image 425x311]


I love how unhealthy that looks and yet proudly proclaims "Good source of protein". That is some balls-out marketing right there. Sucking dicks in Alabama truck-stops is a good source of protein too.
 
2021-07-20 5:19:20 AM  

433: If you must look at the television daily, look at the weather and not Tucker Carlson.


I have been taking more interest in meteorologia, yes...

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2021-07-20 5:23:47 AM  

Aussie_As: jook: Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight

Do not diss all TV dinners

This is the greatest goddamn thing in culinary history[Fark user image 425x311]

I love how unhealthy that looks and yet proudly proclaims "Good source of protein". That is some balls-out marketing right there. Sucking dicks in Alabama truck-stops is a good source of protein too.


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2021-07-20 5:27:06 AM  

bughunter: Aussie_As: jook: Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight

Do not diss all TV dinners

This is the greatest goddamn thing in culinary history[Fark user image 425x311]

I love how unhealthy that looks and yet proudly proclaims "Good source of protein". That is some balls-out marketing right there. Sucking dicks in Alabama truck-stops is a good source of protein too.

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Username checks out.

I would like it noted I'd probably love to try Banquet brand Cheesy-smothered Charbroiled Patty Meat, I didn't mean to be overly critical I was just commenting on the marketing, I'll take a pass on the insects and a hard pass on Alabama truck stops though.
 
2021-07-20 5:28:56 AM  
Tucker is a millionaire who lies for billionaires for a living.

It's what he does.

To support an increasingly batshiat and divisive GQP narrative.

So yeah, he did this.
 
2021-07-20 5:39:02 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Why are these people still allowed to have a megaphone?

If I went around telling people that it was harmless to smoke dynamite, I don't think I'd get too many paychecks for it.


That would depend on the venue and target audiences. If there is anything Jim Jones, Adolph Hitler and Fat Donny has taught us, it's that one can sell literally anything to anyone with the right marketing strategy.

Capitalists and their mouthpieces operate on the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: "Anything that can be sold, must be sold when the purchaser has no means of recourse against the seller." 

"Once you have the money, never, ever give it back."
 
2021-07-20 5:41:10 AM  

jook: Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight

Do not diss all TV dinners

This is the greatest goddamn thing in culinary history[Fark user image 425x311]


MMMM, frozen vomit.
 
2021-07-20 5:42:37 AM  
I'm hearing about a lot more breakthrough cases than I expected. Six of those Texas legislators now, a bunch of athletes, a few people in my personal life. It's legitimately making me lose faith.
 
2021-07-20 5:45:37 AM  
I just hope that the COVID deaths among Repuglicans is enough to shift the needle in the 2022 US midterms and in 2024. I don't wish for people to die, but now that vaccination is readily available to all (in the US), we have there a virus that now kills bad (unvaccinated, Repuglican) people and spares the (vaccinated, Democrat) good folk.
Moses could not have wrought a better plague. And they're doing the selection fir us.
 
2021-07-20 5:53:33 AM  

havocmike: I'm hearing about a lot more breakthrough cases than I expected. Six of those Texas legislators now, a bunch of athletes, a few people in my personal life. It's legitimately making me lose faith.


Vaccines aren't 100 per cent effective and never have been. The famous Salk vaccine which eradicated polio through most of the world (although it's making a tiny comeback in these antivaxx times) was under 80 per cent effective. We get different flu vaccines every year due to mutating flu strains. None of that is new at all.

Any doctor who ever told you "you've been vaccinated so you can't catch this disease now" was wrong. In fairness, general practitioners study very little virology usually and often have a poor understanding of immunology at the molecular level, again because that level biochemistry is often not a major feature of their medical studies which are far more focussed on systems and tissues rather than molecular interaction which is the level immunology really works at.

The breakthrough cases are statistically far healthier with COVID than the unvaccinated population though. The symptoms are reduced, the spread is reduced, the advantages remain clear.

So explain what you're losing faith in?
 
2021-07-20 5:56:17 AM  

Jesus McSordid: I just hope that the COVID deaths among Repuglicans is enough to shift the needle in the 2022 US midterms and in 2024. I don't wish for people to die, but now that vaccination is readily available to all (in the US), we have there a virus that now kills bad (unvaccinated, Repuglican) people and spares the (vaccinated, Democrat) good folk.
Moses could not have wrought a better plague. And they're doing the selection fir us.


That's what my Pop was saying the other night. That if this anti-vaccination movement really sticks, and it is concentrated amongst the idioti, reactionaries and reflexive contrarians, it would probably end up being a major benefit overall to the human race in the long term.

Let the stupids die of their own stupidity. After all, we don't have saber-tooth tigers anymore.
 
2021-07-20 6:01:58 AM  

Jiggatron69: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

just make him eat the disgusting frozen dinners his family sells.....for 2 months straight


The Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits the infliction of "cruel and unusual punishments."
 
2021-07-20 6:04:48 AM  
Keep this in mind, people are mad. They want to be mad and Fox News et al want to profit from this. Tuck is just selling what they want to buy.

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2021-07-20 6:14:27 AM  

Cheron: Keep this in mind, people are mad. They want to be mad and Fox News et al want to profit from this. Tuck is just selling what they want to buy.

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That's my stepdad in a nutshell. The guy that missed a turn on a camping trip, and rather than just turning around and going back to the road we were supposed to turn at, spent the next two hours being super pissed off and driving through the desert like a farking madman while yelling at my Mom and us kids because we were going to run out of gas.
 
2021-07-20 6:16:15 AM  
It's hilarious that GOP/Conservatives clutched pearls over MTV's Jackass and said kids were easily influenced by the dangerous and ignorant views and actions of Johnny Knoxville and the rest of them. Someone died recreating one of the stunts-we must have them taken off the air! Here are countless doctors and health professionals to tell you how bad of an influence this show is.  The disclaimer before the show doesn't do enough to discourage kids...

Meanwhile Shmucker Carlson is here to tell you that vaccines are dangerous and that COVID is a hoax.
 
2021-07-20 6:20:50 AM  

Cheron: Keep this in mind, people are mad. They want to be mad and Fox News et al want to profit from this. Tuck is just selling what they want to buy.

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Yup, it's an addiction.
 
2021-07-20 6:21:47 AM  

Aussie_As: havocmike: I'm hearing about a lot more breakthrough cases than I expected. Six of those Texas legislators now, a bunch of athletes, a few people in my personal life. It's legitimately making me lose faith.

Vaccines aren't 100 per cent effective and never have been. The famous Salk vaccine which eradicated polio through most of the world (although it's making a tiny comeback in these antivaxx times) was under 80 per cent effective. We get different flu vaccines every year due to mutating flu strains. None of that is new at all.

Any doctor who ever told you "you've been vaccinated so you can't catch this disease now" was wrong. In fairness, general practitioners study very little virology usually and often have a poor understanding of immunology at the molecular level, again because that level biochemistry is often not a major feature of their medical studies which are far more focussed on systems and tissues rather than molecular interaction which is the level immunology really works at.

The breakthrough cases are statistically far healthier with COVID than the unvaccinated population though. The symptoms are reduced, the spread is reduced, the advantages remain clear.

So explain what you're losing faith in?


Andrew Wakefield should be tried in the Hague for crimes against humanity, given a perfunctory show trial, and shot out of a cannon at a crowd of his supporters.
 
2021-07-20 6:22:26 AM  
Similar to Trump's "Lots of people are saying". Data from other countries, that he conveniently does provide and details on.  What a walking piece of explosive diarrhea this guy is.
 
2021-07-20 6:37:35 AM  

Aussie_As: havocmike:
So explain what you're losing faith in?


The big picture. We're going to be playing whack-a-mole with this goddamn virus for the rest of my life and I am pissed beyond belief at that. It's clear there's 33% of this country that will refuse vaccinations no matter what. That number varies depending on where you live. Where I am, it's closer to 50-60%. But, let's pretend 95% go get it. Well, there's still the rest of the world that's months behind on vaccinations so there's always going to be some goddamned variant coming down the pike from Lithuania or Chile or who cares where. On top of that, the longer this goes on, the more ammunition the "just move on and ignore the hype" crowd has.
 
2021-07-20 6:40:02 AM  
He supports the death penalty for those who kill people?
 
2021-07-20 6:47:06 AM  

havocmike: The big picture. We're going to be playing whack-a-mole with this goddamn virus for the rest of my life and I am pissed beyond belief at that.


As it evolves the virus SHOULD (not a great word to be using in this conversation I'm the first to concede) become less deadly. Mutations which hop around in communities which aren't well imunised generally do that because the less people who die the more catch it next time. It's considered a mark of "evolutionary success" among viruses. But yeah, that's unfortunately a big should.

I'd misunderstood your post possibly to suggest that vaccines weren't doing a good enough job and responded to that. Your further points are harder to dispute.

/Lives in a place which is months behind on vaccinations due to them being needed more urgently in other places, I get my second Pfizer shot in two days because it's taken this long for me to be eligible to book myself in. We have a tiny fraction of the deaths seen in the US so that's the reason we are months behind. That and our government couldn't organise a root in a brothel.
 
2021-07-20 6:59:47 AM  
Rupert Murdoch's Fox Propaganda knows that Tucker Carlson is an evil lying sh*tbag. That's why they employ him. Murdoch is the most harmful terrorist that our nation has ever had to face.
 
2021-07-20 7:10:33 AM  

freidog: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: FNC should remove him from the air for that.

Bench him for a couple of weeks.

They pay him specifically to say that


I wish I could argue that point.
 
2021-07-20 7:35:32 AM  
The data I've been seeing seems to show that the infection rate is primarily among the unvaccinated especially when it comes to severe cases and death.  Tucker should show us his data that, as he claims, shows otherwise.
 
2021-07-20 7:36:14 AM  
The part that pisses me off the most, is that you just know this asshole got the vaccine as soon as he could.
 
2021-07-20 7:45:29 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Why are these people still allowed to have a megaphone?

If I went around telling people that it was harmless to smoke dynamite, I don't think I'd get too many paychecks for it.


At what point do we classify this "Yelling FIRE in a crowded movie theater" levels of "Not protected free speech"
 
2021-07-20 7:57:25 AM  
and he has such an honest and intelligent demeanor!
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2021-07-20 8:19:04 AM  
Biggest lie he told was "Tell us the truth - we can handle it"

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2021-07-20 8:19:36 AM  

havocmike: Aussie_As: havocmike:
So explain what you're losing faith in?

The big picture. We're going to be playing whack-a-mole with this goddamn virus for the rest of my life and I am pissed beyond belief at that. It's clear there's 33% of this country that will refuse vaccinations no matter what. That number varies depending on where you live. Where I am, it's closer to 50-60%. But, let's pretend 95% go get it. Well, there's still the rest of the world that's months behind on vaccinations so there's always going to be some goddamned variant coming down the pike from Lithuania or Chile or who cares where. On top of that, the longer this goes on, the more ammunition the "just move on and ignore the hype" crowd has.



Chile's doing alright though, with 62% vaccinated so far (yes, I know you said 'who cares where', but I like facts).
The least vaccinated continent is Africa, but they also have relatively few cases. People don't travel to Africa as much as they do to e.g. Europe and North America, and Africans themselves don't tend to travel that much either, so local outbreaks are less likely to spread far and wide.
 
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