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(AL.com)   Face masks cause heat stroke and cancer, says noted pulmonary oncologist...Mo Brooks   (al.com) divider line
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2021-07-19 6:47:04 PM  
Just when you think these people have said the stupidest thing possible, they top themselves.

From next week's news conference:

"Bank robbers are well-known to wear masks. Making our brave military personnel wear masks could lead to them being falsely identified as bank robbers. This is an outrage!!!!!"
 
2021-07-19 7:00:47 PM  
Brooks is the guy who once said rising ocean levels was caused by rocks falling into the sea.  So, yeah...Moran.
 
2021-07-19 8:11:49 PM  
Mo Brooks can go choke on a... er... mask or something.
 
2021-07-19 9:03:35 PM  
Yes, because doctors and nurses regular succumb to these conditions on the regular. Vast studies have been made on how to keep germs off patients without resorting to covering the modes of inhalation and exhalation, but thusfar, God has thwarted their every turn. Apparently, God wants us all to die, and quickly.

But leave your stuff where the repo guys can get at it. Can't let all that empty property and salable goods go to waste, amirite?
 
2021-07-19 9:58:52 PM  
Why are people so psychotic about wearing masks? Just get cool masks like my Star Wars ones. They protect you from the virus and are chick magnets.
 
2021-07-20 12:06:55 AM  
He's right, I got cancer three times from a facemask

I mean
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I got Pimples three times from a facemask
 
2021-07-20 12:08:30 AM  
Who do the soldiers work for Mo?
 
2021-07-20 12:08:37 AM  
Our gym requires masks to play pick up basketball, no one has passed out or got heat stroke, possibly some acne
 
2021-07-20 12:08:43 AM  
I got your "heat stroke" right here, Mo.
 
Juc
2021-07-20 12:09:13 AM  
he can just use canned air, like in space balls, sheesh
 
2021-07-20 12:09:14 AM  
Shut the fark up Mo Brooks you fart huffer.
You're just mad that masks make it difficult to huff farts!

Farking, I hope a seagull pecks your throat!
 
2021-07-20 12:09:19 AM  

culebra: I got your "heat stroke" right here, Mo.


Wrinkled old men are your fetish?
 
2021-07-20 12:10:03 AM  
Meanwhile, I get distinct sun tans/sun burns from my cloth masks.  No skin cancer here.
 
2021-07-20 12:10:31 AM  
Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.
 
2021-07-20 12:12:15 AM  
His title of " Dumbest Elected Official " is safe ..
 
2021-07-20 12:13:28 AM  
Mo Brooks can go f*ck himself.  Sick of these assholes.
 
2021-07-20 12:18:23 AM  

Juc: he can just use canned air, like in space balls, sheesh


Juc Johnson is right about Mo Brooks!
 
2021-07-20 12:19:05 AM  
Saying that shiat in public should get your ass kicked or at least sent to a mental hospital by force.
 
2021-07-20 12:22:33 AM  

Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.


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2021-07-20 12:22:57 AM  

mikalmd: His title of " Dumbest Elected Official " is safe ..


Consider how much dumber the people who elected him are.
 
2021-07-20 12:23:29 AM  
Mo Brooks, who is single handedly responsible for all cases of cancer in our country, can go fark himself and that skank MJG that he porks on the side.
 
2021-07-20 12:24:48 AM  

Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.


"Kick Ass Mo", and his Traitor speech on 1/6 regarding the "Big Lie" and trying his best to turn America into Fascist Trump Gilead says about all that needs to be said about this sad sack of human garbage that took an oath to uphold the Constitution!
 
2021-07-20 12:24:57 AM  
There is also the unknown risk that, in the heat and humidity of summers in the South, heat stroke risks increase among mask wearers."

So is this an unknown known or known unknown? Or, if you prefer, pure bullshiat.
 
2021-07-20 12:25:39 AM  
FTA: "The congressman, running for the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in 2022, asked Biden to "respect the rights of our military personnel and allow them to make their own informed decisions about their healthcare" by using his power as commander-in-chief to get Fort Rucker to withdraw the order."

Funny. Mo Brooks thinks that the military is about individual choice; bless his heart. I have a strong feeling that the commanding officer is not about to risk his unit's operational readiness because some E-1 is worriead about 5G nanoprobes or some other asinine conspiracy theory.

Mo Brooks is basically asking to undermine national security by weakening the military under the guise of "freedom".
 
2021-07-20 12:25:55 AM  

rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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Honey I got an STD but it's from the mask I swear!
 
2021-07-20 12:27:33 AM  

Mad Scientist: Brooks is the guy who once said rising ocean levels was caused by rocks falling into the sea.  So, yeah...Moran.


I thought that was from Guam tipping over.
 
2021-07-20 12:29:30 AM  

rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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Pretty sure the prostitute your husband was bonking gave him his std and not a mask.
If your stupid enough to believe that well there is no hope for you.
 
2021-07-20 12:32:21 AM  
This just in... Oncologists have discovered a new, nearly sentient form of cancer. They're calling it... Mo Brooks.
 
2021-07-20 12:32:32 AM  
Everyone has an opinion til they get punched in the mouth.
 
2021-07-20 12:34:01 AM  

Fart_Machine: rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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Honey I got an STD but it's from the mask I swear!


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2021-07-20 12:35:20 AM  

saturn badger: There is also the unknown risk that, in the heat and humidity of summers in the South, heat stroke risks increase among mask wearers."

So is this an unknown known or known unknown? Or, if you prefer, pure bullshiat.


Oddly enough, in the heat and humidity of summers in the South, heat stroke risks increase among non-mask wearers as well.

Weird.
 
2021-07-20 12:55:59 AM  

rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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And here I thought I decided against taking those edibles tonight.  If the amount of laughter/terror I felt from reading that is any indication, I ate them and forgot.
 
2021-07-20 12:56:45 AM  
Typo- they meant MEL Brooks!
 
2021-07-20 1:02:32 AM  

heavymetal: FTA: "The congressman, running for the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in 2022, asked Biden to "respect the rights of our military personnel and allow them to make their own informed decisions about their healthcare" by using his power as commander-in-chief to get Fort Rucker to withdraw the order."

Funny. Mo Brooks thinks that the military is about individual choice; bless his heart. I have a strong feeling that the commanding officer is not about to risk his unit's operational readiness because some E-1 is worriead about 5G nanoprobes or some other asinine conspiracy theory.

Mo Brooks is basically asking to undermine national security by weakening the military under the guise of "freedom".


Sir, as far as the whole gas mask thing - I'm not really feelin it, you know, so I'm going to make a choice as an individual to not wear one, cool?

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2021-07-20 1:13:12 AM  

Fart_Machine: mikalmd: His title of " Dumbest Elected Official " is safe ..

Consider how much dumber the people who elected him are.


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2021-07-20 1:16:26 AM  
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2021-07-20 1:21:41 AM  

skybird659: Typo- they meant MEL Brooks!


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2021-07-20 1:22:21 AM  
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2021-07-20 1:24:52 AM  
The only masks that Mo likes are these
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2021-07-20 1:26:27 AM  
This delta variant is hard on little kids. There are at least 20 in ICUs in The Stupid Triangle of Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama. Some are on ventilators. It's going to be hard for the "It's only a little dangerous to elderly or the already sickly" to square when little Maxton, Paxton and Amberleigh start to die in droves. I think that's why Fox literally did a 180 today and finally encouraged their morons to get vaccinated. I hope I'm wrong.
 
2021-07-20 1:33:16 AM  
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"Because I'm not a doctor. I'm an asshole conservative with opinions that I regard more than actual facts."
 
2021-07-20 1:40:10 AM  

moothemagiccow: He's right, I got cancer three times from a facemask

I mean
fark
pimples
I got Pimples three times from a facemask


Were they ill-tempered?
 
2021-07-20 1:42:39 AM  

Fart_Machine: rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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Honey I got an STD but it's from the mask I swear!


I got a mask from an STD. It's itchy.
 
2021-07-20 1:51:58 AM  

rohar: Gestalt: Why not say they're going to cause syphilis and renal failure if you're just going to lie about what they do anyway? Might as well make up a huge list if you plan on just never being held accountable by your constituents.

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"It wasn't the mask, Cathy, it was all those blowjobs."
 
2021-07-20 1:59:52 AM  
I ride my 33lbs bike up 1000' of elevation in 85* with a mask on for brief stints

and I'm fat

so suck it up snowflake
 
2021-07-20 2:02:42 AM  
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2021-07-20 2:04:21 AM  
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2021-07-20 2:10:57 AM  
To be fair, wearing a mask probably cuts down on the # of cases of windmill cancer, so in the end it's a wash.


/Oh, and it means you're less likely to die from farking COVID, so there's that.
 
2021-07-20 2:15:19 AM  
I mean... can we just finally and openly acknowledge these lunatics are just looking to become dictators.

They are actively trying to spur on the Biblical apocalypse.

Look at every single stance they take that makes ZERO sense to any rational/logical human and tell me they do not actively engage in encouraging war, plague, pestilence and straight up death.

Stop saying it is a death cult semi sarcastically/jokingly.

They really are and they want YOU to burn whilst they get hoisted up to heaven.

They also think they are pulling a fasty on Israel but they know what's up and will milk evangelical hate and stupidity for all it is worth.

Hell... it would probably be a far less hostile region if their western donors weren't such fanatical bigots.

Glad Bibi is... well... not with as much power.
 
2021-07-20 2:17:18 AM  

here to help: I mean... can we just finally and openly acknowledge these lunatics are NOT just looking to become dictators.

 
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