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(SoraNews24)   Remember: if you drink, don't drone   (soranews24.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Aichi Prefecture, Toyota, Microsoft Flight Simulator, Toyota, Aichi, Intoxication, Prefectures of Japan, Honshū, Alcohol intoxication  
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5 days ago  
As a result, piloting a drone under the influence became officially prohibited and his was the first arrest of its kind in Aichi.

An Aichi Wawa would also be a first.
 
5 days ago  
Dwayne Stomp PSA
Youtube ICj9mVdDcFg
 
5 days ago  
See Dick drink. See Dick drone. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick.
 
5 days ago  
That guy is a hoarder.
 
5 days ago  
I'd imagine it's the lowest possible class of misdemeanor, but yeah, no one wants a drone to the face because you're drunk off your ass and can't aim.
 
5 days ago  
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How does his girlfriend get over to that bed to have sex?
 
5 days ago  

MythDragon: [soranews24.com image 640x443]
How does his girlfriend get over to that bed to have sex?


She's very limber if you deflate her a little bit.
 
5 days ago  
"the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.
 
5 days ago  
Drone?  Don't mind if I didgeridoo.
 
5 days ago  

kdawg7736: See Dick drink. See Dick drone. See Dick die. Don't be a Dead Dick.

 
5 days ago  

talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.


As far as I can remember this story is the first one I've read where the consequences of day drinking were not positive.

/another day ending with Y
//but starting with why not?
 
5 days ago  
I was wondering if that's a real Strat in the debris field but...no.  Not with that truss rod cover.
 
5 days ago  
That's a pretty hilarious day he had going until the police got involved. What other mischief did he have planned?
 
5 days ago  
FPV Drone Flight into the Iceland Volcano PT1
Youtube ugOqZOJvPuc
 
5 days ago  

talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.


you've never worked graveyard shift then.
 
5 days ago  

MythDragon: [soranews24.com image 640x443]
How does his girlfriend get over to that bed to have sex?


There's a bed in that pic?
 
5 days ago  

Badafuco: MythDragon: [soranews24.com image 640x443]
How does his girlfriend get over to that bed to have sex?

There's a bed in that pic?


All the way in the back.  Looks like a sleeping bag on top.
 
5 days ago  

Salmon: talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.

you've never worked graveyard shift then.


Or tailgated
 
5 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: Salmon: talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.

you've never worked graveyard shift then.

Or tailgated


Or been a teacher the week after finals.
 
5 days ago  

talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.


Tagged as a lightweight.
 
5 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: Salmon: talkertopc: "the suspect consumed eight cans of beer between the hours of 7 a.m. and noon. "

I'm 57 and I don't think I ever had more than one beer before noon (before 3:00 AM does not count). Maybe when going to a restaurant for lunch at 11:00 but in that case it still would be less than two whole beers before noon.

you've never worked graveyard shift then.

Or tailgated


or been to a NASCAR race

/I just took the FAA drone pilot training online course last week so I guess I can fly anything up to 55 lbs.
//there was a part in there about not drinking and droning
///but I already warned my friends to be careful and keep an eye on the sky on the days I'm drinking just in case
 
5 days ago  

MythDragon: [soranews24.com image 640x443]
How does his girlfriend get over to that bed to have sex?


Climbing over a lot of things?
 
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