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(ABC7Amarillo)   The latest casualty of technology: police sketch artists, whose talents are no longer needed when the police can just stamp ** WANTED ** on your selfie   (abc7amarillo.com) divider line
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1758 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2021 at 4:35 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-19 4:37:31 PM  
Oblig.

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2021-07-19 4:38:15 PM  
Considering it's Amarillo, they probably can't hire enough sketch artists due to the lack of artists and surplus of crime.
 
2021-07-19 4:38:35 PM  
THAT guy is a murderer? Chad couldn't even demolish 24oz Porterhouse.
 
2021-07-19 4:39:04 PM  

emersonbiggins: Oblig.

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And this one

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2021-07-19 4:39:20 PM  
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Also oblig
 
2021-07-19 4:39:26 PM  
Unless you're taking a selfie with the victim (probably not unprecedented), I feel like sketch artists would still get some work when suspect hasn't been identified.
 
2021-07-19 4:39:44 PM  

Jeebus Saves: emersonbiggins: Oblig.

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And this one

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Dammit!
 
2021-07-19 4:39:55 PM  
But what about the Millenials? Can we blame them?
 
2021-07-19 4:40:52 PM  

nucal: Jeebus Saves: emersonbiggins: Oblig.

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And this one

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Dammit!


I put funny on both of yours, because I was thinking of that sketch too.
 
2021-07-19 4:41:47 PM  
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Easy fix. Sorry ladies.
 
2021-07-19 4:45:28 PM  
He looks baked in that pic and has a shiat eating smirk on his face. A very punchable face. Not pharma bro punchable, but definitely punchable.
 
2021-07-19 4:46:05 PM  
Just keep describing the sketch artist and see how how long until they realize they are drawing themselves
 
2021-07-19 4:46:08 PM  
 
2021-07-19 4:46:26 PM  
Hai guys what's going on in this thread?
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But every once in a blue moon they get it down almost right
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2021-07-19 4:47:25 PM  
Hardest job in Japan

5'6"?
straight jet black hair?
yellowish skin?
130 lbs.?
black suit?

that motherfarker again?
 
2021-07-19 4:47:32 PM  
I always thought sketch artists were all trying to land the gig at the federal courthouse. Since cameras aren't allowed in federal courtrooms, those sketch artists seem to have the most job security.
 
2021-07-19 4:49:25 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: nucal: Jeebus Saves: emersonbiggins: Oblig.

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And this one

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Dammit!

I put funny on both of yours, because I was thinking of that sketch too.


I appreciate that!
 
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2021-07-19 4:58:54 PM  
Weird how the guy with the middle name of Wayne was the victim and not the suspect
 
2021-07-19 5:07:22 PM  
Nobody ever seems to flip these images to their correct left/right orientation. It seems like such a simple thing to ensure correct identification.

/my own mug is handsomer in the mirror than in photos
//ask anyone
 
2021-07-19 5:10:02 PM  
Of all the times to use Comic Sans....
 
2021-07-19 5:20:46 PM  

berylman: Hai guys what's going on in this thread?
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But every once in a blue moon they get it down almost right
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Not even close.  The shirt is totally different in the sketch.
 
2021-07-19 5:33:48 PM  

dereksmalls: Hardest job in Japan

5'6"?
straight jet black hair?
yellowish skin?
130 lbs.?
black suit?

that motherfarker again?


I ran physical security for long enough to know that even with good, actual VIDEO, the odds are slim of ever catching someone unless it happens to be someone already known.

Decades ago at another company we had someone break in and steal some laptops and a desktop.  Had him on video forcing the door open, set the alarm off and everything, and the burglar calmly grabbed 3 laptops and a desktop, tossed em in a box, and drag em to an elevator and poof. Gone.

South Florida, male about 5'9", dark skin.  That sure narrowed down our suspect!

/The company was in the process of being bought by a bigger fish
//Laptops were from 3 admin assistants to CEO, CFO and Marketing VP, desktop was a tall server used by facilities
///Totally sure the 2nd slashie comment is totally not related to the first, no way, impossible
////4th slashie for whoever the insider was, they were no doubt paid handsomly
 
2021-07-19 5:37:53 PM  

ng2810: In a few years this will be our reality:

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gah!

Some of those are pretty scary, like the chick with the bald spot or the guy that looks like the dude from Goonies.
 
2021-07-19 7:46:49 PM  

KRSESQ: Nobody ever seems to flip these images to their correct left/right orientation. It seems like such a simple thing to ensure correct identification.

/my own mug is handsomer in the mirror than in photos
//ask anyone


...bent over. Who's that smiling over your shoulder?
 
2021-07-19 7:48:30 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: dereksmalls: Hardest job in Japan

5'6"?
straight jet black hair?
yellowish skin?
130 lbs.?
black suit?

that motherfarker again?

I ran physical security for long enough to know that even with good, actual VIDEO, the odds are slim of ever catching someone unless it happens to be someone already known.

Decades ago at another company we had someone break in and steal some laptops and a desktop.  Had him on video forcing the door open, set the alarm off and everything, and the burglar calmly grabbed 3 laptops and a desktop, tossed em in a box, and drag em to an elevator and poof. Gone.

South Florida, male about 5'9", dark skin.  That sure narrowed down our suspect!

/The company was in the process of being bought by a bigger fish
//Laptops were from 3 admin assistants to CEO, CFO and Marketing VP, desktop was a tall server used by facilities
///Totally sure the 2nd slashie comment is totally not related to the first, no way, impossible
////4th slashie for whoever the insider was, they were no doubt paid handsomly


I call shenanigans on this story. There's no such thing as 4 slashies.
 
2021-07-19 8:00:17 PM  
They'll never catch me. I take my makeup off when I rob banks.
 
2021-07-20 8:15:14 AM  
Oh geeze. The Fark Detective Agency strikes again! XD

Found a slight wrinkle in your master plan. What if the police are working on a description of a suspect, but don't have a photo yet? Doikey! You think sketch artists 100% of the time are working on images of known people?
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Hahaha. Yes, identifying the suspect is one of the big things they do over there. It doesn't start with "this person wanted". WOW!
 
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