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(WWE)   Will Big E have words (or more) for Bobby Lashley? Can Nikki superpower her way to a title shot? Does Goldberg show up, and if so can he get to the ring without concussing himself? What about The Man? John Cena opens Monday Night Raw at 8PM ET   (wwe.com) divider line
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2021-07-19 2:47:24 PM  
Not sure who to thank for that headline submission but well done!
 
2021-07-19 7:39:19 PM  
I want to know if BIG E can amend his MITB contract to not get a title shot, but to instead get his dream match.
Big E vs.......GOOOOOLLLDDDBBEERRGGG

Big E's epic rant about facing Goldberg: The New Day: Feel the Power, Dec. 21, 2020
Youtube Nee_XNurKOQ
 
2021-07-19 7:39:42 PM  
so i'm guessing it's a foregone conclusion that Big E will haunt Lashley instead of Roman?
 
2021-07-19 7:47:36 PM  

ZM Punk: I want to know if BIG E can amend his MITB contract to not get a title shot, but to instead get his dream match.
Big E vs.......GOOOOOLLLDDDBBEERRGGG

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I.. had never seen this
 
2021-07-19 7:49:36 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: I want to know if BIG E can amend his MITB contract to not get a title shot, but to instead get his dream match.
Big E vs.......GOOOOOLLLDDDBBEERRGGG

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I.. had never seen this


BIG MEATYMEN SLAPPING MEAT
 
2021-07-19 7:51:16 PM  

ZM Punk: BIG MEATYMEN SLAPPING MEAT


I had actually wondered where that quote came from..

I personally lost it at "You want your 5-star matches? You want your 30-minute classics? I DON'T!"
 
2021-07-19 7:54:57 PM  

isamudyson: Not sure who to thank for that headline submission but well done!


*bows*
 
2021-07-19 7:58:48 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: BIG MEATYMEN SLAPPING MEAT

I had actually wondered where that quote came from..

I personally lost it at "You want your 5-star matches? You want your 30-minute classics? I DON'T!"


All 3 of the New Day are great on their podcast, but E takes it to the next level
 
2021-07-19 8:00:31 PM  
Tuning in to watch RAW right at 7:00 for the first time in forever.
 
2021-07-19 8:01:56 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Tuning in to watch RAW right at 7:00 for the first time in forever.


have some apple dough
 
2021-07-19 8:02:14 PM  
Things John Cena will not acknowledge:

1) Roman Reigns is the Tribal Chief
2) Taiwan is an independent country
 
2021-07-19 8:02:53 PM  
I love crowds being back, and nothing beats the pop when's music hits....however

I still hate nostalgia trips.  Cena needs to build his match for Summerslam, and not just be there for the cheap pop
 
2021-07-19 8:03:45 PM  
whatever your opinion of Cena, the man is a merch machine
 
2021-07-19 8:03:54 PM  
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Hi all!
 
2021-07-19 8:04:57 PM  

The Bestest: whatever your opinion of Cena, the man is a merch machine


Him & The New Day....and The Man.
 
2021-07-19 8:05:47 PM  
I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that
 
2021-07-19 8:06:29 PM  

ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that


I've counted at least 3
 
2021-07-19 8:06:43 PM  
It was us that brought him back? No me. I blame Mr. (or Mrs. or whatever) 316 for this.
 
2021-07-19 8:07:24 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3


If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.
 
2021-07-19 8:07:43 PM  
Annnnd Now Cena is the biggest face in WWE.
 
2021-07-19 8:09:23 PM  
I'm really surprised in Texas that there hasn't been any chants relating to Cena and China yet
 
2021-07-19 8:09:27 PM  
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2021-07-19 8:09:57 PM  
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2021-07-19 8:10:25 PM  
..by the way, what DID happen to Randy?
 
2021-07-19 8:10:35 PM  
I'll be real disappointed if they don't eventually call back to that "You've gotta learn to do a promo" promo from several years back.

Watch the uncut war of words between John Cena and Roman Reigns: Raw, Aug. 28, 2017
Youtube 36cLMYMrOTk
 
2021-07-19 8:11:00 PM  
PROMO FOREVER *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

PROMO FOREVER *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
 
2021-07-19 8:11:55 PM  
So Cena's son showed up?
 
2021-07-19 8:12:06 PM  

The Bestest: ..by the way, what DID happen to Randy?


That's actually a good question as he seems to have gone radio silent. Probably part of whatever his & Matt's storyline is, but Randy off Twitter for a while isn't a bad thing.
 
2021-07-19 8:12:10 PM  

The Bestest: ..by the way, what DID happen to Randy?


Fell in the Keith Lee hole, they're being held hostage by Leon Ruff, no one is approaching because it turns out Ruff is a major mafia kingpin.
 
2021-07-19 8:12:40 PM  
Funny. Cena was misused for years and made a hate figure in WWE.

FFW to 2021.. He just out classed the entire roster and fans are eating out of his hands
 
2021-07-19 8:12:45 PM  

isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.


Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply
 
2021-07-19 8:13:02 PM  
Bro? Bro! Bro.
 
2021-07-19 8:13:44 PM  

styckx: Funny. Cena was misused for years and made a hate figure in WWE.

FFW to 2021.. He just out classed the entire roster and fans are eating out of his hands


To be fair, he's outclassed the whole roster for almost decades now.
 
2021-07-19 8:14:11 PM  

Chris Crude: Bro? Bro! Bro.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2021-07-19 8:15:04 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.

Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply


I will actually admit to owning more than one pair of jorts.
 
2021-07-19 8:15:06 PM  

ZM Punk: I'm really surprised in Texas that there hasn't been any chants relating to Cena and China yet


They'd be super drowned out right now, guy is over.
 
2021-07-19 8:15:28 PM  
It would be awesome if Big E just up and accepted that open challenge.
 
2021-07-19 8:16:11 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.

Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply


Pro Wrestling and comics, pop culture always shared a portion of the same fans.  I always wondered why there wasn't a bigger presence of CosPlayers at wrestling events.  I've seen the occasional insta-hoe wearing Bella gear, but I'm talking more like Kane, HHH, Undertaker type stuff

I always see a lot of guys looking like Kevin Owens, but I think that's just a coincidence
 
2021-07-19 8:16:22 PM  
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I could have used a drip stick about 11:15 this morning.
 
2021-07-19 8:16:29 PM  

The Bestest: indybill23: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.

Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply

I will actually admit to owning more than one pair of jorts.


Oh, if we're talking jorts, then yeah, that makes sense, and yes, I own my share as well. Friend of mine used to take pictures of guys in jorts at carb day for the star, I always managed to avoid her.
 
2021-07-19 8:17:01 PM  
Miz and Morrison didn't get their matrix intro? Weird.
 
2021-07-19 8:17:10 PM  

ZM Punk: indybill23: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.

Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply

Pro Wrestling and comics, pop culture always shared a portion of the same fans.  I always wondered why there wasn't a bigger presence of CosPlayers at wrestling events.  I've seen the occasional insta-hoe wearing Bella gear, but I'm talking more like Kane, HHH, Undertaker type stuff

I always see a lot of guys looking like Kevin Owens, but I think that's just a coincidence


Attacked. Damn.
 
2021-07-19 8:17:22 PM  
Hey Red Hat Super fan is back in the front row!!  Also saw Lesnar guy at the AEW shows, but he's rather douche.

Good to see the world healing
 
2021-07-19 8:17:30 PM  
Also....
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With Johnny Drip Drip

VS

BRRRRROOOOOOOOO!
and
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2021-07-19 8:18:02 PM  

ZM Punk: indybill23: isamudyson: The Bestest: ZM Punk: I saw a grown man decked head to toe is Cena gear........

IDK about that

I've counted at least 3

If it's only 3 of them, I would be shocked it was that low.

Cena shorts, pants, whatever don't seem in plentiful supply

Pro Wrestling and comics, pop culture always shared a portion of the same fans.  I always wondered why there wasn't a bigger presence of CosPlayers at wrestling events.  I've seen the occasional insta-hoe wearing Bella gear, but I'm talking more like Kane, HHH, Undertaker type stuff

I always see a lot of guys looking like Kevin Owens, but I think that's just a coincidence


I went to an ECW show on Halloween, they had a contest and even that only had like 3 people in costume.
 
2021-07-19 8:19:10 PM  

ZM Punk: Hey Red Hat Super fan is back in the front row!!  Also saw Lesnar guy at the AEW shows, but he's rather douche.

Good to see the world healing


Green Shirt Guy was ringside last night, so it is indeed getting back to normal.
 
2021-07-19 8:19:58 PM  
Q: How much longer is Miz going ot be carrying Morrison's water here? (Wrong &/or funny answers only)
 
2021-07-19 8:20:47 PM  

indybill23: Oh, if we're talking jorts, then yeah, that makes sense, and yes, I own my share as well. Friend of mine used to take pictures of guys in jorts at carb day for the star, I always managed to avoid her.


I own a single pair of jorts, and I'm not ashamed of it either.  I'm also the cargo shorts dad.  I well past the point of caring what people think,the cargo shorts are functional and I keep em filled with all the essentials. i wear them because a man carrying a purse is still not culturaly accepted.

Equality works both ways ladies
 
2021-07-19 8:21:17 PM  
OMFG Omos has this presence about him. Hes so green but damn that dude is a beast!
 
2021-07-19 8:21:17 PM  

isamudyson: Q: How much longer is Miz going ot be carrying Morrison's water here? (Wrong &/or funny answers only)


serious answer: probably until his ACL heals
 
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