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(EurekAlert)   Protein for breakfast increases muscles. Listen to your mom. Also call her once in awhile it wouldn't kill you   (eurekalert.org) divider line
    More: Interesting, Muscular system, Muscle, Myosin, Muscle hypertrophy, growth of skeletal muscles, Cardiac muscle, Waseda University, Nutrition  
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2021-07-19 10:52:52 AM  
Subby's mom gets protein every morning...

...from the whole neighborhood!
 
2021-07-19 2:40:15 PM  
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2021-07-19 3:05:55 PM  
So ditch the cheerios and just swallow regular Os?
 
2021-07-19 3:08:18 PM  
Protein for breakfast also fills me up the way the carbs won't.  A bowl of oatmeal at 8:30 and I'm starving again at 11:00.  A pint of greek yogurt or some eggs, and I'm good until at least 12:30.
 
2021-07-19 3:13:23 PM  
Subby hasn't met my mother....
 
2021-07-19 3:22:32 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: Subby hasn't met my mother....


Hon, here you are, playing with your imaginary online friends again.

Please take out the garbage, your juiceboxes are beginning to draw ants again.
 
2021-07-19 3:27:06 PM  
Is this more of that liquid animal protein from the story on the front page?

Knowing subby's mom, probably.
 
2021-07-19 3:31:11 PM  
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2021-07-19 3:38:33 PM  
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2021-07-19 3:43:10 PM  
Premier protein caffe latte instead of coffee is go for 30 grams.  Combined with 3 eggs and you get over 50 grams. Yeah buddy!

/light weight!!
//nothing but a peanut!
 
2021-07-19 3:49:38 PM  
a while.

And, yes, I know,

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2021-07-19 4:48:11 PM  
Joke's on you, Subby. I live with my mom.
 
2021-07-19 5:06:08 PM  
I tried to call my mom yesterday, Subby, but it turned out that the medium was a fraud.
 
2021-07-19 6:34:31 PM  
Is there protein in vodka?
 
2021-07-19 8:15:54 PM  
Having spent decades eating last night's leftover meaty dinner leftovers for breakfast and being fairly muscular despite my best efforts...

Yeah, may be something to that.

If you liked it for dinner, you'll probably also like it for breakfast, and vice-versa. Food knows no time.
 
2021-07-19 8:16:34 PM  

Mugato: Is there protein in vodka?


Sadly, it's basically sugar.
 
2021-07-19 8:35:55 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Premier protein caffe latte instead of coffee is go for 30 grams.  Combined with 3 eggs and you get over 50 grams. Yeah buddy!

/light weight!!
//nothing but a peanut!


AINT NOTHING TO IT BUT TO DO IT!

TIME TO SHOW GUS HOW ITS GON' BE DONE!
 
2021-07-20 2:12:19 AM  

maxheck: Mugato: Is there protein in vodka?

Sadly, it's basically sugar.


Potato is a simple carbohydrate so that is true.
 
2021-07-20 9:19:46 AM  

casual disregard: maxheck: Mugato: Is there protein in vodka?

Sadly, it's basically sugar.

Potato is a simple carbohydrate so that is true.


potato is a starch
starch is a complex carbohydrate
Sugar is a simple carbohydrate
Carbs have 4 Calories per gram
Vodak does not rot your teeth, it isn't sweet, it does not raise your glycemic level, it is not sugar.
Vodak is alcohol
Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram
Sheesh, do I need to drink it for you too?
 
2021-07-20 10:23:04 AM  

fasahd: casual disregard: maxheck: Mugato: Is there protein in vodka?

Sadly, it's basically sugar.

Potato is a simple carbohydrate so that is true.

potato is a starch
starch is a complex carbohydrate
Sugar is a simple carbohydrate
Carbs have 4 Calories per gram
Vodak does not rot your teeth, it isn't sweet, it does not raise your glycemic level, it is not sugar.
Vodak is alcohol
Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram
Sheesh, do I need to drink it for you too?


What the heck?

Don't bring science in here. It makes me look bad.
 
2021-07-20 10:31:28 AM  

casual disregard: fasahd: casual disregard: maxheck: Mugato: Is there protein in vodka?

Sadly, it's basically sugar.

Potato is a simple carbohydrate so that is true.

potato is a starch
starch is a complex carbohydrate
Sugar is a simple carbohydrate
Carbs have 4 Calories per gram
Vodak does not rot your teeth, it isn't sweet, it does not raise your glycemic level, it is not sugar.
Vodak is alcohol
Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram
Sheesh, do I need to drink it for you too?

What the heck?

Don't bring science in here. It makes me look bad.


Oh, who am I kidding. I make me look bad.
 
2021-07-20 11:30:10 AM  
FTA: They also found that intake of a type of protein called the BCCA, short for branched-chain amino acids, early in the day increased the size of skeletal muscles specifically.

That would be BCAA, science writer.
 
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