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(CTV News)   You gave me the janky vaccine? YOU GAVE ME THE JANKY VACCINE??   (winnipeg.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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3956 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2021 at 6:50 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
'Janky' doesn't get enough usage.

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/janky
 
5 days ago  
Do only the poors get the AstraZeneca immunization or something?
 
5 days ago  
So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.
 
5 days ago  
A group of Winnipeggers...

giggle.
 
5 days ago  

JK8Fan: Do only the poors get the AstraZeneca immunization or something?


All those extra doses are for all the 3rd World countries who don't want the Russian one nor the Chinee one!
 
5 days ago  
Of course the capitalist west is going to determine the so-called "good shiat" from the "bad shiat."

It's like the difference between a well-to-do corporate coke-head as opposed to the broke-ass coke head. 
The .corp coke-head will seek out, verify, and obtain repeatable quality from their suppliers and keep them well on hand.  The broke ass cokehead will snort a line of Sweet-n-Low if you tell 'em it'll get them through to the next $10 street bump.

Like we're going to be any less human-nature about the vaccines.
 
5 days ago  

JK8Fan: Do only the poors get the AstraZeneca immunization or something?


It's fine ... minor differences in outcomes. Just scary foreign drugs. Booga Booga!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl​e​s/2021-06-14/delta-variant-doubles-ris​k-of-covid-hospitalization-in-study
 
5 days ago  

foo monkey: A group of Winnipeggers...

giggle.


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5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.


I guess you didn't RFA. 

People were given what they thought was Moderna. Now they're finding out it might've been AZ after the fact.

So that's actually kind of a big deal.
 
5 days ago  
This is all fine.

Except that they don't know who got the wrong ones.

Read the farking bottle and write that shiat down you doors.
 
5 days ago  
....
Me =
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5 days ago  
Also:
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5 days ago  

JK8Fan: Do only the poors get the AstraZeneca immunization or something?


Since the Pfizer and Moderna supplies have greatly increased in Canada only people who got a first dose of AZ are getting it (and they have a choice to go with a second dose of AZ or a one of the others).

There are slightly higher risks with the AZ vaccine, but not a massive increase. Basically, it is good enough if it is what you have but not ideal.
 
5 days ago  
Jenneke vaccine. I'll take two stabs of that.
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5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: foo monkey: A group of Winnipeggers...

giggle.

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ThatsMyFetish.jpg


Not my fetish but certainly wouldn't object...
 
5 days ago  
AstraZeneca is the Dollar Tree version of the vaccine.
 
5 days ago  

Pinner: Jenneke vaccine. I'll take two stabs of that.
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Damn....damn............damn

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5 days ago  
Jenkem?
 
5 days ago  
Didn't we have something recently on how the first AZ plus the second Pfizer was showing good results?
 
5 days ago  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: AstraZeneca is the Dollar Tree version of the vaccine.



So you only get 4G?
 
5 days ago  
A lot of Manitobans have received mixed vaccines, hell according to my temporary card I was vax'd in the future !
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5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.


As far as I am aware efficacy isn't a concern.

People worried about the AZ vaccine are worried about aide effects. From everything I have seen, it is heavily blown out of proportion but I can understand people being upset.

Obviously the medical teams mixing up what they are injecting people with is an issue that should never happen, but at the same time if this is the worst that happens during this unprecedented roll-out I would be pretty content.
 
5 days ago  
When did "janky" enter common parlance? I always though it was a Pittsburgh thing.
 
5 days ago  

Pinner: Jenneke vaccine. I'll take two stabs of that.
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Well, that'd be enough for you not so sure about her
 
5 days ago  

manitobamadman: A lot of Manitobans have received mixed vaccines, hell according to my temporary card I was vax'd in the future ![Fark user image image 425x411]


You're gonna wanna get that fixed
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: When did "janky" enter common parlance? I always though it was a Pittsburgh thing.


earliest latter day reference is a line in the prologue of "Harlem Nights"
 
5 days ago  
Pharmacies should damn well be sure what they're injecting into people. That's a basic violation of trust that will take time typo recover from.

// Also, the Astra Zeneca vaccine is better suited for developing countries & rural areas because it can be stored in conventional refrigerators.
 
5 days ago  
The issue here is less *omgAZ* and more how the fark do you not know what you put in my arm? If you don't know if it was AZ or Moderna, could it be saline like the other Vax mix up? Am I even vaxxd?

Another issue is side effects, Someone could ignore a headache (common mRNA side effect) but it's an AZ brain blood clot but they don't seek treatment because why would they for a common side effect?

Bodily autonomy and consent are basic human rights. And this violation could have wider impacts especially in the antivax and vaccine hesitant communities.

It hurts the pro Vax cause.
 
5 days ago  
*typo was a typo and now I've gone cross eyed
 
5 days ago  
If I had a dime for every time I walked into a government-run liquor store in Winnipeg for a bottle of wine and left with a bottle of tequila, I'd have, like, four dimes.
 
5 days ago  
Seems kinda f'ed up that the pharmacy doesn't know what they injected into people. Its kind of important. Also, why are they mixing up doses? Shouldn't you get two doses of the same vaccine?
 
5 days ago  
They shoulda been tipped off when the nurse yelled

LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYYYY JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY​!

As she stuck in the needle
 
5 days ago  

BlackPete: thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.

I guess you didn't RFA. 

People were given what they thought was Moderna. Now they're finding out it might've been AZ after the fact.

So that's actually kind of a big deal.


I did read it. My point entirely stands.

Yes they made a mistake. Not a BFD. Finish the AZ or go get something else.
 
5 days ago  
Canada has such a janky Vax supply we gave up trying to give people the same dose twice. .  because we'd most of us never get double dosed if we tried to make it the same 2. because AZ deaths freaked people out and gave the anivaxxers ammo 3. because some studies show AZ followed by mRNA gives a same if not better immunity. 4. mRNA vaxes are basically identical so they're interchangeable (but try to convince our emotions that).
 
5 days ago  

talkyournonsense: manitobamadman: A lot of Manitobans have received mixed vaccines, hell according to my temporary card I was vax'd in the future ![Fark user image image 425x411]

You're gonna wanna get that fixed


Ya I have checked my online records and its all good, I find it kinda funny that the second person ( my pharmacist )
wrote the year wrong as well.
 
5 days ago  
Well Moderna may be better than AstroZeneca, but it's CERTAINLY no Pfizer!

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5 days ago  

dywed88: thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.

As far as I am aware efficacy isn't a concern.

People worried about the AZ vaccine are worried about aide effects. From everything I have seen, it is heavily blown out of proportion but I can understand people being upset.

Obviously the medical teams mixing up what they are injecting people with is an issue that should never happen, but at the same time if this is the worst that happens during this unprecedented roll-out I would be pretty content.


Also the AZ vaccine is being sold at cost, and some cynical folk suggest the for-profit Pharma companies are smearing it for financial reasons.

I know! the idea of Big Pharma behaving in an immoral manner is truly so comically absurd I'm laughing out loud! But somehow people are still suggesting it. How folk can be so cynical I don't know.
 
5 days ago  
Our pharmacies are still offering the Pfizer jab free on a walk-up basis.
 
5 days ago  

JK8Fan: Do only the poors get the AstraZeneca immunization or something?


It sucks.
 
5 days ago  
I got AZ and then Pfizer, if I was allowed to get Moderna as well, I would.

I figure beer, wine and tequila work for me, vaccines must work the same way.
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: When did "janky" enter common parlance? I always though it was a Pittsburgh thing.


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I'm convinced that Shaggy is in fact the root of all mispronunciation and evil as well
 
5 days ago  

mofa: Pharmacies should damn well be sure what they're injecting into people. That's a basic violation of trust that will take time typo recover from.

// Also, the Astra Zeneca vaccine is better suited for developing countries & rural areas because it can be stored in conventional refrigerators.


Remember that incident with the measles vax in Samoa where two little kids died. And then the measels outbreak happened because all trust was lost.
 
5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.


You might be able to AZ and something else and be fine. I've been reading through testimonials from ModeRNA's booster participants and I'm noticing that they felt pretty bad in proportion to the booster dose.  Walking into the ModeRNA line a third time is probably not the type of thing that can go on indefinitely without someone catching a high profile consequence.  The dose is very high.
 
5 days ago  

ecor1: Seems kinda f'ed up that the pharmacy doesn't know what they injected into people. Its kind of important. Also, why are they mixing up doses? Shouldn't you get two doses of the same vaccine?


I'm pretty sure the pharmacies here offer different vaccines depending on the day of the week to avoid such screw ups.
 
5 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: When did "janky" enter common parlance? I always though it was a Pittsburgh thing.


janky and hinky are both perfectly cromulent.
 
5 days ago  
I'm sure this will help all those afraid of getting the vaccine that it's perfectly safe and the health care professionals know what they're doing.
 
5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: So just go get another one somewhere else.

You can double vaccinate if you want. Ain't gonna hurt nothin. You're kinda wasteful, but that's on you.

People who've had COVID should get their damn shots too. Your wild immunity is of unknown strength and duration and getting a vaccine dose is in your best interest and everybody else's too.


Actually, we know that wild-type adaptive immunity is utter crap.  A superior polyclonal response means nothing when the antibodies produced are non-prophylactic.
 
4 days ago  
Tards are mixing brands on the second dose? Now we will see some real adverse reactions.
 
4 days ago  

wataga123: Tards are mixing brands on the second dose? Now we will see some real adverse reactions.


Thank you for your meaningful contribution.
Now go take your garbage elsewhere.
 
4 days ago  
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R.I.P.  JENKEM
 
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