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(WAVY Virginia)   Today's item spilled all over the highway: 'Liquid animal protein'   (wavy.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
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Highway season!
Fire!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
A proverbial S-Gelatin of the chit spilled everywhere...
 
5 days ago  
Blood? Spooge? Whole steam -distilled warthogs?
 
5 days ago  
So... milk?
 
db2
5 days ago  
Mmm, fresh liquid animal protein for the morning meal!

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5 days ago  
jizz
 
5 days ago  
I'm guessing it was the primordial pink ooze that becomes chicken nuggets.
 
5 days ago  
pink slime for mc nuggets?
 
5 days ago  

anuran: Blood? Spooge? Whole steam -distilled warthogs?


I think it's like supplemental nutrition for farm animals, but a big ol' blob of pink slime would be funnier
 
5 days ago  

KidKorporate: I'm guessing it was the primordial pink ooze that becomes chicken nuggets.


wow, my first simulpost.
 
5 days ago  
Come again?
 
5 days ago  
I think this is the raw material for manufacturing Subway's sandwich "meat".
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Ovaltine?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
It's the gravy truck for a KFC isn't it?
 
5 days ago  
It's probably chicken rendering byproduct. It's already gross and in the summer sun and heat - no, just no.
 
5 days ago  
...a truck hauling liquid animal proteins partially lost its load over several hundred feet...

Weird kink but okay.
 
5 days ago  
I've certainly spilled liquid animal protein before, but not enough to cause anyone a problem.

/I guess technically someone could slip and fall in it
//too soon?
 
hej
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Sounds just offal to me.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
"Liquid Animal Protein" is the name of my "Mysterious Health Incidents" cover band.
 
5 days ago  
So who's up for some McD's nuggets made with whole blended chickens into a savory pink slime?
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5 days ago  
"a truck hauling liquid animal proteins partially lost its load over several hundred feet on the roadway."

Some teenaged trucker is about to have a very awkward conversation with his mother.
 
5 days ago  
I did an automation project at a meat processor a few miles from that accident. One of the components was the "Pig Squeezings Pump Station." Having seen and smelled that, my imagination fails as to the vileness of the truck's contents.
 
5 days ago  
Liquid animal protein... for dogs.

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5 days ago  
A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.


Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.
 
5 days ago  

zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.


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5 days ago  

zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.


Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
 
5 days ago  

anuran: Blood? Spooge? Whole steam -distilled warthogs?


Reported for calling another farker out in the thread.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.


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5 days ago  

zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.


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5 days ago  

anuran: Blood? Spooge? Whole steam -distilled warthogs?


Looks to be about 30-50 feral hogs
 
5 days ago  
You guys know the pink slime McNugget thing is a myth right
 
5 days ago  

zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.


Pay attention kids, THIS is how you troll.  Although I suspect a mirror could troll Fark these days...
 
5 days ago  
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The truck was filled with Bill Clintons breast milk.
 
5 days ago  

resident dystopian: KidKorporate: I'm guessing it was the primordial pink ooze that becomes chicken nuggets.

wow, my first simulpost.


You were 47 seconds too early for a simulpost.

Keep trying, though!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

hej: [Fark user image 273x146]


Not sure if funny or disturbing that Harold and Kumar were okay with the "semen" bit, but freaked out over the "animal semen" clarification.
 
5 days ago  

berylman: So who's up for some McD's nuggets made with whole blended chickens into a savory pink slime?
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5 days ago  

KidKorporate: zgrizz: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: A buddy of mine works for that company.

For those curious as to what might be on the truck:

https://www.valleyproteins.com/

I've done projects at one of their plants.  It's worse than you can imagine.

Yep, far worse.

Ensuring the nutrition isn't wasted. Ensuring that the food supply continues to function. Ensuring that affordable products remain available.

That kind of far worse.

Only a moron would criticize these things. Or someone who doesn't like to eat. The world does not have the food production capability to waste nutrition just because some ignorant woke liberal (that's an oxymoron I think) doesn't understand how important every last calorie of food production is.

The world can't live on avocado toast and over-priced hand-selected Whole Food veggies.

But then, libs never have been able to understand the world is bigger than they are.

Pay attention kids, THIS is how you troll.  Although I suspect a mirror could troll Fark these days...


Yeah, I agree. But honestly, all they really had to do to make a point is 'pet food'. Dogs, but cat's especially. (Although there may be development in this category as well.)

Otherwise, the world definitely has enough food production in place to not continue slaughtering and rendering for human consumption. As to say, factory machinery can often be converted to work with other product. Entire cultures across the world are vegan already so it's not as if everyone needs meat production at current levels.

But you know... meat eating must be political somehow, despite there being vegan conservatives.
 
5 days ago  
Well then, inject the salvageable portions (all of it) into weiner casings and lets get this party started.
 
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