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(Politicus USA)   Lauren Boebert compares herself to Moses, overlooking the more apt comparison of Jezebel   (politicususa.com) divider line
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1988 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 Jul 2021 at 8:11 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-19 7:54:23 AM  
I got nothin

Yeah, god really cares about your shiatty bar
 
2021-07-19 8:12:52 AM  
If you were really like Moses, you would be dead.
 
2021-07-19 8:14:52 AM  
Maybe she meant Moses Malone.
Although actually, he's dead too.
 
2021-07-19 8:18:06 AM  
Please don't compare women to or call women a Jezebel because it has become pejorative. It's what bigoted church people call any woman who isn't sufficiently subservient.
 
2021-07-19 8:18:42 AM  
I believe she has the ability to get lost in a rather small desert for 40 years while misleading a band of loyal followers.
 
2021-07-19 8:18:57 AM  
I prefer the Whore of Babylon.

"The Whore is associated with the Beast of Revelation by connection with an equally evil kingdom."
 
2021-07-19 8:19:48 AM  
The difference being antibiotics can cure your burning bush, honey.
 
2021-07-19 8:21:16 AM  
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Sorry, Lauren.  You lack the athletic skills.
 
2021-07-19 8:24:01 AM  
America: Land of the free-range psychotic.
 
2021-07-19 8:24:25 AM  
who farted y'all?

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2021-07-19 8:24:30 AM  
That just sounds like an ad for her restaurant. Not the unsteady mentality of a cultists.
 
2021-07-19 8:24:33 AM  
Israel denied her visa, so she can only look at the country from across the border?
 
2021-07-19 8:24:38 AM  
FTFA: ""When I have a bold idea, I am able to persevere because that idea is usually bigger than me. And I know if it's bigger than me, God has to be involved! Right after God said that to Moses, he said, why are you crying out to me, tell the people [to] go forward with what is in your hand," Boebert remarked. "So I'm telling you all now, be bold, persevere, and go forward with what is in your hand right now."

I wonder if that is what she told her husband in the bowling alley.
 
2021-07-19 8:25:04 AM  
Does that mean she can be placated with macaroni pictures and popcorn necklaces?

//Old South Park reference
 
2021-07-19 8:25:06 AM  
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2021-07-19 8:26:54 AM  
Jezebel went out with some class, subby.
 
2021-07-19 8:27:21 AM  
Boobert is a cancer upon our government. Her and Hawley and Traitor-Greene need to be booted.
 
2021-07-19 8:27:31 AM  
Lauren Boebert & The Burning Bush
 
2021-07-19 8:28:27 AM  
Can we exile them to the desert for 40 years?
 
2021-07-19 8:28:50 AM  
Can we find a nice lake, have her part the water (someone up on the floodgates closes them on que) and then as soon as her and her followers are halfway across, open the floodgates?

Yes.  Moses and 'her' followers wore cement shoes.  It's in the Bible.
 
2021-07-19 8:29:53 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Can we exile them to the desert for 40 years?


And eat naught but pork slides prepared by the filthy hands of thy Moses.
 
2021-07-19 8:30:06 AM  
Did I miss the part of the Bible where Moses attacked the egghead navigation experts who knew the exact way out of the desert and urged her people to instead keep wandering in circles as many of them dropped dead?
 
2021-07-19 8:32:39 AM  
This person will always be linked to those tainted pork sliders. I guess it's true what they say about bridge builders.
 
2021-07-19 8:33:57 AM  

red230: I prefer the Whore of Babylon.

"The Whore is associated with the Beast of Revelation by connection with an equally evil kingdom."


Whores don't deserve the slander of being associated with Cosplay Cowgirl.
 
2021-07-19 8:33:58 AM  
"I bring you these ten contaminated Pork sliders!  Eat them!  Let your feces GO!!!!"
 
2021-07-19 8:35:14 AM  

40 degree day: Did I miss the part of the Bible where Moses attacked the egghead navigation experts who knew the exact way out of the desert and urged her people to instead keep wandering in circles as many of them dropped dead?


No, that pretty much happened as soon as he came down the hill with the tablets.
 
2021-07-19 8:42:41 AM  
Moses was denied entrance to the Promised Land.
 
2021-07-19 8:45:26 AM  

Jake Havechek: Moses was denied entrance to the Promised Land.


He spent 40 years wandering around in the desert because he refused to ask for directions.
 
2021-07-19 8:46:15 AM  
she could be the concubine that gets dismembered into 12 parts and sent to the 12 tribes of Israel.

She could be Job's wife. The first one, I mean.

Not a lot of good roles for women in the bible if you're not a decent person.
 
2021-07-19 8:46:50 AM  

Deathfrogg: Jake Havechek: Moses was denied entrance to the Promised Land.

He spent 40 years wandering around in the desert because he refused to ask for directions.


Who was he supposed to ask? A camel spider?
 
2021-07-19 8:46:51 AM  

strapp3r: who farted y'all?

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Make-up by Sherwin Williams.
 
2021-07-19 8:49:38 AM  

Jake Havechek: Moses was denied entrance to the Promised Land.


See, that's the thing. Moses did everything that god asked him to do for over 100 years. But, since Moses did not hit a rock hard enough one time in that 100 year period...he didn't get to enter the promised land.

/ Why would you do anything for any entity that was so obsessed with being obeyed? The answer is...you wouldn't.
 
2021-07-19 8:51:09 AM  
At least Moses left the country after he released the plague.
 
2021-07-19 8:51:54 AM  
Because she is doomed to be wandering the political wilderness for decades?

Yeah, no.
 
2021-07-19 8:57:32 AM  

iheartscotch: Please don't compare women to or call women a Jezebel because it has become pejorative. It's what bigoted church people call any woman who isn't sufficiently subservient.


Seconded. Jezebel just means an outspoken feminist that church people have noticed.

Unless you happen to be one of those church people and think that a woman controlling her own sexuality is a bad thing, in which case it means "the doom of mankind: a woman who gets to choose who to have sex with."
 
2021-07-19 8:58:13 AM  
2 Timothy 4:3-4
For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.
 
2021-07-19 9:02:47 AM  
Wasn't Ezekiel 23:20 referring to her?
 
2021-07-19 9:03:01 AM  
But Moses was upset with people who whorshipped the golden calf.
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2021-07-19 9:06:45 AM  
I look forward to the day I can read a story about how this stupid twunt blew off her foot in an unfortunate dynamite cleaning accident.

What the actual fark Colorado? I thought you were cool...
 
2021-07-19 9:07:51 AM  
She's at least as big an ammosexual as Charlton Heston so there some part of the comparison that's apt.
 
2021-07-19 9:08:32 AM  

saywhonow: I look forward to the day I can read a story about how this stupid twunt blew off her foot in an unfortunate dynamite cleaning accident.

What the actual fark Colorado? I thought you were cool...


Also, don't ever quote the blues brothers. You're not Elwood and you're sure as shiat not Jake. You're, at best, one of the nameless deputies that ends up in a 45 car pileup in the mall. farking twunt.
 
2021-07-19 9:18:29 AM  
Qbert's right.  She is like Moses.  Like Moses, she's leading a bunch of people who, if they would just do what is right, could get to the promised land in weeks, but because the people won't do what's right, it's gonna take 40 years to get to the promised land.  ... And Qbert won't get to enter the promised land anyway.

"get to the promised land" = "end the pandemic"
"won't get to enter the promised land" = "will die of COVID-19"
 
2021-07-19 9:19:18 AM  
Moses? That's a strange way to spell McLovin with a wig.
 
2021-07-19 9:21:57 AM  
Did she wander the desert for 40 years?
 
2021-07-19 9:26:55 AM  

wademh: But Moses was upset with people who whorshipped the golden calf.
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Yeah but they are worshiping a golden ass, there's a difference in god's eye.
 
2021-07-19 9:28:41 AM  
So, I'm just spitballing here,
But she kind of sounds like a classic Junkie, as William S Burroughs defined in Naked Lunch. But the Junk she is addicted to is that Qrazy attention whoring, and she has to take things to new levels to achieve the same rush.

First, she moved to Rifle to open restaurant. A real sociopath would allow a health outbreak, just to get her restaurants name in the news. Next, she got elected to national office, and is using her platform to massage her self-image as a biblical prophet, to whom God spoke "face to face".

So I wonder what her next step will be? Proclaiming herself Joan of Arc, a religious military leader, to save her fatherland?
 
2021-07-19 9:30:11 AM  
Does she mean the same Moses who led the Jewish tribe around the Middle East until he had a dream where god told him to go into a certain area and to kill every man, woman and child in the area so that no one would survive to challenge them later? The guy who came down from the mountain and said, "Who is with me? Stand over here." And when everyone sorted themselves, had his supporters massacre everyone else? That Moses? Read the Bible. That's what it says, not the Hollywood BS.
 
2021-07-19 9:38:02 AM  
She knows Moses was Jewish, right?

Of course she doesn't.
 
2021-07-19 9:41:06 AM  
Jezebel? Hell, she's barely Simple Jack.
 
2021-07-19 9:41:46 AM  
Where is a Jewish Space Laser when you really need one?
 
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