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(Forbes)   The journalists at Forbes seem to be at a loss for reality when it come to The Heritage Foundation's Frankenstein-Clown Monster, known as Ted Cruz   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, President of the United States, White House, Federal government of the United States, United States Constitution, Washington, D.C., Executive Office of the President of the United States, United States, First Amendment to the United States Constitution  
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5 days ago  
When it comes to Ted Cruz, always remember to ask yourself "What would a malevolent species of feces-eating insectoids do if trying to destabilize a planet's government and move said planet into a position for easier colonization, using a colony of said insectoids wearing an ill-fitting suit meant to assume the appearance of the planet's dominant life form?"
 
5 days ago  
terd cuz

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5 days ago  
Why does anyone care what a man who has killed five people thinks about anything?

#teachthecontroversy
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
How dare they remove lies!
Lying is protected by the First Amendment!
*Reads first amendment*
Not so much for private companies Raph.
 
5 days ago  

SpectroBoy: [Fark user image image 527x408]


Apropos of nothing, one of Cruz's most repellent traits to me is his habit of speaking such that his teeth are not visible, as if he's deliberately wrapping his lips over them.
 
5 days ago  
1) Trump has no case, it's pure theater.  The GOP many years ago passed laws to shield Zuck and his ilk from the consequences of their decisions.
2) Vaccine hesitancy will require additional lockdowns of red state economies like Texas, causing substantial human and economic damage.  Since Texas has failed health insurance and Medicaid programs, many thousands will die, and many more go bankrupt, it is likely rural health clinics and hospitals will simply abandon the market.
 
5 days ago  
Your Monday morning dose of despair:

Ted Cruz was the most stable, well-adjusted motherfarker in the primaries.

Have a nice day.
 
5 days ago  

EnzoTheCoder: Ted Cruz was the most stable, well-adjusted motherfarker in the primaries.


lol, thanks for that, I needed a good laugh
 
5 days ago  
I really hope he dies in a way that can only be described as violent and deeply pornographic
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
People should always remember that the compliments that drove Cruz's early fame - that he was an amazing debater and truly brilliant mind - were made by Alan Dershowitz.
 
5 days ago  

baka-san: I really hope he dies in a way that can only be described as violent and deeply pornographic


"Violent and pornographic death", you say? Ah, then you'll want to Google "Mr. Hands".

But probably not from work.
 
5 days ago  

aagrajag: SpectroBoy: [Fark user image image 527x408]

Apropos of nothing, one of Cruz's most repellent traits to me is his habit of speaking such that his teeth are not visible, as if he's deliberately wrapping his lips over them.


Well to be fair he's used to having a proboscis there along with his mating and waste disposal holes. Actually it's just one ....thing.... that his kind uses to shiat/fark/eat out of.
 
5 days ago  
So.  Ted Cruz says that the statement that the Biden administration is negotiating with social media companies to reduce vaccine disinfo "strengthens" Trump's censorship case against these companies for suspending his account during the Trump administration.

That's some pretty creative use of the Obama time machine.
 
5 days ago  
Breaking News:
Ted Cruz advocates First Amendment rights for those shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
 
5 days ago  
Congress shall make no law...

Biden is not making a law nor is he Congress. It doesn't say anything about asking them to be responsible and do the right thing.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

aagrajag: "Violent and pornographic death", you say? Ah, then you'll want to Google "Mr. Hands".


2 girls 1 cup, only aspirating and dying from shiat lung.
 
5 days ago  
There should be an Amendment forbidding lying. Truth & Facts are the necessary foundations of Free Speech.
 
5 days ago  

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I love how she flicks him away like a booger, and recoils at his forced attempt at "affection".

She should be close to 18, now.  Wonder when she's going to emancipate herself and move out...
 
5 days ago  

Deucednuisance: SpectroBoy: [Fark user image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]

I love how she flicks him away like a booger, and recoils at his forced attempt at "affection".

She should be close to 18, now.  Wonder when she's going to emancipate herself and move out...


Whoops.  The oldest is only 12, now.

So, at 8, she knew.
 
5 days ago  

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It's the same picture.
 
5 days ago  

Lurk Who's Talking: There should be an Amendment forbidding lying. Truth & Facts are the necessary foundations of Free Speech.


I would settle for an amendment specifically allowing any citizen to immediately drag Ted Cruz over the nearest border and abandon him there.
 
5 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Deucednuisance: Deucednuisance: SpectroBoy: [Fark user image 480×270]

I love how she flicks him away like a booger, and recoils at his forced attempt at "affection".

She should be close to 18, now.  Wonder when she's going to emancipate herself and move out...

Whoops.  The oldest is only 12, now.

So, at 8, she knew.

It wasn't fear, either. It's not like he was abusing her. It was disgust.
 
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