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2021-07-19 3:02:39 AM  
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The world can't wait until 2024 for VP Cheney to hurt the bioterrorists.

Now that I've made you feel like, "Well whatever it it is, at least it not THAT! It can't possibly be a Cheney murderbot. Don't post this shiat at night Urkle, you're an asshole!"

Feel the relief.

Get well soon VP Harris!
 
2021-07-19 5:38:21 AM  
Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?
 
2021-07-19 5:44:16 AM  

maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?


VP Harris is perfectly fine...just ignore her dragging her foot, stroke like symptoms, have her repeat "man, person, woman, camera, tv" a few hundred times and we will have Ronny Jackson say she's a healthy 239 lbs and has the best blood pressure, some may even say better than Olympic athletes. *checks notes* Crap, I'm reading last years notes.
 
2021-07-19 5:47:18 AM  
Tell Fox news to try dragging Lindsey and McConnel up and down the court for 48 minutes!!
 
2021-07-19 5:47:58 AM  

maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?


Nope, that's all exactly in line with my expectations.

Heck, I wouldn't be shocked if Fox pulled out some late nineteenth century medical textbooks and started discussing the VP's symptoms of female hysteria.
 
2021-07-19 5:53:45 AM  
Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

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2021-07-19 5:55:20 AM  
Yeah, I'm not surprised they're hard over this.
 
2021-07-19 6:00:18 AM  
Oh come on.  Everyone knows you go to the Mayo Clinic for xenomorph embryo removal.
 
2021-07-19 6:02:17 AM  
I don't click Faux News links under any circumstance. So, I have no idea what they're ranting about. Some kind of concern, I imagine?
 
2021-07-19 6:03:55 AM  
Hey Fox. Whine moar.
 
2021-07-19 6:17:28 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?

Nope, that's all exactly in line with my expectations.

Heck, I wouldn't be shocked if Fox pulled out some late nineteenth century medical textbooks and started discussing the VP's symptoms of female hysteria.


I Want to agree with you, but you are rather implying desire to read/literacy...
 
2021-07-19 6:22:03 AM  
The chant goes up from The Faithful gathered around the hospital: "DIE, LIB, DIE - DIE, LIB, DIE...."
 
2021-07-19 6:22:24 AM  

born_yesterday: Yeah, I'm not surprised they're hard over this.


Quivering thumbtacks in action..

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2021-07-19 6:22:50 AM  

maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?


Ah yeah, I remember that. The story was he had some unexpected free time and they just randomly decided to motorcade over to Walter Reed to get a jump start  on the  "first part" of his annual physical.
 
2021-07-19 6:32:06 AM  

Xanlexian: Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

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2021-07-19 6:32:15 AM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: I don't click Faux News links under any circumstance. So, I have no idea what they're ranting about. Some kind of concern, I imagine?

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Vice President Kamala Harris is going for what a White House official told Fox News is a "routine doctor's appointment" at Walter Reed Medical Center on Sunday.

The visit to the Bethesda, Maryland, hospital comes after she met with Texas Democratic lawmakers on Tuesday. Three of the Democrats had tested positive for coronavirus,  with one testing positive Friday night and two others Saturday morning.


Fox News asked Harris' office if the vice president is showing any symptoms of COVID-19 but they did not immediately respond.
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Staffer 1: Fox News called, they want to know, and I quote, "Does Camel-ah got the 'rona?"

Staffer 2: Tell 'em to f*ck off.

Staffer 1: Oh sure, and give them something else to whine about? I'll just ignore them.

Fox News: Some people are saying Camel-ah is receiving infusions of adrenochrome harvested from white Christian children to treat a severe case of COVAIDS she may have got from a vaccine. The White House did not deny this when asked for comment.
 
2021-07-19 6:35:03 AM  
Well, I borked up the formatting there. Apparently on mobile, italic text is counted as part of the quoted text.

I blame Drew for me not previewing.
 
2021-07-19 6:41:54 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Staffer 1: Fox News called, they want to know, and I quote, "Does Camel-ah got the 'rona?"

Staffer 2: Tell 'em to f*ck off.

Staffer 1: Oh sure, and give them something else to whine about? I'll just ignore them.

Fox News: Some people are saying Camel-ah is receiving infusions of adrenochrome harvested from white Christian children to treat a severe case of COVAIDS she may have got from a vaccine. The White House did not deny this when asked for comment.


So it's not a xenomorph embryo, but merely a hump?
 
2021-07-19 6:49:05 AM  
Would removing a xenomorph embryo count as an abortion?

Just asking questions.
 
2021-07-19 6:50:43 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Parthenogenetic: Staffer 1: Fox News called, they want to know, and I quote, "Does Camel-ah got the 'rona?"

Staffer 2: Tell 'em to f*ck off.

Staffer 1: Oh sure, and give them something else to whine about? I'll just ignore them.

Fox News: Some people are saying Camel-ah is receiving infusions of adrenochrome harvested from white Christian children to treat a severe case of COVAIDS she may have got from a vaccine. The White House did not deny this when asked for comment.

So it's not a xenomorph embryo, but merely a hump?


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2021-07-19 6:57:46 AM  
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2021-07-19 7:00:39 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Well, I borked up the formatting there. Apparently on mobile, italic text is counted as part of the quoted text.

I blame Drew for me not previewing.


Italic is FUBAR on mobile. You can put eleventy spaces after it and still get more italic.
 
2021-07-19 7:03:11 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Well, I borked up the formatting there. Apparently on mobile, italic text is counted as part of the quoted text.

I blame Drew for me not previewing.


I'm 99% certain it's that way on desktop as well
 
2021-07-19 7:04:46 AM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: I don't click Faux News links under any circumstance. So, I have no idea what they're ranting about. Some kind of concern, I imagine?


VP Harris went to the hospital for a routine check up.
Clearly she is on death's door and since Biden is a reanimated corpse, this means it's time to follow the Conztitutional order of succession and reinstate Trump as God Emperor.
 
2021-07-19 7:10:04 AM  

maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?


I see our media being total s__t, as always.
 
2021-07-19 7:17:44 AM  
My god.  The comment section.
 
2021-07-19 7:20:34 AM  

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Ah.  A little Mel Brooks first thing in the morning is a great start to the day. Thanks.
 
2021-07-19 7:28:33 AM  

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Ah.  A little Mel Brooks first thing in the morning is a great start to the day. Thanks.


That's not Mel Brooks, that's Gene Wilder
 
2021-07-19 7:33:31 AM  

Xanlexian: Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

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T2/FLAIR hyperintenskitty?
 
2021-07-19 7:39:16 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: RustyShock: Be polite walk on the right: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x272] [View Full Size image _x_]

Ah.  A little Mel Brooks first thing in the morning is a great start to the day. Thanks.

That's not Mel Brooks, that's Gene Wilder


Pretty sure that was Terry Ghars boobs.
 
2021-07-19 7:39:58 AM  

Xanlexian: Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

[i.imgur.com image 488x601]


That's a CAT scan.
 
2021-07-19 7:40:52 AM  

Minus1Kelvin: Xanlexian: Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

[i.imgur.com image 488x601]

T2/FLAIR hyperintenskitty?


With gato-linium contrast
 
2021-07-19 7:51:06 AM  

cannibalparrot: Xanlexian: Her recent brain scan also revealed KITTY!!!

[i.imgur.com image 488x601]

That's a CAT scan.


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2021-07-19 7:59:10 AM  
maybe she's pulling a Melania and needs a boob job kidney procedure.

seriously though, her people should just say she decided to get part of her routine annual physical done due to unexpected free time, then lay into anyone who dares accuse her of being in less than 239% perfect health.
 
2021-07-19 7:59:33 AM  

phamwaa: Parthenogenetic: Well, I borked up the formatting there. Apparently on mobile, italic text is counted as part of the quoted text.

I blame Drew for me not previewing.

Italic is FUBAR on mobile. You can put eleventy spaces after it and still get more italic.


You will have no trouble on mobile if you turn off italic or bold before adding any spaces.
 
2021-07-19 8:01:20 AM  
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2021-07-19 8:08:54 AM  

maram500: Let me get this straight.

Trump--who was POTUS at the time--was rushed to Walter Reed with what were reported to be serious problems. Fox News hand-waved it and said it was nothing serious, nothing to worry about, Trump is fine. (They called it a "routine exam" or something, as I recall.)

Harris--who, notably, does not have access to the nuclear football--goes to Walter Reed for what the White House calls a "routine exam." No urgency, no rushing. And Fox News and other media can't push out the "she's on death's door!" narrative fast enough.

Anybody else see something fishy here?


We've been here before. Fox News are a pack of lying See You Next Tuesdays

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2021-07-19 8:28:09 AM  
Hey, guys, they put it in quotes. It must be serious.
 
2021-07-19 8:50:39 AM  
I'd still rather vote or a Xenomorph than a GOP member, at least you know why the Xeno wants to kill you, for the GOP, it could be any number of reasons.
 
2021-07-19 9:14:59 AM  
Meanwhile, McConnell shows up to work looking like Dumbledore in the Half-Blood prince and Trump wanders aimlessly spitting out sentence fragments...
 
2021-07-19 9:18:57 AM  
Isn't it always possible that she is getting tested anyways because she was in contact with these people?
 
2021-07-19 9:38:03 AM  
That's ridiculous.  Clearly she was having it implanted - not removed.
 
2021-07-19 9:40:30 AM  
Fox News is propaganda, and everyone who works for that organization is a traitor to America.
 
2021-07-19 9:41:57 AM  
*shrug* I don't really want to get involved in this discussion, but women get routine cancer screenings now and again. It's just more GOP/Fox bullshiat about their various obsessions with controlling women's plumbing.
 
2021-07-19 11:44:39 AM  
Fox would have attacked her if she didn't go, too.

"She was exposed to the infected Texas democrats, now she's exposing everyone around here. Hypocrite much?!? She's sick, she's diseased, she is a danger to others, blah blah blah"

Basically, Fox will be garbage no matter what Harris does.
 
2021-07-19 1:11:08 PM  
This one is hardly worth the effort to add it to the list ...

* Hunter Biden
* Harris is not black/not black enough
* Biden said Black people couldn't consider themselves Black if they didn't vote for him
* Biden is a Trojan Horse for progressives
* Biden's entire family is owned by China
* Biden is not "enforcing America's laws"
* Dr. Jill Biden insists on being called Dr.
* Biden's Peloton bike is a security risk
* Biden wore a Rolex at his inaugural
* Harris took the VPOTUS oath with her hand on a purse instead of a Christian bible
* Harris stepdaughter signs modeling contract
* Biden put a bust of Hugo Chavez in the Oval Office
* Biden White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki mocked Space Force
* Biden said "vast majority" of law enforcement are "decent, honorable people"
* Biden traveled to his home in Delaware to watch the Superb Owl
* Hunter Biden wrote a book
* Harris jogged up steps
* Biden signed an executive order to legalize incest in all 50 states
* Biden cancels visit to State Dept; blames weather
* Biden cancels tour of Pfizer plant; blames weather
* Biden manipulated weather to create a winter storm that left millions without power in Texas, eventually killing 111
* Biden hired Bill Gates to make synthetic snow to make Texas look bad
* Marine guard missing from outside Oval Office while Biden was there
* a "group of Democrats" are working to take nuclear codes from Biden
* Biden is a puppet controled by progressives
* Biden is a puppet controled by Harris
* Biden is a puppet controled by his Chief of Staff Ron Klain
* Harris has taken over US foreign policy
* Biden is racist against Neanderthals
* Champ Biden is old and needs a bath
* "Major," Biden rescue dog, bit someone
("If we can't trust [Biden] to lead his dog, how can we trust him to lead America?")
* Biden tripped going upstairs, ergo he is too old and feeble to be president
* Biden didn't stop the migrant caravans in 2020
* US Secretary of State Antony Blinken likes Korean food
* Harris repeatedly fails to salute military on AF2, breaking with FOX-invented precedent
* Harris was caught laughing on camera
* Biden broke the law when he cut off border wall funding
* Biden brought notes to his first press conference
* Biden faked a South Lawn press Q&A with a green screen
* Biden made too much COVID-19 vaccine
* Harris won't move into the VP residence until they fix the kitchen exactly the way she wants it
* Biden discussed giving up ice cream for Lent instead of discussing more important things
* Biden (or Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg?) wants to tax poor people's mileage
* during Spring Break 2021, Biden forced San Diego teachers to instruct illegal children held in detention centers while American children have to go online for their schooling
* Harris is AWOL at the US-Mexico border; she's more concerned with her mansion than children in cages
* Harris is making a big mistake by planning on going to the US-Mexico border
* Biden is going to celebrate Easter 2021 with family after telling everyone they can't have parties until July 4th
* Dr. Biden put on a disguise to hand out ice cream to the press
* Dr. Biden wore fishnet stockings
* someone -- NOT Joe Biden -- is running the country (perhaps Bernie Sanders on steroids)
* Biden did not mention "Jesus" in his Easter 2021 address
* Harris went to a Chicago bakery "even as border crisis escalates"
* Harris forced White House border coordinator Ambassador Roberta Jacobson to retire
* Harris hasn't held a press conference in more than two weeks
* Biden doesn't tweet enough
* Biden tried to erase Dr. Seuss
* Biden tried to erase Mr. Potato Head's penis
* Biden's approval rating is 11%
* No one knows where Harris is
* Biden doesn't send entire Navy to protect Ukraine, therefore he's too weak to stand up to Putin
* Biden went golfing, and then wore tan shorts while playing
* Harris plans to speak with Mexican President Lopez Obrador over Zoom
* Harris spoke with Guatemalan President Alejandro Giammattei over Zoom
* Biden is taking everyone's hamburgers
* Biden is sending migrant children to Limbo
* Biden regime is using taxpayer dollars to provide illegal immigrants entering the US a copy of Harris' children's book
* Biden wore a mask throughout his international climate Zoom meeting
* Biden planted a dandelion to give to his wife for a photo-op
* The Secret Service is covering up the truth about the Biden's dog bite incidents
* Biden's press secretary Jen Psaki tells him not to take questions from reporters
* Susan Rice is the Shadow President
* Biden is behind shortage of some fast food sauce
* Biden's Venmo account was "hacked"
* Biden sleeps too much, which is a sign that he doesn't have the energy of the former guy
* Biden is a fuhrer due to his ultimatum
* Biden threatened to drive over reporter who asked about Israel
* Harris keeps enemies list of journalists who don't "appreciate her life experience"
* Harris and Dr. Biden got into a cat fight over the "busing issue" Harris and Biden debated on during the primary (Edward Isaac-Dovere's book)
* while in the Oval Office, Biden got down on his knees swearing "fealty to Hollywood elite"
* Biden has been flying immigrant children through Tennessee against the expressed wishes of Governor Bill Lee (R TN)
* Biden's press secretary and communications director have fist fights aboard Air Force One
* Harris disrespected all of America's armed services by treating Memorial Day 2021 weekend like it was just another 3-day weekend
* Biden is hiding something in the intel report on Jamal Khashoggi's death
* Biden is hiding something from the Mueller report
* Biden is hiding something about UFOs
* Biden is hiding something about the origin of COVID-19
* Biden is virtue signalling by wearing a mask all the time
* Biden promised ice cream to two young girls who attended his speech marking the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa Massacre
* Harris said "Do not come" to Mexicans, Guatemalans, etc.
* Harris laughed when asked about her work on the US-Mexico border
* Dr. Jill Biden met with Boris Johnson wearing a jacket with the word "LOVE" embroidered on it
* Biden called Putin a "killer"
* Biden supports the death penalty for teenagers
* Hunter Biden texted the N-word to his lawyer
* Biden failed to change Putin's behavior with a single 1 hour press conference
* Biden called Putin "President Trump"
* Biden aggressively whispered into his microphone
* Biden wants to send people door-to-door to force everyone to get vaccinated
** which is just a ruse to confiscate Murikan's guns & bibles
* Hunter Biden makes art, sells some
* Harris had a "routine doctor's appointment" at Walter Reed right after visiting the Texas Dems who left the state to avoid voting on legislation, some of whom tested positive for COVID-19
 
2021-07-19 5:20:25 PM  
Just as as Hillaryys's constant cough during the election was a constant attempt for souls for souls that she swallowed, so is Kamalas cackle demons she has accepted having fun.
 
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