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(Virgin Islands Daily News)   Please note: police tend to look down on homemade identification cards issued from tribal nations that don't exist   (virginislandsdailynews.com) divider line
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2021-07-18 8:01:18 PM  
Meh, we've been pushing ourselves into the self-identity direction for a while now.
 
2021-07-18 9:00:44 PM  
Police smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle and conducted a search, and...found a small amount of marijuana....

Ah. I see. Mm-hmm.
 
2021-07-18 10:26:26 PM  
So, the Virgin Islands has sovereign citizens, too. Sorry to hear that.
 
2021-07-18 10:29:18 PM  
BTW: if you haven't checked out the Sovereign Citizen and Moorish American videos on Youtube yet, check them out. I mean, I know it's not PC to laugh at the mentally defective. But holy smokes, these people are farking crazy. The cops breaking SC car windows are the best. lol
 
2021-07-18 10:31:15 PM  
The whole point of this movement seems to be demonstrating how big of an asshole you can be.  I don't get it.
 
2021-07-18 10:34:10 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: BTW: if you haven't checked out the Sovereign Citizen and Moorish American videos on Youtube yet, check them out. I mean, I know it's not PC to laugh at the mentally defective. But holy smokes, these people are farking crazy. The cops breaking SC car windows are the best. lol


My favorite part of all of these is when the painfully patient police finally say, "Ok, let's go" and start breaking car windows.  The SovCits start screaming like babies, every time.  "We haven't done anything wrong!  There's no way we could have anticipated this!"
 
2021-07-18 10:35:45 PM  
So that membership to the tribe of awesomeness doesn't exist?!
I guess it's back to seminary school....
 
2021-07-18 10:35:54 PM  

foo monkey: The whole point of this movement seems to be demonstrating how big of an asshole you can be.  I don't get it.


Was his name "X Æ A-12"?
 
2021-07-18 10:36:11 PM  
It's legal for them to lie to us.

Turnabout is fair play equal protection under the law.
 
2021-07-18 10:36:39 PM  
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2021-07-18 10:37:02 PM  

foo monkey: The whole point of this movement seems to be demonstrating how big of an asshole you can be.  I don't get it.


You haven't met many of us Americans?
 
2021-07-18 10:38:52 PM  

foo monkey: The whole point of this movement seems to be demonstrating how big of an asshole you can be.  I don't get it.


It is so that Trump supporters have competition.
 
2021-07-18 10:40:11 PM  
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2021-07-18 10:40:19 PM  
Oh yeah, well ever since the 90's  I've been part of the Rhythm Nation.
 
2021-07-18 10:41:49 PM  
" A man is in jail after he was found with a gun magazine "

Harsh

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2021-07-18 10:43:08 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: " A man is in jail after he was found with a gun magazine "

Harsh

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I'm partial to Guns n Garden or whatever the hell.
 
2021-07-18 10:44:14 PM  
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2021-07-18 10:52:48 PM  
Well, duh!

There was no gold fringe on his ID!

What a Maroon...
 
2021-07-18 10:59:52 PM  
Savarin Citizen always seemed like a decent guy to me.

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2021-07-18 11:08:05 PM  

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Poor Jorgi. I always let him in.  He tries so hard, I can't help but feel sorry for him.
 
2021-07-18 11:12:21 PM  
Police placed the man under arrest and charged him with interfering with an officer discharging his duty, failure to display a registration sticker or license plate, and failure to stop when ordered to do so, according to the affidavit.

All that, but the thing they point out first was having an empty magazine with no gun. Oh noes! He has a magazine! All he needed was a gun and some bullets, and he could have maybe shot someone! He had 33.3% of what you need to kill a person!
 
2021-07-18 11:19:55 PM  
I swear to you officer, Bobson Dugnutt is my real name!
 
2021-07-18 11:27:49 PM  

MythDragon: Police placed the man under arrest and charged him with interfering with an officer discharging his duty, failure to display a registration sticker or license plate, and failure to stop when ordered to do so, according to the affidavit.

All that, but the thing they point out first was having an empty magazine with no gun. Oh noes! He has a magazine! All he needed was a gun and some bullets, and he could have maybe shot someone! He had 33.3% of what you need to kill a person!


If we didn't have daily mass shootings, I would lol.

Modern US gun culture has ruined the concept of responsible ownership.

I'm not saying there aren't responsible gun owners, I'm just saying they are probably becoming as common as unicorns in many places.

I'm very critical of law enforcement. But the cop wouldn't be doing his job if he didn't ask "so where's the rest?"
 
2021-07-18 11:33:13 PM  

MurphyMurphy: I'm very critical of law enforcement. But the cop wouldn't be doing his job if he didn't ask "so where's the rest?"


It's a PEZ dispenser?  A metal military-grade PEZ dispenser.
 
2021-07-18 11:34:03 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: MurphyMurphy: I'm very critical of law enforcement. But the cop wouldn't be doing his job if he didn't ask "so where's the rest?"

It's a PEZ dispenser?  A metal military-grade PEZ dispenser.


You eat bullets???
 
2021-07-18 11:36:15 PM  
Should have tried a New Mexico ID
 
2021-07-19 12:00:15 AM  

MurphyMurphy: You eat bullets???


It fills my MDR of lead.
 
2021-07-19 12:34:09 AM  

MythDragon: Police placed the man under arrest and charged him with interfering with an officer discharging his duty, failure to display a registration sticker or license plate, and failure to stop when ordered to do so, according to the affidavit.

All that, but the thing they point out first was having an empty magazine with no gun. Oh noes! He has a magazine! All he needed was a gun and some bullets, and he could have maybe shot someone! He had 33.3% of what you need to kill a person!


The Virgin Islands has slightly different rules, from what I understand. They have a vested interest in tourists not being shot and bleeding all over the sand. It's quite unsightly.
 
2021-07-19 5:34:10 AM  

Gyrfalcon: MythDragon: Police placed the man under arrest and charged him with interfering with an officer discharging his duty, failure to display a registration sticker or license plate, and failure to stop when ordered to do so, according to the affidavit.

All that, but the thing they point out first was having an empty magazine with no gun. Oh noes! He has a magazine! All he needed was a gun and some bullets, and he could have maybe shot someone! He had 33.3% of what you need to kill a person!

The Virgin Islands has slightly different rules, from what I understand. They have a vested interest in tourists not being shot and bleeding all over the sand. It's quite unsightly.


I wish the US took tourism that seriously.
 
2021-07-19 7:09:27 AM  
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