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(Missouri Independent)   Cue Imperial Death March: 'The surge is coming,' Springfield Mayor Ken McClure warns other Missouri cities   (missouriindependent.com) divider line
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2021-07-18 4:28:01 PM  
Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.
 
2021-07-18 4:50:33 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


That sucks.  How're you feeling lately?
 
2021-07-18 7:05:09 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


Back just before Christmas, I got my first Pfizer shot, grinned ear to ear, I'd farking made it....until not five mins after the observation period my wife (an RN) texted me she just tested positive. Next day I was tested, and yep, positive.  First four days, I thought I was going to get one of those vacations with little to no illness.  Then, it hit, first the runny nose they were talking about, holy hell, that's what they are talking about, and it went down hill from there.  I had already stocked up on meds, pulse ox, I was prepared well in advance, so I spent christmas and New years just counting the clock until my next inhaler time, next med time, sleep repeat.  I coughed like a 40 year smoker, never lost smell.taste, but it has changed. I recovered, my brain is back, my lungs suffered no damage, I did get my 2nd Pfizer on time, and that was fun, but I worked through it.  It was a bit scary a few days while sick.

That's lightweight compared to many, but my point is, I don't want to do that again, i don't want to test a 2nd round of Covid.

/hope you came out okay.
 
2021-07-18 7:34:10 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


How the fark do they get you back from that? I assume you flatline because your lungs can't get enough oxygen.
 
2021-07-18 8:53:27 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


"And lived BECAUSE of science, you Neanderthals!"
 
2021-07-18 10:06:04 PM  
A McClure from Springfield?

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2021-07-18 11:45:19 PM  
Obviously his more incompetent Brother who went on to be Mayor....
 
2021-07-18 11:45:56 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


Well. Not for nothing but if I had to judge "feel of truthfulness" based on your one statement there I would lean towards incredulity myself.  So.
 
2021-07-18 11:46:14 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


Must have been nice for those folks to have lived in a fantasy bubble for almost a year and a half.
 
2021-07-18 11:46:20 PM  
Surge sucked in the 90's and it sucks now.
 
2021-07-18 11:46:23 PM  

Sgt Otter: A McClure from Springfield?

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Ahhhhh dammit, tiny fist etc.

"You may remember me from such pandemic related warning films as "Remember last year when everybody died?" and "Kiss me, I'm intubated!"
 
2021-07-18 11:47:28 PM  
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2021-07-18 11:47:43 PM  
I feel his pain. He's a mayor of a city populated by right-wing morons.
 
2021-07-18 11:47:50 PM  
This is an image of the local news Facebook page in Springfield, MO called KY3.

If you want a good idea why we have problems.
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2021-07-18 11:47:55 PM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


Were you declared dead by a physician?
 
2021-07-18 11:47:56 PM  
What the fark is wrong with each and every single one of you motherfarkers nothing's coming it never left it's been slowly killing people for the last year and a half you all need a saw off and farking wear a mask stay the fark away from each other and go to work and home and that's it motherfarkers
 
2021-07-18 11:48:38 PM  

Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?


See?
 
2021-07-18 11:49:07 PM  
Springfield? Yeah, but what state?
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2021-07-18 11:49:22 PM  
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/WAKE UP SHEEPLE !!!
//THE GOVERNMENT WANTS THE NWO RESET TO  HAPPEN
/// STOP THE STEEL, THE LIBERALS WANT WHITE GENOCIDE

and other shiat that is being massed produced on Facebook.
This guy (his name is right in the pic) refuses to get any vaccine for him or his kids or wear masks because the virus is fake and even if it is real.   The vaccine is whats really going to kill you while your airflow is restricted by masks.
 
2021-07-18 11:49:23 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?

See?


Only after they moved to Arizona next week.
 
2021-07-18 11:49:34 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Surge sucked in the 90's and it sucks now.


Team Jolt.
 
2021-07-18 11:50:31 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: [giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com image 480x480]


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2021-07-18 11:50:49 PM  
I agree with Walt Schaub: we're going to die of stupid people.
https://twitter.com/crampell/status/14​16882483224846337
 
2021-07-18 11:52:23 PM  
The unvacinated for trump are having a rally as we speak
 
2021-07-18 11:53:50 PM  

TotallyRealNotFake: [Fark user image image 425x513]

/WAKE UP SHEEPLE !!!
//THE GOVERNMENT WANTS THE NWO RESET TO  HAPPEN
/// STOP THE STEEL, THE LIBERALS WANT WHITE GENOCIDE

and other shiat that is being massed produced on Facebook.
This guy (his name is right in the pic) refuses to get any vaccine for him or his kids or wear masks because the virus is fake and even if it is real.   The vaccine is whats really going to kill you while your airflow is restricted by masks.


Username divides by 0.
 
2021-07-18 11:54:27 PM  
Has Springfield thought about building a monorail to combat their Covid-19 surge?
 
2021-07-18 11:56:51 PM  
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Notice that in Springfield only the Karen doesn't know to wear a mask
 
2021-07-18 11:59:21 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?

See?


The point is that death hasn't been defined as loss of a heartbeat or not breathing or whatever else for a very long time. So it's not surprising people don't take claims about dying and resurrecting seriously when that obviously didn't happen. Instead they should say their heart stopped for however many minutes or whatever actually happened rather than trying to ratchet up the drama like an episode of House.
 
2021-07-19 12:10:34 AM  

Fano: [yojoe.com image 290x444]
Notice that in Springfield only the Karen doesn't know to wear a mask


And the aftermath...
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2021-07-19 12:11:10 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: Surge sucked in the 90's and it sucks now.


I know, sounds like a detergent

Beverly Hills Cop (2/10) Movie CLIP - Serge & Achmed (1984) HD
Youtube GHZWWFmaFcI
 
2021-07-19 12:15:22 AM  

Hyjamon: KiwDaWabbit: Surge sucked in the 90's and it sucks now.

I know, sounds like a detergent

[YouTube video: Beverly Hills Cop (2/10) Movie CLIP - Serge & Achmed (1984) HD]


Or a douche...
 
2021-07-19 12:18:51 AM  
Will these things ever end?
 
2021-07-19 12:19:25 AM  

Russ1642: Por que tan serioso: Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?

See?

The point is that death hasn't been defined as loss of a heartbeat or not breathing or whatever else for a very long time. So it's not surprising people don't take claims about dying and resurrecting seriously when that obviously didn't happen. Instead they should say their heart stopped for however many minutes or whatever actually happened rather than trying to ratchet up the drama like an episode of House.


And where did you get your medical degree, doctor?
 
2021-07-19 12:21:19 AM  

croesius: KiwDaWabbit: Surge sucked in the 90's and it sucks now.

Team Jolt.


Team Nitro, muthaf*cka!

/Also team Pfizer
//and live in MO
//seriously, f*ck MO.
 
2021-07-19 12:21:19 AM  

kdawg7736: Will these things ever end?


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2021-07-19 12:22:47 AM  
Oh, if only there was something they could have done to avoid this!
 
2021-07-19 12:22:51 AM  
This Democratic hoax is really something!
 
2021-07-19 12:24:20 AM  

waxbeans: What the fark is wrong with each and every single one of you motherfarkers nothing's coming it never left it's been slowly killing people for the last year and a half you all need a saw off and farking wear a mask stay the fark away from each other and go to work and home and that's it motherfarkers


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2021-07-19 12:24:28 AM  

basemetal: Back just before Christmas, I got my first Pfizer shot, grinned ear to ear, I'd farking made it....until not five mins after the observation period my wife (an RN) texted me she just tested positive. Next day I was tested, and yep, positive.  First four days, I thought I was going to get one of those vacations with little to no illness.  Then, it hit, first the runny nose they were talking about, holy hell, that's what they are talking about, and it went down hill from there.  I had already stocked up on meds, pulse ox, I was prepared well in advance, so I spent christmas and New years just counting the clock until my next inhaler time, next med time, sleep repeat.  I coughed like a 40 year smoker, never lost smell.taste, but it has changed. I recovered, my brain is back, my lungs suffered no damage, I did get my 2nd Pfizer on time, and that was fun, but I worked through it.  It was a bit scary a few days while sick.


I spent the first two weeks of July last year wishing I were one of the dead.  If I have to go through that again, then I am going on a brutal mass murder rampage to take advantage of this "stand your ground" law we have locally, and it's open season for rednecks and loons in pulp science site forums.

Complain if you like, but hey, it's legal here.
 
2021-07-19 12:27:16 AM  

Begoggle: This Democratic hoax is really something!


I like how we hoaxed so hard we went global.

Like.... the conspiracy reached into hundreds of nations.

Or you know

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2021-07-19 12:33:29 AM  
At least at this point the only people getting it and suffering are the people who deserve it because they are deliberately not getting vaccinated and deliberately not wearing masks, at a 1000:1 ratio.

That's the best outcome we can hope for at this point, because these dumbasses are not going to get vaccinated.  Of course they're a giant burden on the health care system, and a vermin breeding ground for variants, but this is as much of a nice thing as MAGA's aggressive stupidity allows.
 
2021-07-19 12:34:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh, if only there was something they could have done to avoid this!


That would require fancy book lernin and stuff! FTucker said it was all bad and stuff, right after he cut the line and got his shots.
 
2021-07-19 12:35:18 AM  

Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?


A ship's captain, actually.  It's a long story.
 
2021-07-19 12:35:20 AM  

oldtaku: At least at this point the only people getting it and suffering are the people who deserve it because they are deliberately not getting vaccinated and deliberately not wearing masks, at a 1000:1 ratio.


Sorry, that should have specified 'in the US'.  I know there are lots of places where you still literally can't get a vaccine to save your life, while here we're rolling in excess vaccines and these twats still won't take them.
 
2021-07-19 12:43:56 AM  

Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.


Your medical team learned a lot from bringing you back, and thank you for helping others that way.
 
2021-07-19 12:46:03 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: waxbeans: What the fark is wrong with each and every single one of you motherfarkers nothing's coming it never left it's been slowly killing people for the last year and a half you all need a saw off and farking wear a mask stay the fark away from each other and go to work and home and that's it motherfarkers

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Blast it! They've devised an alternative to our devices!

/now we have to look at those ugly b*tches
 
2021-07-19 12:49:32 AM  
First read that as "the purge" which I guess isn't totally wrong.
 
2021-07-19 12:51:26 AM  
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2021-07-19 12:57:37 AM  

Russ1642: Znuh: Just shared with two randos on FB that I died twice in ICU from normal covid. I was laughed out the forum.

Were you declared dead by a physician?


I bet the autopsy hurt like a biatch
 
2021-07-19 12:57:41 AM  

oldtaku: At least at this point the only people getting it and suffering are the people who deserve it because they are deliberately not getting vaccinated and deliberately not wearing masks, at a 1000:1 ratio.

That's the best outcome we can hope for at this point, because these dumbasses are not going to get vaccinated.  Of course they're a giant burden on the health care system, and a vermin breeding ground for variants, but this is as much of a nice thing as MAGA's aggressive stupidity allows.


This person has never heard of kids

How have you made it through life so far
 
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