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(Jalopnik)   French film about a woman impregnated by a car wins the prestigious Palme D'Or at Cannes   (jalopnik.com) divider line
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1453 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Jul 2021 at 9:30 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-18 4:46:06 PM  
I was impregnated by a car one time.
Luckily I was in Ca, and got it dealt with.
The bad part was I was in Ca. and I could no longer pass SMOG because I was missing original equipment.

What's a girl to do?
 
2021-07-18 5:07:05 PM  
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2021-07-18 5:12:46 PM  
She's even lactating black oil.

*closes tab, looks for something productive to do*
 
2021-07-18 5:47:17 PM  
SNL had a different take on cars & sex (Sorry, no YouTube version):
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1t​i​1l
 
2021-07-18 6:38:15 PM  
It's a remake

Kids In The Hall - Car Bangers
Youtube rHfZz3AE-ss


NSFW language and stuff
 
2021-07-18 7:15:28 PM  
When "honk if you're horny" goes too far.
 
2021-07-18 7:34:59 PM  
I can actually see how that might happen

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2021-07-18 7:41:15 PM  
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2021-07-18 8:12:53 PM  
Has a Ford driven you lately?
 
2021-07-18 9:06:45 PM  
So, the CARma Sutra Auto Erotica repair manual has been made into a French film with the protagonist hitting 69RPM and blowing a rod. Is Jerry Lewis digitally enhanced into this epic?
 
2021-07-18 9:34:27 PM  

Mojongo: So, the CARma Sutra Auto Erotica repair manual has been made into a French film with the protagonist hitting 69RPM and blowing a rod. Is Jerry Lewis digitally enhanced into this epic?


Wait til you get to the transmission section...
 
2021-07-18 9:34:55 PM  
Who was asking for a prequel to My Mother The Car?
 
2021-07-18 9:35:16 PM  
Three on the tree and four on the floor of you know what I mean
 
2021-07-18 9:35:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: Who was asking for a prequel to My Mother The Car?


Man... imal that's a good reference to bad tv.
 
2021-07-18 9:36:06 PM  
Well, a few years back, Cameron Diaz had a pretty graphic scene dry humping a car in The Counselor.
Only interesting part of that snoozefest of a movie.
 
2021-07-18 9:37:55 PM  

puffy999: Mojongo: So, the CARma Sutra Auto Erotica repair manual has been made into a French film with the protagonist hitting 69RPM and blowing a rod. Is Jerry Lewis digitally enhanced into this epic?

Wait til you get to the transmission section...


The rear end needs high viscosity lube?
 
2021-07-18 9:39:31 PM  

stoli n coke: Well, a few years back, Cameron Diaz had a pretty graphic scene dry humping a car in The Counselor.
Only interesting part of that snoozefest of a movie.


Sucker fish. *shivers*
 
2021-07-18 9:47:08 PM  
Ah, so she gives birth to this dude.

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2021-07-18 9:47:50 PM  

Mojongo: puffy999: Mojongo: So, the CARma Sutra Auto Erotica repair manual has been made into a French film with the protagonist hitting 69RPM and blowing a rod. Is Jerry Lewis digitally enhanced into this epic?

Wait til you get to the transmission section...

The rear end needs high viscosity lube?



Well, it does cut down on chafing.
 
2021-07-18 9:53:07 PM  

Ishkur: Ah, so she gives birth to this dude.

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Oh God I forgot about that.

Rick and Morty Morty Turns Into Car
Youtube 1njNyY9syO4
 
2021-07-18 9:53:12 PM  
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2021-07-18 9:56:24 PM  
I'll wait for the Michael Bay remake.
 
2021-07-18 9:56:57 PM  
"Ma Mère, La Voiture"

un film de Allen Burns

avec Jerry Van Dyke

et Ann Sothern
 
2021-07-18 9:57:41 PM  

Ishkur: Ah, so she gives birth to this dude.

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Wait so is that girl riding inside his butt, or...?
 
2021-07-18 10:09:14 PM  

puffy999: Ishkur: Ah, so she gives birth to this dude.

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Wait so is that girl riding inside his butt, or...?


Her name is Peg.
 
2021-07-18 10:10:18 PM  

Mad_Radhu: puffy999: Ishkur: Ah, so she gives birth to this dude.

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Wait so is that girl riding inside his butt, or...?

Her name is Peg.


That just raises further questions!
Youtube oOCydGRcv1A
 
2021-07-18 10:12:06 PM  
She should have just given the car a handy.

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/cars aren't great at paying child support, better play it safe
 
2021-07-18 10:12:37 PM  
Transporners: Autoerotic Impregnation
 
2021-07-18 10:13:33 PM  
 
2021-07-18 10:14:42 PM  

Weird Hal: Transporners: Autoerotic Impregnation


Heheh
 
2021-07-18 10:16:43 PM  

Weird Hal: Transporners: Autoerotic Impregnation


Username checks out!
 
2021-07-18 10:18:48 PM  
How d'you think they make those Smart cars?
 
2021-07-18 10:19:48 PM  
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2021-07-18 10:19:54 PM  
It's why K.I.T.T. had a male driver
 
2021-07-18 10:26:37 PM  

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She wants the Bumble D
 
2021-07-18 10:32:02 PM  

Weird Hal: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 739x415]

She wants the Bumble D


Is it a slant-6?
 
2021-07-18 10:33:15 PM  
From the review he included I think the movie is about something different.

Like "A.I." but from the sex-bot perspective or "Bicentennial Man," but she's not a slave.
 
2021-07-18 10:37:46 PM  

puffy999: Weird Hal: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 739x415]

She wants the Bumble D

Is it a slant-6?


Well, hentai artists have your curiosity sated. If you feel the need to see that, click here.
 
2021-07-18 10:41:01 PM  
Rubber 2: Full Contact coming in a theatre near you.
 
2021-07-18 11:12:52 PM  
Approves:

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2021-07-18 11:15:08 PM  

Billy Liar: It's why K.I.T.T. had a male driver


Obviously you've never seen the documentary "Junior".
 
2021-07-18 11:22:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: Who was asking for a prequel to My Mother The Car?


Yo.

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2021-07-18 11:39:11 PM  
Huh, kind of figured it woulda been the other way around (NSFW)
 
2021-07-18 11:41:19 PM  

johnny_vegas: Huh, kind of figured it woulda been the other way around (NSFW)


That's not exactly a banana in the tailpipe..
 
2021-07-18 11:46:37 PM  
But they *STILL* won't give him a damn Hugo award?!
 
2021-07-19 12:02:03 AM  

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It's disappointing that it took so long for someone to make this reference.
 
2021-07-19 12:22:16 AM  
Being that it is French, I'm surprised the girl isn't also extremely underage.

fark you, France.
 
2021-07-19 1:29:55 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: NeoCortex42: Who was asking for a prequel to My Mother The Car?

Yo.

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You favorited yourself?
 
2021-07-19 1:30:15 AM  
What's up with her vag in that pic?
 
2021-07-19 2:10:17 AM  
...help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here!
 
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