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4479 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2021 at 5:14 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-18 1:37:23 PM  
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2021-07-18 2:07:55 PM  
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2021-07-18 2:12:47 PM  
I feel bad for whoever got me as their Sims character. Just reroll already, it doesn't get much better.
 
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2021-07-18 3:41:18 PM  
i just don't understand what they think will happen. like they expect to climb up and the crew will just shrug and carry on going.
 
2021-07-18 3:48:20 PM  
FTA:  "Today's Note to Self: Life is not a video game. Jumping a fence at Centennial airport in an effort to steal a jet and fly to Hawaii will not go well. The suspect in this picture was arrested this week and is facing several attempted theft and trespassing charges."

In a video game, you have to pay for the DLC  to steal a jet for you to go to the new lands.
 
2021-07-18 4:17:14 PM  
No, if this was GTA he would have ramped his stolen sports car off a conveniently placed pile of garbage into the airport before driving up to the unoccupied, unlocked, unguarded and fully fueled GulfStream that he can inexplicably get from cold to fully running in 5 seconds.
 
2021-07-18 4:26:04 PM  
Life is not a video game

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Yes, it is.
 
2021-07-18 5:16:41 PM  
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I've eaten ice cream
 
2021-07-18 5:18:14 PM  
I never got that DLC
 
2021-07-18 5:19:06 PM  
... really? Theft? Okay.
 
2021-07-18 5:19:30 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Life is not a video game

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Yes, it is.


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I've eaten ice cream


Y'all both farken weird.

Stop it! I love it!
 
2021-07-18 5:19:47 PM  
If it weren't for insidious video games, this law-abiding citizen would never have considered jumping a fence, running out onto the runway, and boarding an airplane.
 
2021-07-18 5:23:11 PM  
Liberals fall all over their selves blaming the jet.
 
2021-07-18 5:26:28 PM  
That's right.

I have it on good authority that life is a highway.
 
2021-07-18 5:30:32 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Liberals fall all over their selves blaming the jet.


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2021-07-18 5:31:02 PM  
His mugshot suggests that Sterlin (sic) and mind expanding substances may not be complete strangers....
 
2021-07-18 5:31:55 PM  
I'm kind of surprised he attempted to board the plane like a passenger instead of climbing into the landing gear.
/'Sterlin Love' is his Ricky Schroder inspired porn name
 
2021-07-18 5:32:51 PM  
Dammit, you're not Trevor!
 
2021-07-18 5:37:41 PM  

I'm an excellent driver: His mugshot suggests that Sterlin (sic) and mind expanding substances may not be complete strangers....


I definitely want to see a follow-up report in the media as to what the hell this guy was on.
 
2021-07-18 5:38:28 PM  
Sterlin Love, too bad he didn't go after a bi-plane so we could make Stearman jokes...
 
2021-07-18 5:56:04 PM  
"Life is not a video game"
Tell that to Mario and Luigi and Ms.Pacman.
 
2021-07-18 5:56:24 PM  
What was that DOOM reskin?
 
2021-07-18 5:59:48 PM  
No it's a board game.

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2021-07-18 6:01:21 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Liberals fall all over their selves blaming the jet.


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2021-07-18 6:08:22 PM  
Sim earth disagrees.
 
2021-07-18 6:09:55 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Life is not a video game

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Yes, it is.


Jesus, I hadn't thought of that game in years.
Needless to say I was really good at it.
;-)
 
2021-07-18 6:11:25 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Liberals fall all over their selves blaming the jet.


Are you one of those jet-humpers who thinks white people should be allowed to fly jets in the city with no license or restrictions?
 
2021-07-18 6:12:02 PM  
Life is life.

Opus - Life Is Life (Live)
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2021-07-18 6:13:19 PM  
Wii Fit was the first step in a progression that eventually led to completion of a full marathon for me. Don't let anyone tell you how to do it, just do it.
 
2021-07-18 6:18:01 PM  
If Life is not a game, then whoever designed this box needs a refresher course of how normal people use milk with their cereal:

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2021-07-18 6:23:12 PM  
"Life is not a video game"

The multiplayer sucks, the updates make no sense, and everything is farking DLC.

/nerf covid thx
 
2021-07-18 6:23:29 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but his neck tats look like a series of bad decisions made to cover up previous bad decisions which I'd bet is much like the rest of his life.
 
2021-07-18 6:27:56 PM  
I bet the end guy would hard though.
 
2021-07-18 6:37:15 PM  
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2021-07-18 6:41:40 PM  
I'm impressed he made it as far as he did.  In the video game, without cheats, I've successfully stolenl a Private Jet once, forget about the fighters or anything on the military base, I can't even steal a fighter with the cheats on.

So, hey dude, not bad you made it to at least 4 stars if they brought out the helicopter.
 
2021-07-18 6:47:24 PM  

Glitchwerks: That's right.

I have it on good authority that life is a highway.


No, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.
 
2021-07-18 6:59:44 PM  

Bootleg: No, if this was GTA he would have ramped his stolen sports car off a conveniently placed pile of garbage into the airport before driving up to the unoccupied, unlocked, unguarded and fully fueled GulfStream that he can inexplicably get from cold to fully running in 5 seconds.


I thought that was the A-Team.
 
2021-07-18 7:00:47 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Liberals fall all over their selves blaming the jet.


Is it because this image is labelled like a Ben Garrison cartoon that you felt a Pavlovian need to go on that rather askew tangent?

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2021-07-18 7:01:08 PM  

foo monkey: If it weren't for insidious video games, this law-abiding citizen would never have considered jumping a fence, running out onto the runway, and boarding an airplane.


...funny, in all the games I've played the fence was an impenetrable forcefield impervious to even nuclear blasts.  And you couldn't get over or around it even if it was short enough for you to step over.
 
2021-07-18 7:02:52 PM  
Was he eaten by a grue?
 
2021-07-18 7:04:52 PM  

ryant123: No it's a board game.

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It's a shiatty board game.

"I know what the kids will like! Let's make a game where they get to consider buying insurance!"
 
2021-07-18 7:05:55 PM  
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2021-07-18 7:09:00 PM  
Obviously it isn't, I'd have chosen a better avatar for a start.
 
2021-07-18 7:16:14 PM  
Why is Denver PD1 in Douglas County?

/(Denver is in Denver County)
 
2021-07-18 7:30:15 PM  

ryant123: No it's a board game.

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Robot Chicken - The Game of Life
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2021-07-18 7:53:34 PM  

Zik-Zak: "Life is not a video game"

The multiplayer sucks, the updates make no sense, and everything is farking DLC.

/nerf covid thx


The co-op play is pretty good, though, at least with some mini-games.
 
2021-07-18 8:02:09 PM  
The post above would like to differ
 
2021-07-18 8:04:23 PM  
If you want a more "current" version of the Game Of Life, try this.  It's pretty funny and only slightly less offensive than Cards Against Humanity.
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2021-07-18 8:17:45 PM  
If life's not a video game, then why do I spend so much time playing with my joystick?
 
2021-07-18 8:25:10 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: If life's not a video game, then why do I spend so much time playing with my joystick?


You didn't read the instructions.
 
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