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(Brand Eating)   Chuck E. Cheese unveils new frozen pizza line for parents who want to enjoy the Chuck E. Cheese experience at home with their kids and their kids' friends   (brandeating.com) divider line
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482 clicks; posted to Food » on 18 Jul 2021 at 4:35 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-18 2:09:43 PM  
Does it come with a snot gun so you can liberally coat every surface?
 
2021-07-18 2:30:15 PM  
And it's gluten free.  Just seasoned ketchup and cheese on cardboard
 
2021-07-18 2:35:26 PM  

EvilEgg: Does it come with a snot gun so you can liberally coat every surface?


And how am I supposed to fully enjoy it without the cacophony from hell ringing in my ears?
 
2021-07-18 3:04:45 PM  
Look for the box with the rat on the label.

Also, never forget that rat has an awful backstory.
 
2021-07-18 3:23:13 PM  
So a product for idiots? Or people without tastebuds? Or both?
 
2021-07-18 4:34:46 PM  
But who will I smash over the head with a gumball machine for disrespecting my turn to play air hockey? How is my son supposed to know I'm a BIG MAN?
 
2021-07-18 4:38:47 PM  
They're made from recycled leftovers from restaurants.
 
2021-07-18 4:42:36 PM  
Screw that, eating Chuck E. Cheese pizza at home means the subsequent gunfight will be out in your driveway.
 
2021-07-18 4:43:41 PM  
I know a young lady who worked at Chuck E Cheese's when we were in college. She predicted back then that society would collapse within two generations.
 
2021-07-18 4:44:17 PM  
I will shoot squirrels and put them on toast with ketchup before I eat that crap.
 
2021-07-18 5:02:53 PM  
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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2021-07-18 5:04:57 PM  
No one goes to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza.
 
2021-07-18 5:44:37 PM  
For a more realistic Chuck E. Cheese experience invite strangers and start a fight...
 
2021-07-18 5:47:22 PM  
I can't even imagine the depths that one's life must have sunk to that one has to resort to writing for a site called brandeating.com.

/It's like eating, but with "brands".
 
2021-07-18 5:59:34 PM  
It comes with a flask that is full of whisky?
 
2021-07-18 6:00:28 PM  
You're all wrong.

As a person who has a young nephew, they have improved the quality of their food.

Would I go there as a first choice? Heck no. Are they garbage? Yes, but not on the level y'all make it out to be.

I'd call them a C-.
 
2021-07-18 6:50:14 PM  

casual disregard: You're all wrong.

As a person who has a young nephew, they have improved the quality of their food.

Would I go there as a first choice? Heck no. Are they garbage? Yes, but not on the level y'all make it out to be.

I'd call them a C-.


I wonder if this has anything to do with Nolan Bushnell's (the founder) bankruptcy (and presumed loss of control of CEC).  If so, I has a sad.

/Atari fanboy (I only fanboy companies long out of business.  Corporations are cruel to current fans)
//Bushnell founded Atari first
///can't blame him for selling Atari.  As big as they were, apparently lines of credit were hard to source (or had outrageous interest.  It was the early 70s after all) and he had issues making payroll.
 
2021-07-18 7:08:33 PM  
In the early 80s I loved the room that would capture your silhouette on the wall after a timed flash. All I know from fark links is that it's the thunderdome now.
 
2021-07-18 7:36:44 PM  
Will it make your neighbor come over and get all stabby?
 
2021-07-18 7:45:59 PM  

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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Winnar!

Our local range master was surprised when I touched an Easter Bunny with a 12 gauge shotgun slug out of a short barrel, bead front sight shotgun at 50 yards. And by "touched", I mean blew the stuffing out of it.

"Did you just nail that first shot?"
"Yep, just look down the barrel."
"That's awesome, but who is going to clean it up?"
"I'm pretty sure I paid you to do this, so..."
*shrug*
 
2021-07-18 7:52:33 PM  

hlehmann: I can't even imagine the depths that one's life must have sunk to that one has to resort to writing for a site called brandeating.com.

/It's like eating, but with "brands".


I'm sure it is better than not eating.
 
2021-07-18 7:59:10 PM  
I am pretty sure that this "food" is against the Geneva Convention
 
2021-07-18 8:17:18 PM  
casual disregard:

D- I mean it's edible.
 
2021-07-18 8:43:17 PM  
It's your kid's friends' parents you go to look out for. Unless chick fights in the parking lot are your thing
 
2021-07-18 8:49:41 PM  
Totino's bows to the new bottom rung.
 
2021-07-18 9:26:33 PM  
Fine. Take your kids to Chuck E Cheese. Let them run about. Every so often, take them to a nice restaurant with white tablecloths. Let them know the proper etiquette of putting the napkin on their lap and which silverware to use for which course. It's sometimes more valuable than a college education.
 
2021-07-18 9:39:34 PM  

BadCosmonaut: I am pretty sure that this "food" is against the Geneva Convention


these are the same parents that buy Lunchables
 
2021-07-18 10:38:46 PM  

BadCosmonaut: I am pretty sure that this "food" is against the Geneva Convention


Judging by the confederate flags in Charles Entertainment Cheese's old locations, I'm sure the Geneva Convention would be on him about his pro slavery stance.
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2021-07-18 11:10:07 PM  

blastoh: And it's gluten free.  Just seasoned ketchup and cheese on cardboard


And still better than Pizza Ranch
 
2021-07-18 11:11:51 PM  

Ragin' Asian: No one goes to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza.


Its because the feamles have kids so one knows they are dtf, right. Right ?
 
2021-07-18 11:22:54 PM  

alienated: Ragin' Asian: No one goes to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza.

Its because the feamles have kids so one knows they are dtf, right. Right ?


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2021-07-19 12:26:30 AM  
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That mouse looks creepy.
 
2021-07-19 12:33:21 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: alienated: Ragin' Asian: No one goes to Chuck E Cheese for the pizza.

Its because the feamles have kids so one knows they are dtf, right. Right ?

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It says a lot about you when you go right for the kid seeking, instead of the milf seeking. Get some help. I still clicked funny .
 
2021-07-19 12:53:01 AM  

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That mouse looks creepy.


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He's obviously getting a bj. The pizza is just barely covering the back of the givers head.
 
2021-07-19 1:07:45 AM  

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That mouse looks creepy.

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He's obviously getting a bj. The pizza is just barely covering the back of the givers head.


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2021-07-19 1:32:45 AM  
SEVEN BUCKS!? Hell no.

/ pass.
 
2021-07-19 2:27:56 AM  

Percise1: Winnar!

Our local range master was surprised when I touched an Easter Bunny with a 12 gauge shotgun slug out of a short barrel, bead front sight shotgun at 50 yards. And by "touched", I mean blew the stuffing out of it.

"Did you just nail that first shot?"
"Yep, just look down the barrel."
"That's awesome, but who is going to clean it up?"
"I'm pretty sure I paid you to do this, so..."
*shrug*


dude, I seriously need to be on your side when the Boiga Wars begin.

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2021-07-19 2:33:27 AM  
BUT THE RAT NEVER CAME OUT!

look, I am going to try and burn this thread down so hard tomorrow morning when hungover, but for now

Simpsons - You're the birthday boy or girl
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2021-07-19 3:17:45 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: But who will I smash over the head with a gumball machine for disrespecting my turn to play air hockey? How is my son supposed to know I'm a BIG MAN?


you have to do that at home.
 
2021-07-19 5:24:39 AM  
Brilliant.  Buy the pizza, pay for the tickets in the price, and the kids will whine until you actually go to Chuck E. Cheese for real..
 
2021-07-19 8:56:40 AM  
The cooking instructions are:
Preheat oven to 425
Remove from box and outer wrapping
Bake until you can't stand listening to those little shiats scream "where's the pizza?!?!" anymore
Get yourself a nice bottle of wine for dinner.
 
2021-07-19 9:57:42 AM  

Kris_Romm: So a product for idiots? Or people without tastebuds? Or both?


It's for kids.  So both.

Seriously, think back to the things you demanded your parents buy because there was a cartoon character on the box.  I know I'm guilty of these:

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2021-07-19 10:17:55 AM  

August11: I know a young lady who worked at Chuck E Cheese's when we were in college. She predicted back then that society would collapse within two generations.


My buddy worked at Chuck E. Cheese for about a week in high school. The managers were so harsh that he removed his uniform and walked out in in underwear.
 
2021-07-19 10:27:06 AM  

HeartBurnKid: Kris_Romm: So a product for idiots? Or people without tastebuds? Or both?

It's for kids.  So both.

Seriously, think back to the things you demanded your parents buy because there was a cartoon character on the box.  I know I'm guilty of these:

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Oh man, I farking destroyed some Kid Cuisine frozen dinners back in the day. I knew they were sub-par even as an eight year old but I did not care, I still loved them.
 
2021-07-19 10:44:44 AM  
Fark that mouse. He ruined Showbiz and will never be forgiven!

Showbiz Pizza commercial from the mid-80s
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2021-07-19 10:51:50 AM  
I mean, you already have the video games at home, why not the pizza too? Just punch someone for the full experience.
 
2021-07-19 11:00:50 AM  
Unpopular Opinion:  Chuck E. Cheeses pizza is underated.  It's right on par with all the rest of the chains, and arguably better than some of them.
 
2021-07-19 11:14:02 AM  
The taste of blood when your tooth gets knocked out?
 
2021-07-19 11:16:22 AM  
ImOscar:Oh man, I farking destroyed some Kid Cuisine frozen dinners back in the day. I knew they were sub-par even as an eight year old but I did not care, I still loved them.

Ditto.  The only redeeming quality of those things was the brownie and that was still a weird thing that I wouldn't really call a brownie.  My friend used to get them every Saturday and we'd eat them while playing Game Gear in the back of his parents' furniture store.
 
2021-07-19 11:18:15 AM  

hlehmann: I can't even imagine the depths that one's life must have sunk to that one has to resort to writing for a site called brandeating.com.

/It's like eating, but with "brands".


It's likely a small, personal-owned blog that's making it's the owner a shiatlload more money than commenting on Fark threads does.
 
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