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(Some Guy)   DiGiorno is asking people to create a new marketing slogan; Let's see what you Farkers have got   (mashed.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Pizza delivery, Marketing, Pizza, Pizza Hut, Frozen pizza brands, Comedy, pizza brands, landscape of pizza delivery chains  
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371 clicks; posted to Food » on 18 Jul 2021 at 11:50 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-18 7:25:39 AM  
DiGiorno:  when you can't afford a real pizza.
 
2021-07-18 7:30:32 AM  
Delivery is better than DiGiorno.
 
2021-07-18 7:32:18 AM  
Giorno DiGiornface.
 
2021-07-18 7:37:21 AM  
DiGiorno, make your mama say, "What's wrong with you, why you eating that shiat?"
 
2021-07-18 7:44:40 AM  
"At least it's not Little Caesar"
 
2021-07-18 7:46:24 AM  
DiGiorno. More crust than your mom.
 
2021-07-18 7:47:40 AM  
Owned by Nestle, the vilest food company on earth.  "Made with slave labor, maybe?"
 
2021-07-18 8:04:34 AM  
I like bread
I like crust
I like pizza that tastes like dust
 
2021-07-18 8:08:45 AM  
In the time it takes to make DiGiorno you could have made one that's better.  And less expensive.
 
2021-07-18 8:08:47 AM  
Don't stick your horno in a DiGiorno?
 
2021-07-18 8:20:42 AM  
"It's not diarrhea, it's DiGiorno... But it's close!"
 
2021-07-18 8:36:30 AM  

HugeMistake: "At least it's not Little Caesar"


"...or Papa John, thank God."
 
2021-07-18 8:56:46 AM  
It's not pizza, it's DiGiorno.
 
2021-07-18 9:35:23 AM  
More like DieGiorno amirite?
 
2021-07-18 9:35:38 AM  
DiGiorno. Contains less than the legal maximum allowance of rat faeces and insect parts.
 
2021-07-18 9:38:07 AM  
DiGiorno: Make Pizza Mediocre Again!
 
2021-07-18 9:44:27 AM  
DiGiorno: Pretty good for what it is.
 
2021-07-18 9:52:18 AM  
It's not Portland, it's DiGiorno!
 
2021-07-18 10:16:05 AM  
Because you're lazy, it's DiGiorno.
 
2021-07-18 10:58:06 AM  
Almost, but not entire quite, unlike pizza
 
2021-07-18 11:11:07 AM  
DiGiorno: The box IS the pizza!
 
2021-07-18 11:31:22 AM  

markie_farkie: DiGiorno: The box IS the pizza!


WHAT'S IN THE BOX???!?!!!!!!??!!!
 
2021-07-18 11:50:29 AM  
DiGiorno: Approaching Almost Edible!
 
2021-07-18 11:52:33 AM  
DiGiorno: mom's doing as best she can.
 
2021-07-18 11:56:33 AM  
Digorno:. For people who hate pizza.
 
2021-07-18 11:56:37 AM  
Just DiGiorno it.
 
2021-07-18 11:58:17 AM  
DiGiorno: De what now?
 
2021-07-18 11:58:36 AM  
It's not delivery - obviously.
 
2021-07-18 12:00:17 PM  
"Usually better than starvation"
 
2021-07-18 12:00:42 PM  

Gubbo: Almost, but not entire quite, unlike pizza


Almost Pizza - SNL
Youtube KLHRjaUBb3o
 
2021-07-18 12:08:41 PM  
DiGiorno's: The answer to if you should eat this is in the name.
 
2021-07-18 12:08:57 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Don't stick your horno in a DiGiorno?


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2021-07-18 12:09:50 PM  
DiGiorno: you can keep it down.
 
2021-07-18 12:13:04 PM  
DiGiorno: We look like pizza!
 
2021-07-18 12:13:35 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: It's not delivery - obviously.


Unless you had your groceries delivered.
 
2021-07-18 12:14:11 PM  
Digiorno. Now with dippin' ranch.
 
2021-07-18 12:18:40 PM  
Digiorno: it may not be pizza but we won't jerk you around.
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2021-07-18 12:27:47 PM  
"Which one is on sale this week?  DiGiorno? Ok, grab one.  Whatever."
 
2021-07-18 12:30:57 PM  
"It's not pizza. Well I guess it is, technically."
 
2021-07-18 12:36:45 PM  
"We've given our old slogan a Tombstone."
 
2021-07-18 12:40:52 PM  
DiGiorno: Prep with Pizza instead of Plenvu!
 
2021-07-18 12:47:11 PM  
Crap digior(sp)...no
 
2021-07-18 12:48:17 PM  
DiGiorno

You are too drunk to go out and too cheap to order delevery

or

You got 3 kids and Delevery is gonna cost 50 bucks.
 
2021-07-18 12:51:28 PM  
Digiorno: because you're too high to deal with the delivery guy. (DON'T FORGET THE OVEN IS ON)
 
2021-07-18 12:52:07 PM  
Pizza Du Jour? No.
 
2021-07-18 12:53:58 PM  
Digiorno.  Still the best option in New York City.
 
2021-07-18 1:04:39 PM  
Di'Giorno:
Il diavolo all'interno del forno.
 
2021-07-18 1:05:32 PM  
"DiGiorno, for when you're too depressed to cook but too poor to order out,"

Whaa? A DiGorno costs roughly the same as a small pizza. Sure, the large costs a bit more, but it's also larger than a DiGorno.
 
2021-07-18 1:14:26 PM  
" You thought it was Pizza but it was me Digiorno! "
 
2021-07-18 1:23:43 PM  
"Like a Hot Pocket, but more flat."
 
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