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(Twitter)   Senator Green Eggs and Ham accuses Texas Democrats of engaging in a political stunt   (twitter.com) divider line
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2613 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Jul 2021 at 10:30 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-17 6:47:40 PM  
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2021-07-17 7:13:33 PM  
Rather than hiding out in Cancun?
 
2021-07-17 7:40:20 PM  
Every accusation by a republican....
 
2021-07-17 8:09:30 PM  
Ken Cuccinelli.

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2021-07-17 8:49:15 PM  
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2021-07-17 8:52:05 PM  
"You're carrying a torch and it might catch things on fire," complained the arsonist.
 
2021-07-17 8:57:38 PM  
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2021-07-17 9:16:43 PM  
How dare you sully one of the works of Dr. Seuss!
 
2021-07-17 10:22:55 PM  
All Republicans are a cunning stunt
 
2021-07-17 10:31:48 PM  

wearsmanyhats: Rather than hiding out in Cancun?


he ate cancun.
 
2021-07-17 10:32:53 PM  
They are representatives.

Their job is to represent the interests of their constituents.

At present they believe they best represent those interests through their current course of action.
 
2021-07-17 10:33:54 PM  

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One of my kids does the same thing and I'm not nearly as creepy as Ted Cruz.
 
2021-07-17 10:34:03 PM  
Ummmmmm

You helped a Coup

Sit

Down
 
2021-07-17 10:34:45 PM  
Eat sh*t, Tedster.

And go back for thirds.
 
2021-07-17 10:37:13 PM  
It's no worse than when you filibuster anything that would help the American people, Rafi.  These are the rules in Texas; they're making the most of them.
 
2021-07-17 10:38:44 PM  
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2021-07-17 10:39:26 PM  
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2021-07-17 10:40:54 PM  
I could say something about Ted Cruz but it would ruin your appetite.
 
2021-07-17 10:42:46 PM  
Cry moar about how they're stopping you from suppressing democracy
 
2021-07-17 10:43:50 PM  
Isn't Cruz calling himself "tough as Texas" pretty much calling Texas a pussy?
 
2021-07-17 10:43:56 PM  
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2021-07-17 10:45:33 PM  
this you
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2021-07-17 10:47:10 PM  
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2021-07-17 10:50:22 PM  

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Quick and dirty on a phone
Texas did chill to the bone
 
2021-07-17 10:50:41 PM  
Our whole last president was a non-stop political stunt.
Try again hypocrite Republicans. Maybe do your jobs instead of going on TV to whine about everything. Gross.

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2021-07-17 10:51:27 PM  
I don't care. Democrats are doing what they can to draw attention to voting rights.

If it's a stunt, so be it. No reason that republicans should be the only ones allowed to make the news
 
2021-07-17 10:53:16 PM  
Therion:  [Missing-Have you seen this man. Ted Cruz]

My favorite part is Facial Hair: Weird. He is truly the werewolf of Cancun...his facial hair was just wrong. Ayoo haa
 
2021-07-17 10:54:50 PM  
This Farking guy. What a slimy, sniveling Eunuch. If given enough power, I think Ted Cruz could find a place in the Top Five Biggest Assholes Ever List.
 
2021-07-17 11:00:52 PM  
Hold on a second, who is this Cuccinelli bozo and why does he think sending out mail-in ballots and getting a portion of them returned because they were undeliverable threaten my voting rights?

*looks him up* Oh, he's a former Trump appointee that couldn't even get appointed properly. That's a great decision to get this guy's expertise on not crapping up the government with FRAUD.
 
2021-07-17 11:05:35 PM  

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It's like he and Creepy Joe are kindred spirits. Creepy Cruz?
 
2021-07-17 11:06:13 PM  

wearsmanyhats: Rather than hiding out in Cancun?


That was his daughter's fault, er, he went there because his daughter wanted to go SO MUCH.
 
2021-07-17 11:09:27 PM  
fark you, you soft gooey piece of shiat. You abandoned your people when they were literally freezing to death. Now, you are super concerned about limiting voter access. You deserve to be beaten until you are dead, you farking asshole.
 
2021-07-17 11:10:18 PM  

nicholas m schumacher: Hold on a second, who is this Cuccinelli bozo and why does he think sending out mail-in ballots and getting a portion of them returned because they were undeliverable threaten my voting rights?

*looks him up* Oh, he's a former Trump appointee that couldn't even get appointed properly. That's a great decision to get this guy's expertise on not crapping up the government with FRAUD.


It is all because those evil demondrats mail in ballots from dead people- it is the only way they can win. Those crafty bastards. I have honestly thrown my hands in the air and yelled at an empty room "what the fark now ? " . It solves nothing, but  I get the anger out  .
 
2021-07-17 11:11:13 PM  
Maybe they fled Texas to get away from Ted's ugly wife. She's so ugly that One Direction saw her and they went the opposite way.
 
2021-07-17 11:14:44 PM  

JudgeSmails: wearsmanyhats: Rather than hiding out in Cancun?

he ate cancun.


I do believe he split it with Chris Christie

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2021-07-17 11:14:46 PM  

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and where's his daughter?
 
2021-07-17 11:16:18 PM  

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He's eating a booger under that mask.
 
2021-07-17 11:16:56 PM  

JRoo: Our whole last president was a non-stop political stunt.
Try again hypocrite Republicans. Maybe do your jobs instead of going on TV to whine about everything. Gross.

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I want to go back to the reality where I'd forgotten about those trucks.

/seriously, there "made-for-TV" presidency was horrible as such
//it's gonna take me the rest of my life to process the last year
 
2021-07-17 11:17:59 PM  
I LIED.
if I was such a rugged person as I claimed to be I would be halfway down the hill , already, skateboarding for freedom . Bad joints . I will still beat any but a recent grad of a couple of schools - out of the desert , over the hills, to the ocean . It pays 13 dollars to beat me.
Serious inquires only.
 
2021-07-17 11:19:38 PM  
Back in the Old Days, perhaps a jackwad farkhole like Ted Cruz, who abandoned his state in the midst of a generational crisis would have the decency to keep his twat mouth shut for, I dunno, a year or a decade, but here we are.  Ain't life grand?
 
2021-07-17 11:26:50 PM  

pointblank79: Isn't Cruz calling himself "tough as Texas" pretty much calling Texas a pussy?


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2021-07-17 11:35:49 PM  

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Everyone: raise your hand if you focused on the boobs before you read the text.
 
2021-07-17 11:46:28 PM  
Is there no one with the access to kick this clown's ass?
 
2021-07-17 11:48:06 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image 576x332]

Everyone: raise your hand if you focused on the boobs before you read the text.


Oddly, I thought you were referring to the post from Saturn Badger. Answer was still yes.
 
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2021-07-18 12:21:53 AM  
First they all will be arrested whenever they run out of money and land back in Texas. Second they will most likely be voted out of office keeping Texas safely red. Good job!
 
2021-07-18 12:24:40 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image 576x332]

Everyone: raise your hand if you focused on the boobs before you read the text.



Hilariously, I thought you meant the post immediately before yours.

/raises hand
 
2021-07-18 1:22:30 AM  
He says as he tries to cling to some sort of relevancy....
I think even Texans have begun to ignore him.
 
2021-07-18 1:44:10 AM  
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2021-07-18 1:53:32 AM  
Cruz and Cooch 2025!
 
2021-07-18 2:04:35 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I could say something about Ted Cruz but it would ruin your appetite.


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/my appetite was already ruined
 
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