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968 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 17 Jul 2021 at 9:17 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-17 6:22:44 PM  
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2021-07-17 6:25:43 PM  
I would like to see a pic of those baby goats in pajamas in a tree. The pajama colors would really make the pic *POP*!
 
2021-07-17 6:57:19 PM  
Either those bebe goats are very small or that cat is HUGE!
 
2021-07-17 7:52:35 PM  
They are very small. I've been looking for one. I have a pen behind my garage that would fit two.
Not many goat rescues though.
 
2021-07-17 8:46:32 PM  
Mmmmmm....goat.

Running gag in family.
 
2021-07-17 9:48:40 PM  

cretinbob: They are very small. I've been looking for one. I have a pen behind my garage that would fit two.
Not many goat rescues though.


Maybe you could start a goat-grass cutting service for small yards? Most everywhere has some animal sanctuary with goats in it!
 
2021-07-18 12:02:56 AM  
This is not a csb for the daaw tab, so feel free to skip it.
Fair warning..

A couple I know, got four pygmy goats. Three nanny's and a billy. They thought their kids would enjoy the experience of raising mini goats. And for awhile they did.
But after a year or so, the billy was fully mature, and a complete asshole. The kids named him Butthead, obviously. (I think the nanny's were named after Disney princesses or some such)
Their three dogs were terrified of it, at any moment he would come prancing over and BAM right in the guts!
Same for visitors, I'd be standing there having a beer and a bullsh*t, next thing WHAM right in the side of my f*cking knee! I told my friend he was gonna end up shooting the little cocksucker, but his wife would always say "He's just an animal doing what was natural to him, and we should just pay more attention when he's nearby." Fine by us, we started drinking in his shop..

Two months later he sends me a pic of his side by side, with the front seats chewed to sh*t. Captioned with "He's f*cking dead!"The little billy even tried chewing the harnesses. Again his wife came to its defense, evidently the side by side should've been parked inside the shop...
The very next day, my friend gets home from work and here's the billy standing on the hood of his wife's new car, chewing on the windshield wipers. So he takes a photo, sends it to his gal who's still at work. No caption, just the picture.
She texts back, "Not in front of the kids!"

I'm gonna skip this part...

So the last part of the story is; he gave the remains to his near neighbor, the guy cleaned it up and had a roast for dinner. Didn't bother telling his wife where it came from until she asked after eating it. Apparently she had a few thoughts about killing and eating pets.
Its been almost six years now, and my friends children still think Butthead jumped the fence and ran away...

There is no moral to this story.
But if there were a lesson, it'd be stick with nanny goats for pets.
The billy's piss on themselves... :-)
 
2021-07-18 12:09:28 PM  
You wouldn't kid a kid, would you, kid?
 
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