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2021-07-17 1:11:18 PM  
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2021-07-17 5:19:06 PM  
Crime is increasing from June 2020, when half the country was locked down and people were getting checks mailed to them?

:O
 
2021-07-17 6:22:43 PM  

koder: Crime is increasing from June 2020, when half the country was locked down and people were getting checks mailed to them?

:O


People getting stir crazy.

I wonder how much of that crime was domestic violence?
 
2021-07-17 6:25:37 PM  

koder: Crime is increasing from June 2020, when half the country was locked down and people were getting checks mailed to them?

:O


2020 should be the year that didn't happen when it comes to data and trends.
 
2021-07-17 6:26:06 PM  
Alan MacLeod also tweets, "OMG another huge issue with this chart is that the data used is about PERCEPTION of violent crime - not actual crime statistics."
 
2021-07-17 6:28:24 PM  
Did he get to the part where all violent crime is caused by democrat mayors?  Because that's really the clincher.
 
2021-07-17 6:31:30 PM  

Dodo David: Alan MacLeod also tweets, "OMG another huge issue with this chart is that the data used is about PERCEPTION of violent crime - not actual crime statistics."


Congrats to koder on being part of a statistic on that chart.
 
2021-07-17 6:32:58 PM  
Well, that's frustrating.

I'm going to get a bottle of soap and blow pretty bubbles out of my window in anger in the general direction of Chris Cuomo.
 
2021-07-17 6:34:09 PM  
The axis isn't inverted.
 
2021-07-17 6:34:11 PM  
Has Hunter Biden got that job with Antifa yet? Long as we're on the subject.
 
2021-07-17 6:34:45 PM  
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2021-07-17 6:34:59 PM  
So the other Cuomo gets CNN I guess.

That could be fun.
 
2021-07-17 6:35:29 PM  

toraque: [Fark user image 457x333]


Looks like total entropy to me.

Same thing, I suppose.
 
2021-07-17 6:37:12 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

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While, not totally inverted. October is moved to the far right but the other moths are inverted.
 
2021-07-17 6:38:50 PM  
I want Hunter Biden's lap top. It contains all the mysteries and secrets of the Universe.

I want a complete list of Trump's sins and crimes, although maybe that's too much to expect from a lap top. But perhaps he has open access to a super-computer and the databases of the Dark Web.
 
2021-07-17 6:41:42 PM  
He needs to try harder if he wants to be on Fox.


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And this one, just because WTF were they thinking making it:

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2021-07-17 6:43:15 PM  
"A crime against journalism"-well, that pretty much sums up CNN (and Fox, and MSNBC).
 
2021-07-17 6:44:43 PM  
Don't let interns do your graphics.
 
2021-07-17 6:53:41 PM  
CNN screws up.

Fark's response "FAUX NOOOOZ BAAAD.
 
2021-07-17 6:53:59 PM  
He and his brother should both calmy walk into the woods, take a sharp knife,

....and do some wood carvings to think about what complete douchebags they are. Oh. They could also walk onto a busy interstate.
 
2021-07-17 6:54:27 PM  
So MacLeod didn't listen to the conversation and therefore misunderstood the graphic. Why has this gone viral? Isn't this evidence that MacLeod is a moron?
 
2021-07-17 6:58:31 PM  
Chris Cuomo is an idiot and he's always been an idiot. Same with Don Lemon and Rachael Maddow. We all just had to pretend like they were amazing journalists with tons of integrity during the Trump years because questioning them meant you were a Russian or some other nonsense. One of the myriad benefits of the Biden administration is that it's finally OK to question these multimillionaires who make tens of thousands of dollars per day to advertise for the oil, war, and prison industries.
 
2021-07-17 6:58:35 PM  

LamOtter: "A crime against journalism"-well, that pretty much sums up CNN (and Fox, and MSNBC).


A couple years ago I was at a bar  having lunch and they had CNN on one TV and Fox on the other.  Can't remember what live event was being covered (maybe Kavanaugh hearings?) but based on the chyrons both channels spun things so completely different you'd swear they were covering two different events.

I simply cannot watch CNN, Fox or MSNBC.  Hell, even The Weather Channel is full of panic generating morans these days.
 
2021-07-17 7:04:03 PM  

big pig peaches: CNN screws up.

Fark's response "FAUX NOOOOZ BAAAD.


I used to play baseball. My buddy Nolan used to drop every single ball that came his way. One time the shortstop, Eugene, dropped a super easy grounder. You know who they compared him to?
 
2021-07-17 7:10:50 PM  

LamOtter: "A crime against journalism"-well, that pretty much sums up CNN (and Fox, and MSNBC).


And huffpost, and..and...
 
2021-07-17 7:14:27 PM  

Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.


The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.
 
2021-07-17 7:17:00 PM  

Likwit: big pig peaches: CNN screws up.

Fark's response "FAUX NOOOOZ BAAAD.

I used to play baseball. My buddy Nolan used to drop every single ball that came his way. One time the shortstop, Eugene, dropped a super easy grounder. You know who they compared him to?


Hitler?
 
2021-07-17 7:18:58 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Likwit: big pig peaches: CNN screws up.

Fark's response "FAUX NOOOOZ BAAAD.

I used to play baseball. My buddy Nolan used to drop every single ball that came his way. One time the shortstop, Eugene, dropped a super easy grounder. You know who they compared him to?

Hitler?


Exactly.
 
2021-07-17 7:25:14 PM  

Dodo David: Alan MacLeod also tweets, "OMG another huge issue with this chart is that the data used is about PERCEPTION of violent crime - not actual crime statistics."


Oh, FFS
 
2021-07-17 7:26:07 PM  
CNN has been driving hard right, they practically decided the NYC mayoral race and now use it as a cudgel to say America does want woke politics, they want crime fighters and middle of the road politics.
 
2021-07-17 7:26:49 PM  
brantgoose:

While, not totally inverted. October is moved to the far right but the other moths are inverted.

Q&D and to scale.

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2021-07-17 7:26:53 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.


No. No, it doesn't.
 
2021-07-17 7:36:03 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.


Reversed =/= inverted
 
2021-07-17 7:41:52 PM  
Once Me Too, Cancel Culture and Wokes came after Big Brother Andy, this was predictable
 
2021-07-17 7:42:46 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: LamOtter: "A crime against journalism"-well, that pretty much sums up CNN (and Fox, and MSNBC).

A couple years ago I was at a bar  having lunch and they had CNN on one TV and Fox on the other.  Can't remember what live event was being covered (maybe Kavanaugh hearings?) but based on the chyrons both channels spun things so completely different you'd swear they were covering two different events.

I simply cannot watch CNN, Fox or MSNBC.  Hell, even The Weather Channel is full of panic generating morans these days.


Fox is coming out with their own weather channel!
 
2021-07-17 7:50:34 PM  
Fredo read the chart wrong. Lulz.
 
2021-07-17 7:52:58 PM  
Made up journalism you say? Straight from CNN people. Fire away and hate me, that's part of searching for the truth now.

Project veritas CNN exposed news propaganda
Youtube NPENmhQJ-bU
 
2021-07-17 7:58:57 PM  

Likwit: big pig peaches: CNN screws up.

Fark's response "FAUX NOOOOZ BAAAD.

I used to play baseball. My buddy Nolan used to drop every single ball that came his way. One time the shortstop, Eugene, dropped a super easy grounder. You know who they compared him to?


That goat he farked on a bridge?
 
2021-07-17 8:01:41 PM  
Inverted x axis, compressed y axis, and it's a graph of perception of how bad crime is rather than reality. It's a cornucopia of bad.
 
2021-07-17 8:05:49 PM  

GreenSun: Made up journalism you say? Straight from CNN people. Fire away and hate me, that's part of searching for the truth now.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NPENmhQJ​-bU]


Project Veritas has literally nothing to do with the truth.
 
2021-07-17 8:35:28 PM  

Likwit: Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.

No. No, it doesn't.


Oh, yeah, well, perception of crime.
 
2021-07-17 8:48:16 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Likwit: Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.

No. No, it doesn't.

Oh, yeah, well, perception of crime.


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2021-07-17 8:48:49 PM  
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The Before and After says everything that needs to be said.
 
2021-07-17 9:25:21 PM  

Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.


The time axis is backwards.
 
2021-07-17 10:22:08 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Likwit: Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.

No. No, it doesn't.

Oh, yeah, well, perception of crime.


Perception of time.
 
2021-07-17 10:36:56 PM  

GreenSun: Made up journalism you say? Straight from CNN people. Fire away and hate me, that's part of searching for the truth now.

[YouTube video: Project veritas CNN exposed news propaganda]


Project Veritas is not an acceptable source.
 
2021-07-17 10:43:25 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.

Reversed =/= inverted


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictio​nary/invert

1.a. to reverse in position, order, or relationship
 
2021-07-17 10:55:58 PM  

Bertuccio: Leader O'Cola: Natalie Portmanteau: Leader O'Cola: The axis isn't inverted.

The graphic is backward. But it still shows a rise crime either way.

Reversed =/= inverted

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictio​nary/invert

1.a. to reverse in position, order, or relationship


In math, inverted means raised to the power of negative 1.

Notice the attribute here is reverse, not invert.

https://www.mathworks.com/help/matlab​/​ref/matlab.graphics.axis.axes-properti​es.html
 
2021-07-17 11:49:46 PM  

brantgoose: toraque: [Fark user image 457x333]

Looks like total entropy to me.

Same thing, I suppose.


"Entropy -the natural deterioration of (the) creative energies."
- one of the soundbites from the father of the singer Poe from the late 90s she used in her album
 
2021-07-17 11:54:32 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: LamOtter: "A crime against journalism"-well, that pretty much sums up CNN (and Fox, and MSNBC).

A couple years ago I was at a bar  having lunch and they had CNN on one TV and Fox on the other.  Can't remember what live event was being covered (maybe Kavanaugh hearings?) but based on the chyrons both channels spun things so completely different you'd swear they were covering two different events.

I simply cannot watch CNN, Fox or MSNBC.  Hell, even The Weather Channel is full of panic generating morans these days.


Yeeeeup. To keep up with so many people having literally everything on the internet just a smartphone and a couple movements of their digits away, television news stations have been distilled to "whatever draws attention fastest", in direct opposition to providing journalistic information to the masses.
 
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