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(CNN)   Does this mean you're going to leave the country, Mike? If so, can we chip in on your one-way ticket to Loserville, population you?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-07-17 7:32:36 AM  
Maybe it's time you just head home to live in Mother's shadow for a change?
 
2021-07-17 7:41:28 AM  
Lol... no one thinks he can run in 2024 or ever. Knock that shiat off CNN.
 
2021-07-17 8:01:49 AM  
Couldn't tell if subby meant Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, or Mike Lindell was leaving America.

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2021-07-17 8:08:36 AM  
Bearing false witness
 
2021-07-17 8:29:32 AM  
Awww, look who thinks he still has a political future. It's no coincidence that Pence rhymes with dense.
 
2021-07-17 8:29:51 AM  

gopher321: Couldn't tell if subby meant Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, or Mike Lindell was leaving America.

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Ha. The first thing I thought was that Pillow Guy had had some kind of psychological breakdown and was spouting off stuff about "the country" that was even crazier than what his usual crazy had come to be. I mean, I know he's already turned it up way past eleven, but I think he can push it a lot further, and I'd kinda like to see him try. Operative word being "kinda."
 
2021-07-17 8:34:58 AM  
Trust me Mike, we had enough of you & Trump.
 
2021-07-17 8:37:40 AM  
The tough guy who can't even bring himself to say an unkind word about the guy who was just fine with the idea of the mob dragging Pence out and summarily executing him on national television? Oh no, what will we do without such principled leadership to guide our nation?
 
2021-07-17 8:57:22 AM  
"I came here today to say, after 177 days of open borders, higher taxes, runaway spending, defunding the police, abortion on demand, censoring free speech, canceling our most cherished liberties

Look, a republican just making shiat up and expecting everyone to just eat it up. It's like a unicorn! Without the horn.
 
2021-07-17 8:59:05 AM  
I need a new cable provider, I don't get "abortion on demand".
 
2021-07-17 9:01:40 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Lol... no one thinks he can run in 2024 or ever. Knock that shiat off CNN.


Mike Pence thinks he can
 
2021-07-17 9:12:33 AM  
Is this where we get to say, "America! Love it or leave it"?
 
2021-07-17 9:36:27 AM  
Quit trying, Mike. You were a useful idiot, a token meant to provide the religious zealots and fanatics enough cover so they could vote for Trump. You're usefulness ended 4 1/2 years ago. Give up. Nobody likes you. Your embarrassing yourself. Go home.
 
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2021-07-17 9:41:56 AM  
I am just so sick and tired of these farking liars.
 
2021-07-17 9:43:20 AM  

Notabunny: Quit trying, Mike. You were a useful idiot, a token meant to provide the religious zealots and fanatics enough cover so they could vote for Trump. You're usefulness ended 4 1/2 years ago. Give up. Nobody likes you. Your embarrassing yourself. Go home.


That's the most hilarious part - Pence was supposed to give the religious nutjobs cover to vote for Trump, and the nutjobs ended up replacing Jesus WITH Trump.
 
2021-07-17 9:44:26 AM  
He should go to the one place that most MAGA people don't know exist. Libraries.
 
2021-07-17 9:46:23 AM  
Former Vice President Mike Pence crisscrossed Iowa on Friday, assailing President Joe Biden's administration for unleashing "a tidal wave of left-wing policies that threaten to wipe out all the progress that we made"?

Progress?... Funny way to spell grifting.
 
2021-07-17 9:46:37 AM  

Mugato: "I came here today to say, after 177 days of open borders, higher taxes, runaway spending, defunding the police, abortion on demand, censoring free speech, canceling our most cherished liberties

Look, a republican just making shiat up and expecting everyone to just eat it up. It's like a unicorn! Without the horn.


It mainly sounds like his speechwriter wanted to knock off early. Just listed off the buzzwords and got to the bar by 3.
 
2021-07-17 9:47:27 AM  
No subby; he's giving his folksy "I tried to give this Biden fellow a fair shake, but it is clear to me now that he is failing and I must sacrifice my retirement to run for president in 2024 to unseat him."

Nobody is here for that shiat. Even if Trump wasn't telling his supporters that Pence is as bad as Biden because he didn't just refuse to certify the election, at the end of the day the "I am sure this is a good faith criticism" crowd have nothing on the "we need you to explicitly say Biden harvests adrenochrome from babies before murdering them" sect.
 
2021-07-17 9:48:10 AM  
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2021-07-17 9:49:02 AM  
Hey! Remember when Biden criss crossed Iowa in 2017 decrying all the changes Trump was doing and destroying Obama's legacy?
 
2021-07-17 9:49:04 AM  
in speeches that could preview his potential 2024 message.

This guy thinks he has a shot in 2024?
 
2021-07-17 9:49:16 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The tough guy who can't even bring himself to say an unkind word about the guy who was just fine with the idea of the mob dragging Pence out and summarily executing him on national television? Oh no, what will we do without such principled leadership to guide our nation?


His wife and daughter were sitting in the gallery when an angry mob, incited by Trump, pushed past police barricades by attacking officers.

He still refuses to stand up to those responsible. Because apparently, his traditional, manly, conservative values do not include giving a fark about harm to his family or protecting the womyn folk.
 
2021-07-17 9:50:08 AM  

Mugato: "I came here today to say, after 177 days of open borders, higher taxes, runaway spending, defunding the police, abortion on demand, censoring free speech, canceling our most cherished liberties

Look, a republican just making shiat up and expecting everyone to just eat it up. It's like a unicorn! Without the horn.


All that American carnage sounds just awful.  When did Mitch McConnell get on board with that?
 
2021-07-17 9:50:30 AM  
Ya know, Mike, you're running from the noose.  You might not want to stretch out that pasty white neck too far.
 
2021-07-17 9:50:30 AM  
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"Hey, guys. I heard y'all we're talking about VPs that aren't taken as a seriously as a  candidate. Wasssupppeeeeee?"
 
2021-07-17 9:51:32 AM  
Man I wish Biden had done some of that stuff.
 
2021-07-17 9:53:55 AM  
Had enough of what?

An actual infrastructure plan?
Competent, scandal free government
A press Secretary who doesn't have to lie daily to the American people?
Checks to families who are in desperate need?
Not trying to have a Coup?
Not telling the biggest election lie in the history of the world?


Does he think the Biden Admin moved the MLB game? Canceled the Gaetz Conference? Told Dr Seuss to stop publishing those racist books?
 
2021-07-17 9:54:39 AM  
Who?
 
2021-07-17 9:54:58 AM  
Pence still has Stockholm syndrome for the people who tried to kill him.
 
2021-07-17 9:55:48 AM  
Remember Pence was so unpopular in Indiana that he was well on the way to being defeated. His forcing women to pay to bury miscarried fetal remains was too much even for Indiana. He had the popularity of Ted Cruz without the loud douchemouth of Ted Cruz. But he has a genuine mean spirit kick downwards feel of Ted Cruz.

Screw this guy.
 
2021-07-17 9:56:45 AM  

Fart_Machine: Pence still has Stockholm syndrome for the people who tried to kill him.


he's a limp wristed wet macaroni spine who will do anything to remain in power.
 
2021-07-17 9:58:57 AM  
Pence was flown on a private jet to NYC to accept the nomination for Republican veep in 2016.   One thing that NYC never lacked was quality places to chow down.   On the day the Pence family flew into NYC where did they have lunch?   A Michelin rated restaurant in Manhattan.  They ate lunch at a national chain restaurant in a swamp in Jersey.
 
2021-07-17 9:59:25 AM  

texanjeff: Had enough of what?

An actual infrastructure plan?
Competent, scandal free government
A press Secretary who doesn't have to lie daily to the American people?
Checks to families who are in desperate need?
Not trying to have a Coup?
Not telling the biggest election lie in the history of the world?


Does he think the Biden Admin moved the MLB game? Canceled the Gaetz Conference? Told Dr Seuss to stop publishing those racist books?


a blameless private life of a kind man
Compassion for his fellow human, doing everything he can to try to save them
Passioned speeches during a crisis such as the surfside condo collapse instead of tossing paper towel rolls at people.

If this is what Mike Pence is "sick of" then he's a real dirtbag.
 
2021-07-17 9:59:26 AM  
Hang Mike Pence

/anybody remember the fly incident?
 
2021-07-17 9:59:30 AM  
How very christian of pence to hate anyone good and support an amoral, evil rapist.
 
2021-07-17 9:59:44 AM  

IamTomJoad: "Hey, guys. I heard y'all we're talking about VPs that aren't taken as a seriously as a candidate. Wasssupppeeeeee?"


Remember how scandalous it was when Quayle misspelled "potatoe"? Seems so quaint now.
 
2021-07-17 10:01:32 AM  
forever

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2021-07-17 10:05:34 AM  
Aw, that's cute, he thinks he's relevant.

No one's going to vote for you, Mike. You disobeyed the godking's orders and the cult tried to hang you, they won't forget that. You took too long to break away from him for anyone else to ever want to work with you., they won't forget that. It's over.
 
2021-07-17 10:06:11 AM  
Republican voters believe some weird shiat.
 
2021-07-17 10:06:18 AM  
Way to have had enough of a man who hasn't even attempted to have you murdered.

But a man who sent his followers to lunch you? Bestest of Christians!

Pence really seems to be an Old Testament kind of guy
 
2021-07-17 10:06:44 AM  
"a tidal wave of left-wing policies that threaten to wipe out all the progress that we made"

Another case of its only ok when the GOP does it. What did these farkheads do with Obama's policies the second they came into office?
 
2021-07-17 10:07:56 AM  

Number 216: Way to have had enough of a man who hasn't even attempted to have you murdered.

But a man who sent his followers to lynch you? Bestest of Christians!

Pence really seems to be an Old Testament kind of guy


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2021-07-17 10:08:03 AM  

Cache: Former Vice President Mike Pence crisscrossed Iowa on Friday, assailing President Joe Biden's administration for unleashing "a tidal wave of left-wing policies that threaten to wipe out all the progress that we made"?

Progress?... Funny way to spell grifting.


Pence was unintentionally correct. Biden HAS been wiping out the progress The Former Guy made. The progress of the United States towards a fascist dictatorship. It's been slow going, and lots more work needs to be done, but it's moving in the right direction.
 
2021-07-17 10:08:35 AM  
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2021-07-17 10:09:03 AM  
I used to think Mikie Boy was just a tool.  A cardboard cut-out of a Christian Republican -- flat as a board with about as much personality as cardboard -- carried around and propped up by Mother, but he really is evil all by himself.  Die in searing flame, Mikie boy.
 
2021-07-17 10:15:17 AM  
Jesus-wheezing Mikey Milquetoast isn't even popular with Republicans, much less a majority of Americans. What a waste of time and energy this is.
 
2021-07-17 10:18:13 AM  
He'll go anywhere with access to clean air, clean water, and free streaming Fall Guy episodes, heavy on the scenes of Lee Majors in his outdoor bathtub.

/Mother's Boy is the only red blooded American man who considered Heather Thomas a distraction.
 
2021-07-17 10:19:58 AM  

TwilightZone: I used to think Mikie Boy was just a tool.  A cardboard cut-out of a Christian Republican -- flat as a board with about as much personality as cardboard -- carried around and propped up by Mother, but he really is evil all by himself.  Die in searing flame, Mikie boy.


He used to be a talk radio guy. He was Rush Limbaugh on quaaludes. Dude's a piece of shiat.
 
2021-07-17 10:22:01 AM  
Right wing trash has enough of living in civilization where people actually try and save American live from the right wing plague.

Get farked. Right wingers are trash and nothing they say is good for humanity or America and they should get on with their delta variant dying.
 
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