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(CNN)   Secret Service Jan. 6 documents: Corrupt, running around in circles with Three Stooges music playing the background, or both?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-07-16 11:14:57 PM  
Willful blindness and deliberately, treasonously, selling out the country.
 
2021-07-17 12:27:29 AM  
They didn't exactly encircle, protect and evacuate the president, did they?
They knew there was no threat to him.
 
2021-07-17 1:24:07 AM  
Secret Service leadership under Trump was racist as a normal police department. 'Do you see any crowds of non-white protestors? Then everything is going to be fi... oh shiat.'
 
2021-07-17 1:24:27 AM  
That's some serious farking bullshiat since anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew something violent and insurrectiony was going to happen.
 
2021-07-17 1:24:31 AM  

west.la.lawyer: They didn't exactly encircle, protect and evacuate the president, did they?
They knew there was no threat to him.


They knew he was behind it because they were in on it.  I bet every one of them them still has a job.
 
2021-07-17 1:25:09 AM  
Benny Hill theme.
 
2021-07-17 1:25:25 AM  
-Yakety Sax- Music
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2021-07-17 1:25:41 AM  
Ffs we've now downgraded from insurrection to riot to civil disobedience? This was not some peaceful protest that failed to disperse.
 
2021-07-17 1:26:35 AM  
Guys, guys. White conservatives don't riot. They are PRO-police and order. Just gas them Anitfas.
 
2021-07-17 1:34:59 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Willful blindness and deliberately, treasonously, selling out the country.


Wither incompetence or treasonous denial, failure is failure. Demote them to pooper scooper duty following Biden's dogs. Promote some who have better situational awareness.
 
2021-07-17 1:36:55 AM  
 
2021-07-17 1:42:58 AM  
The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks. Most every book written about the agency over the last 15 years has portrayed it as greatly flawed.
 
2021-07-17 1:43:04 AM  
Well if I was president. Nothing to see, I got friends.  Where's the hamburgers.
 
2021-07-17 1:43:07 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: west.la.lawyer: They didn't exactly encircle, protect and evacuate the president, did they?
They knew there was no threat to him.

They knew he was behind it because they were in on it.  I bet every one of them them still has a job.


Let's see.  So far in on this January 6th conspiracy is the POTUS, several if not all Republicans congressman, a whole bunch of randos who showed up to "protest", and now the secret service.


Eventually one of these people is going to spill the beans they were all in it together.

We can't even keep a birthday party a secret with the 6 people working in my office.
 
2021-07-17 1:43:28 AM  
The agents not loyal to Donnie were diagnosed with "Covid", and moved to other duties.
 
2021-07-17 1:52:00 AM  
I bet I got that.  Secret Service listens to whom they protect. I want lifetime hamberders.
 
2021-07-17 1:57:13 AM  

KodosZardoz: invictus2: [YouTube video: -Yakety Sax- Music]

That, but also with some Nazi overtones:
https://metalinjection.net/video/slaye​rs-angel-of-death-mashed-up-with-the-b​enny-hill-show-theme-is-gold


Clerks Animated - Jay vs Dante Hicks
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2021-07-17 2:09:14 AM  
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2021-07-17 2:10:46 AM  
Secret Service intel briefings ahead of January 6 concluded there was no indication of civil disobedience

Civil disobedience
is when our unarmed neighbors in sun dresses and cargo shorts rest their tired buns on the pavement to make a point only to be pepper-sprayed and bludgeoned prior to their arrest, detainment, and prosecution.

Armed insurrection is when thousands of our preposterously over-armed and expensively-armored neighbors in weirdly-inappropriate camouflage faux-military-uniform halloween costumes publicly and for even the densest-possible Secret-Service-flunky-trading-memes-on​-a-lunch-break morons obviously conspire to overthrow the Government of the United States.
 
2021-07-17 2:11:23 AM  

Corn_Fed: The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks.


Do you want to use people of worth as meat shields?
 
2021-07-17 2:16:46 AM  

Therion: That's some serious farking bullshiat since anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew something violent and insurrectiony was going to happen.


I will admit that going into it I was pretty sure it was just going to be a handful of morons standing around looking at each other after it entirely failed to materialize.

But I don't get farking intelligence briefings from the FBI.
 
2021-07-17 2:18:15 AM  
So was Pence refusing to get into the car with the SS because he was afraid they were gonna whack him?
 
2021-07-17 2:20:04 AM  

JayCab: Therion: That's some serious farking bullshiat since anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew something violent and insurrectiony was going to happen.

I will admit that going into it I was pretty sure it was just going to be a handful of morons standing around looking at each other after it entirely failed to materialize.

But I don't get farking intelligence briefings from the FBI.


Clearly you didn't consider the political benefits of pretending it was a lot worse
 
2021-07-17 2:20:41 AM  

Jiggatron69: So was Pence refusing to get into the car with the SS because he was afraid they were gonna whack him?


As much as Pence sucks like the core of a neutron star, that's a terrifying thought.
 
2021-07-17 2:21:39 AM  
The secret service has gone downhill ever since Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood retired.
 
2021-07-17 2:25:41 AM  
Find a bush, Audrey
 
2021-07-17 2:27:40 AM  

west.la.lawyer: They didn't exactly encircle, protect and evacuate the president, did they?
They knew there was no threat to him.


Yep. He goes bible photo opting and hides in the bunker from a crowd of dozens! He incites a crowd of thousands to take over the govt and parties like a big dog in his lawn tent watching it on TV.
 
2021-07-17 2:29:45 AM  

Jiggatron69: So was Pence refusing to get into the car with the SS because he was afraid they were gonna whack him?


That, or otherwise remove him from the location and delaying/preventing the vote certification.

Neither is a pleasant thought, and it's unfathomable that Pence had these suspicious and yet continues to suck trump's ass.
 
2021-07-17 2:35:05 AM  

Imperious Rex!: Jiggatron69: So was Pence refusing to get into the car with the SS because he was afraid they were gonna whack him?

That, or otherwise remove him from the location and delaying/preventing the vote certification.

Neither is a pleasant thought, and it's unfathomable that Pence had these suspicious and yet continues to suck trump's ass.


They are all sucking his ass because the internal calculation probably comes up with trump running in '24 so they know what hes capable of.  Flying Spaghetti Monster help us if trump is running in '24 because the amount of crazy will dialed up to a level that will make everything we've experienced in the last 4 years feel like a disney dream vacation.
 
2021-07-17 2:37:38 AM  

culebra: Benny Hill theme.


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2021-07-17 2:37:51 AM  

invictus2: KodosZardoz: invictus2: [YouTube video: -Yakety Sax- Music]

That, but also with some Nazi overtones:
https://metalinjection.net/video/slaye​rs-angel-of-death-mashed-up-with-the-b​enny-hill-show-theme-is-gold

[YouTube video: Clerks Animated - Jay vs Dante Hicks]


Well, at least one other Farker had the same VHS tape that I did.
 
2021-07-17 2:49:55 AM  

Therion: That's some serious farking bullshiat since anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew something violent and insurrectiony was going to happen.


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2021-07-17 2:59:04 AM  

west.la.lawyer: They didn't exactly encircle, protect and evacuate the president, did they?
They knew there was no threat to him.


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Precisely.
 
2021-07-17 3:01:07 AM  

Corn_Fed: The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks. Most every book written about the agency over the last 15 years has portrayed it as greatly flawed.


Which is Dan Bongino?

A low-life or a racist hick?

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2021-07-17 3:03:09 AM  

refudiate: Corn_Fed: The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks. Most every book written about the agency over the last 15 years has portrayed it as greatly flawed.

Which is Dan Bongino?

A low-life or a racist hick?

Por-que-no-los-dos.jpeg


He just says hes Italian.....
 
2021-07-17 3:03:12 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Willful blindness and deliberately, treasonously, selling out the country.


There was a reason they were moved from Treasury to Homeland Security.
 
2021-07-17 3:06:59 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Corn_Fed: The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks.

Do you want to use people of worth as meat shields?


So sad, very sad.

Can you image being a meat sheild for d'rump. He'd slap a bun on ya' !
 
2021-07-17 3:08:17 AM  
Our internal protection agencies have a long and storied history of being completely unable to correctly assess the danger posed by white anti-government groups. That includes ol' J. Edgar being so obsessed with Commies he couldn't manage to see the threat posed by the Mafia; but includes the inability of the early precursors of the FBI to determine who was more dangerous at the time, the labor unions or the Communists during the Haymarket affair.

The point being that even giving them the most generous benefit of the doubt, they are 110% worthless at protecting us against internal threats, even when the option is between white leftists and white right-wing groups, they will be wrong every single time.
 
2021-07-17 3:16:46 AM  

Therion: That's some serious farking bullshiat since anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew something violent and insurrectiony was going to happen.


They had time to order tee shirts
 
2021-07-17 3:16:55 AM  

clearperspective: ArcadianRefugee: Corn_Fed: The Secret Service is a joke. Filled with low-lifes and racist hicks.

Do you want to use people of worth as meat shields?

So sad, very sad.

Can you image being a meat sheild for d'rump. He'd slap a bun on ya' !


A meat shield for ten pounds of assholes in a five pound bag.
 
2021-07-17 3:19:14 AM  

wademh: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Willful blindness and deliberately, treasonously, selling out the country.

Wither incompetence or treasonous denial, failure is failure. Demote them to pooper scooper duty following Biden's dogs. Promote some who have better situational awareness.


No. One is failure, the other is an act of treason and may carry the death penalty as dictated in the constitution.  they helped someone levy war on the capitol.
 
2021-07-17 3:22:02 AM  
that reminds me I have to put in some time on my Ashli Babbitt limerick
 
2021-07-17 3:43:19 AM  
Even I knew, but then I suppose I had the advantage of doing minutes of extensive research on fark dot com.
 
2021-07-17 4:25:04 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: that reminds me I have to put in some time on my Ashli Babbitt limerick


A foolish young airman named Babbit
Went hunting that wascally wabbit
But Pence wasn't there
And while flipping her hair
She ...

Yeah okay this is harder than I thought
 
2021-07-17 4:36:49 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Be polite walk on the right: that reminds me I have to put in some time on my Ashli Babbitt limerick

A foolish young airman named Babbit
Went hunting that wascally wabbit
But Pence wasn't there
And while flipping her hair
She ...

Yeah okay this is harder than I thought


showed her cooch and let everyone grab it.
 
2021-07-17 4:39:34 AM  

chucknasty: My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Be polite walk on the right: that reminds me I have to put in some time on my Ashli Babbitt limerick

A foolish young airman named Babbit
Went hunting that wascally wabbit
But Pence wasn't there
And while flipping her hair
She ...

Yeah okay this is harder than I thought

showed her cooch and let everyone grab it.


The Capitol Cop have her the Bud Dwyer treatment...
 
2021-07-17 5:05:34 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Guys, guys. White conservatives don't riot. They are PRO-police and order. Just gas them Anitfas.


They're especially peaceful when they beat a DC cop to death with a flagpole.
 
2021-07-17 5:10:34 AM  
Ashli Babbitt did think it quite best
To travel for civil unrest
Ugly trash bimbo,
Broke through a window
And took a lead slug to the chest
 
2021-07-17 5:13:44 AM  
Hard to foresee a threat when you're in agreement with the people responsible for the threat. I'm not saying the entirety of the Secret Service are MAGA brained, but there is a sizable population of federal officers/agents who have fried their brain cells on MAGA.
 
2021-07-17 5:23:20 AM  
Ashli Babbitt used Facebook and tech
To sign up for qanon's heck
She crawled through the space
With a can of bear mace
To get shot in her neck
 
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