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(WFAA Fort Worth)   A pox be upon ye, Dallas. A monkeypox, to be precise   (wfaa.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Epidemiology, Infection, DALLAS COUNTY, rare disease, Infectious disease, health officials, close contacts, Face masks  
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1953 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2021 at 9:48 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-16 7:27:11 PM  
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2021-07-16 8:28:26 PM  
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2021-07-16 9:56:17 PM  
The problem will be getting the monkeys to wear their masks.
 
2021-07-16 10:04:21 PM  
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2021-07-16 10:05:53 PM  
We're in the midst of a deadly, world-wide pandemic. What do you do?

"I'm travelling to Nigeria!"
 
2021-07-16 10:10:25 PM  
and so it begins.
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2021-07-16 10:13:07 PM  
Specifically monkeypox. To be precise, more monkeypox must be produced with a degree of accuracy, such that one monkeypox may be replaced by another in kind, and without fettling.
 
2021-07-16 10:14:20 PM  
Nigeria.  Probably picked it up at the palace.  Probably got it from the Prince.
 
2021-07-16 10:22:03 PM  
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2021-07-16 10:24:25 PM  
Are you immune if you had marmoset pox as a child or can this cause a flare up of monkey shingles?
 
2021-07-16 10:26:21 PM  
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2021-07-16 10:33:03 PM  
Farking Texas, man. Can we just extend the wall around them?
 
2021-07-16 10:42:26 PM  
Damn it.  I had giant radioactive spiders on my apocalypse bingo card.
 
2021-07-16 10:45:46 PM  
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2021-07-16 10:45:52 PM  
Totally fine; it's just competing with COVID and eventually the market will sort it out.
 
2021-07-16 10:47:01 PM  
Texas tag

We need one
 
2021-07-16 10:47:04 PM  
Don't worry, Texas Republicans will find a way to kill millions of people with it.
 
2021-07-16 10:57:13 PM  
Guys - please wear a condom on vacation.
 
2021-07-16 11:15:49 PM  
I'm not sure what it is with Dallas and African diseases. First Ebola and now this. I know people from Africa go elsewhere in the US.
 
2021-07-16 11:21:06 PM  

brilett: Guys - please wear a condom on vacation.


Also dont have sex with monkeys no matter how pretty they are
 
2021-07-16 11:33:58 PM  

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2021-07-16 11:48:13 PM  

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Well I don't want to be dead. I'll open the inside of this room.
 
2021-07-17 12:02:46 AM  
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2021-07-17 12:29:37 AM  
Why are Texan cowboys farking monkeys and getting the pox?
 
2021-07-17 12:52:01 AM  
I was wondering "prairie dog or giant Gambian pouched rat?" actually.  But no pet bans involved this time.
 
2021-07-17 6:52:32 AM  
You've got...the bite!
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2021-07-17 9:24:32 AM  

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2021-07-17 10:51:54 AM  
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2021-07-17 11:42:39 AM  
Not this shiat again.
 
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