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(Chicago Trib)   Chicago's lesbians are evolving. Oh, wait a minute, just the bars are evolving. Apparently no genetic changes to the lesbians themselves or evidence of any new superlesbians   (chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, LGBT, Transgender, lesbian bar scene, Homosexuality, cocktail bar Nobody's Darling, Sexual orientation, lesbian bar, queer spaces  
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2237 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jul 2021 at 3:20 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-16 2:33:46 PM  
Evolving Lesbian is my Katy Perry cover band name.
 
2021-07-16 2:36:30 PM  
Super Lesbian is my Joan Jett cover band name
 
2021-07-16 3:15:23 PM  
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Oooooo, superlesbians!
 
2021-07-16 3:19:56 PM  
What? LESBIAN is evolving!

Congratulations!  Your LESBIAN evolved into SUPERLES.
 
2021-07-16 3:21:29 PM  
Wait, I know!  This lesbian bar has no fire exit!  Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
 
2021-07-16 3:21:49 PM  
Hey, this isn't the Lebanese cuisine I ordered.

/on second thought, nevermind
 
2021-07-16 3:23:02 PM  
Clambake, the opposite of a sausage party.
 
2021-07-16 3:23:19 PM  
They're finally getting fire exits?
 
2021-07-16 3:24:09 PM  
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2021-07-16 3:24:18 PM  
Family Guy - Mega Lesbians
Youtube gWl8BpSz8jA
 
2021-07-16 3:24:28 PM  
MegaLesbian Family Guy
Youtube VA6qq01qG_U
 
2021-07-16 3:26:27 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]


Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]


disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]


Ohh!  A Trifecta!
 
2021-07-16 3:29:17 PM  
I dunno. That one in the pic evolved a beard. That's a superpower.
 
2021-07-16 3:29:45 PM  

Snort: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]

disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]

Ohh!  A Trifecta!


Man, I can't wait for the badge that comes out of this.
 
2021-07-16 3:29:46 PM  
Years of research, down the drain!
 
2021-07-16 3:29:47 PM  
came for fire exits, leaving satisfied
 
2021-07-16 3:30:06 PM  
Superlesbians is the name of my post-Load Metallica cover band.
 
2021-07-16 3:30:08 PM  
Can I evolve into a lesbian?
 
2021-07-16 3:30:17 PM  

Snort: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]

disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]

Ohh!  A Trifecta!


It's a three-way split!
 
2021-07-16 3:30:19 PM  
I'd say Jane Lynch, Kate McKinnon, or Jodi Foster would be superlesbians

/entertainment division
 
2021-07-16 3:31:15 PM  
I... I think I may have a new fetish now....
 
2021-07-16 3:31:47 PM  
maybe they could redecorate...
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2021-07-16 3:33:55 PM  
Superlesbians:

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2021-07-16 3:34:02 PM  
Good for them. Everyone should evolve at some point.
 
2021-07-16 3:34:36 PM  
I for one welcome our new superlesbian overlords!
 
2021-07-16 3:35:53 PM  
This is what the most-highly evolved lesbian looks like.
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2021-07-16 3:37:10 PM  
Can we hope for Lesbotron?
 
2021-07-16 3:37:13 PM  
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2021-07-16 3:39:02 PM  
Supra Lesbians is the name of my all-girl drifting team.

/no stick shifts
//slush box only
///slashies
 
2021-07-16 3:39:53 PM  

Dwedit: Wait, I know!  This lesbian bar has no fire exit!  Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!


Don't worry, they'll still get out lickity split.
 
2021-07-16 3:42:58 PM  

ArkPanda: What? LESBIAN is evolving!

Congratulations!  Your LESBIAN evolved into SUPERLES.


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2021-07-16 3:43:40 PM  

VOCSL5: Superlesbians:

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You mean cousins, right?

Localizations would not lie to me, would they?
 
2021-07-16 3:43:49 PM  

AdrienVeidt: Snort: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]

disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]

Ohh!  A Trifecta!

Man, I can't wait for the badge that comes out of this.


The rare triple tiny fist! I hear lesbians are really into that.
 
2021-07-16 3:46:17 PM  

puffy999: Evolving Lesbian is my Katy Perry cover band name.


Superlesbians is the name of my L7 cover band
 
2021-07-16 3:47:56 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: VOCSL5: Superlesbians:

[Fark user image image 425x665]

You mean cousins, right?

Localizations would not lie to me, would they?


Indeed they would neighbor! ;)

/love the pair in either versions of anime, but the original is what I like best.
 
2021-07-16 3:49:50 PM  

VOCSL5: Superlesbians:

[Fark user image image 425x665]


I love how prudish american censors decided to make them "cousins" and the result was readers of the english version just thought they were incestuous lesbians instead of regular space lesbians.
 
2021-07-16 3:51:41 PM  
Couldn't read the article, but i assume Nobody's Darling was featured? I was just there last night. Great atmosphere, great cocktails, chill & attractive crowd. Love having places like this in my neighborhood.

/obligatory Fark lesbian jokes go here
//U-Haul, Subaru, etc
///three for luck
 
2021-07-16 3:51:51 PM  
Lesbian Superior is the name of my 23rd favorite sex position.
 
2021-07-16 3:52:28 PM  
Things have changed a bit over the years in certain community. Guys would show up at as lesbian bar expecting the patrons were up for a threesome. A fight would break out and, when cops showed up, it was the regulars who'd be hauled off. Most (that might be optimistic) major metropolitan areas are a touch more egalitarian.
 
2021-07-16 3:53:50 PM  
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2021-07-16 3:54:11 PM  

the_colors: Couldn't read the article, but i assume Nobody's Darling was featured? I was just there last night. Great atmosphere, great cocktails, chill & attractive crowd. Love having places like this in my neighborhood.

/obligatory Fark lesbian jokes go here
//U-Haul, Subaru, etc
///three for luck


Two points for you!

The gist of the article was that LGBTQ bars were becoming less segregated, and that's just fine with me.
 
2021-07-16 3:55:30 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]


Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]


disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]


A lesbian 4x3.
 
2021-07-16 3:57:10 PM  
Lesbians is French for "the beans"
 
2021-07-16 4:01:08 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: This is what the most-highly evolved lesbian looks like.
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Exactly like the rest of them?
 
2021-07-16 4:01:17 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Lesbians is French for "the beans"


as in "flicke-vous les biens, s'il vous plait
 
2021-07-16 4:01:37 PM  
So these bars contain a CONSENSUS of lesbians.

Yes, consensus is the collective noun for lesbians.

It's also a GAGGLE of gays...

a BEVY of bisexuals...

an AERIE of transgenders...

a COVEY of Queers...

And do you know what collective noun is for LGBTQs?

A PRIDE!
 
2021-07-16 4:01:59 PM  
Lesbians evolve very slowly given their rate of reproduction.
 
2021-07-16 4:04:16 PM  

Snort: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [Fark user image 425x318]

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/gWl8BpSz​8jA]

disaster bastard: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VA6qq01q​G_U]

Ohh!  A Trifecta!


Is that a lesbian three-way?
 
2021-07-16 4:04:18 PM  
Article fails without mention of Lizard's Liquid Lounge
 
2021-07-16 4:05:29 PM  

the_colors: obligatory Fark lesbian jokes...three for luck


heh
 
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