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2021-07-16 4:37:51 PM  
There you go. I you were prior military and you are seeking help for PTSD, you should not be serving as a police officer.
 
2021-07-16 7:31:20 PM  
Misdemeanor?
 
2021-07-16 7:31:41 PM  
Oh look, worse pricks than 11 porcupines combined.
 
2021-07-16 7:33:19 PM  
If they beat animals to death, I'm sure there's no chance they've abused to their power and mistreated the general public, right? Because people who torture and kill animals always restrict their actions to animals.
 
2021-07-16 7:33:34 PM  
Murdering humans who aren't sufficiently deferential to your authority still OK though.
 
2021-07-16 7:34:54 PM  
Good one Subby. Hook, line, and sinker.
 
2021-07-16 7:37:19 PM  
Knew a cop who proudly took out his Golden Retriever when it stepped out of line.
He also proudly expressed a desire to shoot First Nations protestors.

That's pigs for you.
 
2021-07-16 7:38:04 PM  
Isn't torturing animals one of the warning signs of a serial killer?
 
2021-07-16 7:44:13 PM  
ohhh fark them and their I was in Afghanistan BS, all I do is work with Veterans trying to resolve various mental health issues and no where in the DSM does beating animals to death fall under the description of PTSD or anything else associated with mental health and serving in the military.

They are just a pair of a**holes plain and simple.
 
2021-07-16 7:44:43 PM  
If they have PTSD that bad from their time in Afghanistan they should be in Battle Creek going to the VA hospital here getting treatment for their mental health issues (the VA hospital here is the primary care facility in the VA system for mental health issues, and that part of the VA hospital here gets very high marks from veterans, as it seems the psychiatrists and psychologists at this VA hospital actually give more than a rat's ass about their patients. The less said about the general medicine part of the VA hospital here, the better. It isn't as bad as the Detroit VA hospital, but most every VA patient here with a physical problem tends to go to the VA hospital in Ann Arbor for treatment by choice).
 
2021-07-16 7:46:30 PM  
Ship em back to Afghanistan
 
2021-07-16 7:51:59 PM  
I'm A Wild Pig!
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2021-07-16 7:55:34 PM  
What kind of psychotic aholes are these guys? I remember years ago I was watching something about returning vets having problems getting jobs and adjusting. They were interviewing this one moron lady and she suggested that they should just make all vets cops. That has to be the worst freaking idea I ever heard. Takes more to be a cop than bullying people and waving a gun around, well you think it would.
 
2021-07-16 7:55:41 PM  
So kill porcupines : jail. Kill black people : no jail.

And youre trying to tell me that this aint Amerikkka. Sure bro
 
2021-07-16 7:57:25 PM  
"Rolerson has previously told investigators he has post-traumatic stress disorder from serving in the Marine Corps in Afghanistan. Cox also served in the Marine Corps in Afghanistan."

Yeah, f*ck you you f*cking piece of schitt. PTSD does not turn you into an animal abuser. I hope you and your partner die slow agonizing deaths that involves being slowly roasted alive.
 
2021-07-16 7:57:54 PM  
I would divorce a creep that did that.
 
2021-07-16 7:58:09 PM  
George Bush and Dick Cheney. The gift that keeps on giving.

/ why yes, I do blame the cop/psychopaths, but point still stands
 
2021-07-16 8:05:50 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Ship em back to Afghanistan


Afghanistan and the Taliban have standards.
 
2021-07-16 8:11:55 PM  
IF an animal is somehow a threat to people in an area, you shoot it. Sometimes it happens.

That said, a porcupine? Really? And they BEAT them to death?

Someone better check on their wives and kids, if they have any.
 
2021-07-16 8:13:55 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Ship em back to Afghanistan


I think a trip to Hawaii would be nice. I hear the lava vents are particularly beautiful this time of the year. But they would have to be careful. It would be a real "shame" if they accidentally "fell" in to one of the vents.
 
2021-07-16 8:18:45 PM  
I have PTSD; I've killed a few cockroaches and wolf spiders.  I didn't realize I could just start bludgeoning random animals.
 
2021-07-16 8:29:40 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: I have PTSD; I've killed a few cockroaches and wolf spiders.  I didn't realize I could just start bludgeoning random animals.


When I first moved into my current house, I saw a wolf spider about 2-3 a week.

It was not a fun time. I'm not generally afraid of spiders, but honestly, wolf spiders give me the heebie-jeebies. Although over the years I've learned how to catch and release them outside, not so much out of altruism, but because killing them makes an unpleasant mess.
 
2021-07-16 8:35:14 PM  

suze: I would divorce a creep that did that.


The only issue with that thought? That would require you to first be married to said creep. I feel like there would be plenty of red flags that would probably prevent that, in most sane people.
 
2021-07-16 8:45:33 PM  
Not an instruction manual:

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2021-07-16 8:53:15 PM  
Yeah, I still bring it up to my wife that she told me that her brothers used to shoot neighborhood cats with a pellet gun from their bedroom window, having a grand old time. Learned that sadistic shiat from their dad. They still chuckle about that type of stuff, even now. I only bring it up when we hear one of them going off on some redneck BS.
Remember who they are, honey. They're just dressed up dipshiats keeping up appearances when they're not around each other.
 
2021-07-16 8:54:08 PM  
Should have stuck to beating Black People. Punishment much less severe.
 
2021-07-16 9:02:52 PM  

suze: I would divorce a creep that did that.


The wife of the chief of police in Tacoma wanted a divorce; he shot her then himself
 
2021-07-16 9:11:49 PM  

Pinner: Yeah, I still bring it up to my wife that she told me that her brothers used to shoot neighborhood cats with a pellet gun from their bedroom window, having a grand old time. Learned that sadistic shiat from their dad. They still chuckle about that type of stuff, even now. I only bring it up when we hear one of them going off on some redneck BS.
Remember who they are, honey. They're just dressed up dipshiats keeping up appearances when they're not around each other.


Um, this?

This isn't a cop thing. It's a sadistic redneck thing; they just thought the badge would let them get away with it. There's plenty of other douchebags out there brutally killing small animals for fun and thinking nothing of it because hey, it's just a cat/gopher/gator/raccoon/whatever.

It's not normal.
 
2021-07-16 9:14:54 PM  

solokumba: There you go. I you were prior military and you are seeking help for PTSD, you should not be serving as a police officer.


This, they should be in quiet, low customer contact roles. Maybe Postal Workers.
 
2021-07-16 9:15:51 PM  

Unrepentant Fool: suze: I would divorce a creep that did that.

The only issue with that thought? That would require you to first be married to said creep. I feel like there would be plenty of red flags that would probably prevent that, in most sane people.


Counterpoint: One might not find out about their spouse's violent sadism until after they're married.
 
2021-07-16 9:17:19 PM  

Unrepentant Fool: suze: I would divorce a creep that did that.

The only issue with that thought? That would require you to first be married to said creep. I feel like there would be plenty of red flags that would probably prevent that, in most sane people.


People change over time.  Sometimes drastically. Hence the huge divorce rate, at least in the U.S.
 
2021-07-16 9:21:16 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Murdering humans who aren't sufficiently deferential to your authority still OK though.


Yes, just leave the porcupines alone.
 
2021-07-16 9:24:49 PM  
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2021-07-16 9:29:25 PM  
Cox will serve his jail time on the weekends, and Rolerson is expected to begin his sentence in January, according to court documents.

January? WTF. Must be nice to be a protected class.
 
2021-07-16 9:38:46 PM  
Lets hope their weekend prison cell is filled with angry relatives of the deceased, and these two are unarmed and naked.
 
2021-07-16 10:04:13 PM  

rw98: Lets hope their weekend prison cell is filled with angry relatives of the deceased, and these two are unarmed and naked.


Ah, the old prison porcupine family. No one knows why they're there, or what they eat, but they're angry, and spikey.
 
2021-07-16 10:08:53 PM  

lolmao500: So kill porcupines : jail. Kill black people : no jail.

And youre trying to tell me that this aint Amerikkka. Sure bro


Maybe if they sprinkled so crack on them, the officers would have gotten away with it.
 
2021-07-16 10:15:53 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Cox will serve his jail time on the weekends, and Rolerson is expected to begin his sentence in January, according to court documents.

January? WTF. Must be nice to be a protected class.


Hopefully he will get Covid during Christmas
 
2021-07-16 10:21:27 PM  

ClavellBCMI: If they have PTSD that bad from their time in Afghanistan they should be in Battle Creek going to the VA hospital here getting treatment for their mental health issues (the VA hospital here is the primary care facility in the VA system for mental health issues, and that part of the VA hospital here gets very high marks from veterans, as it seems the psychiatrists and psychologists at this VA hospital actually give more than a rat's ass about their patients. The less said about the general medicine part of the VA hospital here, the better. It isn't as bad as the Detroit VA hospital, but most every VA patient here with a physical problem tends to go to the VA hospital in Ann Arbor for treatment by choice).


Lawyer ploy that they're hiding behind. These are just 2 sick little dicked boys out exerting any modicum of authority they can over any creature weaker than them. Not saying that either of these guys are, but that's usually a sign that they beat their significant other as well. I'm not anti-cop/police/authority, but in my experience, there seems to be a huge percentage above average of these types to be in law enforcement. And also, a lot of serial killers see their selves, or assimilate themselves  as a type of law enforcement.
 
2021-07-16 10:37:35 PM  

whither_apophis: suze: I would divorce a creep that did that.

The wife of the chief of police in Tacoma wanted a divorce; he shot her then himself


Your post literally gave me goosebumps. I didn't think anyone on Fark knew about that.

That happened in the little town I grew up in. I wasn't around there or anything when it happened. Although it is notable that it happened in the middle of the farking day in an extremely active retail area.

But a couple months later, as a teenage moron, me and my moron buddies got pulled over around 3am extremely close to there. Vehicle is full of liquor but the driver hadn't been drinking. Cops pulled us all out and started to get a little rough. One pig is putting me in handcuffs because "your big and you have a knife on you" ($30 sporting good store folding pocket knife). Also, we're all as white as a PTA meeting.

So I go "Hey, don't you have a wife you need to shoot in the face?"

BAM! He grabbed the back of my head so hard he pulled a chunk of hair out and slammed my face into the hood of the cruiser.

I still have a scar over my eye to this day.
 
2021-07-17 2:25:39 AM  

TastyEloi: Man with the Red Eyes: I have PTSD; I've killed a few cockroaches and wolf spiders.  I didn't realize I could just start bludgeoning random animals.

When I first moved into my current house, I saw a wolf spider about 2-3 a week.

It was not a fun time. I'm not generally afraid of spiders, but honestly, wolf spiders give me the heebie-jeebies. Although over the years I've learned how to catch and release them outside, not so much out of altruism, but because killing them makes an unpleasant mess.


The ones you gotta avoid squishing are the momma spiders with babies on their back.  Those little bastards will yell, "smoke bomb!" and scatter.
 
2021-07-17 2:57:45 AM  

ClavellBCMI: If they have PTSD that bad from their time in Afghanistan they should be in Battle Creek going to the VA hospital here getting treatment for their mental health issues (the VA hospital here is the primary care facility in the VA system for mental health issues, and that part of the VA hospital here gets very high marks from veterans, as it seems the psychiatrists and psychologists at this VA hospital actually give more than a rat's ass about their patients. The less said about the general medicine part of the VA hospital here, the better. It isn't as bad as the Detroit VA hospital, but most every VA patient here with a physical problem tends to go to the VA hospital in Ann Arbor for treatment by choice).


Hey.  That's great info about the VA hospitals in MI where I live.

These creeps are in Maine though.
 
2021-07-17 4:06:10 AM  
If I want to be a potential serial killer, all I have to do is sign up for the military and use PTSD as a cover. Good to know.
 
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