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(CBC)   Hello, I am Gordie Canucklehead, a real Canadian...I plan on voting for Adolf McRightwingster because he speaks for me and real Canadians. Don't vote for those hippie Liebruls...Leafs suck   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2021-07-16 2:59:55 PM  
Expect all the dirty tricks given how poorly the cons are performing in the polls.
 
2021-07-16 3:05:41 PM  
Use of the Fail tag suggest that subby doesn't understand just how stupid and gullible a significant percentage of Conservative voters are.
 
2021-07-16 3:07:36 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Use of the Fail tag suggest that subby doesn't understand just how stupid and gullible a significant percentage of Conservative voters are.


And yes of course I'm aware that such attacks will likely echo the attacks on America, attacking both sides to sow division....but we've spent the last five years watching exactly what sorts of people are more likely to fall for it and betray their own country.
 
2021-07-16 3:37:06 PM  
Like, why bother?

Archer - Canada has a Spy Agency?
Youtube VfUWoAtdPkU
 
2021-07-16 3:37:59 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Use of the Fail tag suggest that subby doesn't understand just how stupid and gullible a significant percentage of Conservative voters are.


Now buddy, I know the conservatives are simpletons, but I don't think anyone is gonna convince them or us that the leafs don't suck
 
2021-07-16 3:41:18 PM  
I'm hoping the next election cycle will be VERY short, to keep the level of farkery low.  The last one was like 4 months, 6 weeks would be fine by me.

/laughs at Americans and their unending election cycle.
 
2021-07-16 3:43:03 PM  
Why do I suspect something like this is going to be revealed about this guy?

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2021-07-16 3:43:06 PM  

Lord Bear: I'm hoping the next election cycle will be VERY short, to keep the level of farkery low.  The last one was like 4 months, 6 weeks would be fine by me.

/laughs at Americans and their unending election cycle.


Most of us already know which turd we're voting for.

/Prime Minister Sexy Hair because the NDP can't even place 3rd in a 3 way race.
 
2021-07-16 3:44:56 PM  
Gordie lives down the street from me.
 
2021-07-16 3:46:16 PM  
I for one cannot wait for the new Canadian right wing government to start passively aggressively apologizing to everyone.
 
2021-07-16 3:46:28 PM  
Nirbo:
Most of us already know which turd we're voting for.

/Prime Minister Sexy Hair because the NDP can't even place 3rd in a 3 way race.


I'm pretty much in the same boat, except I'll probably go NDP just because they have a much higher chance of ousting our loser con representative.
 
2021-07-16 3:47:26 PM  

Lord Bear: I'm hoping the next election cycle will be VERY short, to keep the level of farkery low.  The last one was like 4 months, 6 weeks would be fine by me.

/laughs at Americans and their unending election cycle.


An election cycle in Canada can't be longer than 50 days.

https://www.elections.ca/content.aspx​?​section=vot&dir=bkg&document=ec90795&l​ang=e
 
2021-07-16 3:49:02 PM  
Oh the cons are going to love this.

They'll go on about it like it's the end of the world and everyone else will laugh and laugh.
 
2021-07-16 3:50:50 PM  

Lord Bear: Nirbo:
Most of us already know which turd we're voting for.

/Prime Minister Sexy Hair because the NDP can't even place 3rd in a 3 way race.

I'm pretty much in the same boat, except I'll probably go NDP just because they have a much higher chance of ousting our loser con representative.


Good call.

I'm in Alberta sooooooo I'll just throw my vote away, ha ha ha
 
2021-07-16 3:51:27 PM  
Canucklehead is a poser.  Let me know who Orest Kindrachuk is voting for.  There is no more Canadian name than that.
 
2021-07-16 3:52:12 PM  
Is this from my rural bc towns facebook group? I'm not even kidding.
 
2021-07-16 3:52:20 PM  

sleze: Canucklehead is a poser.  Let me know who Orest Kindrachuk is voting for.  There is no more Canadian name than that.


What about Wayne LaPetomaine?
 
2021-07-16 3:57:10 PM  

Nirbo: Lord Bear: Nirbo:

I'm in Alberta sooooooo I'll just throw my vote away, ha ha ha


Also in AB.  Here in Banff and Canmore nearly everyone is super liberal.  Unfortunately we're gerrymandered with Cochrane and Airdrie, which are hyper conservative holdouts that outnumber us by a lot.

So we vote orange anyway and hope for the best covid to kill all the con voters.
 
2021-07-16 3:58:27 PM  
What is a Gordie?  I first heard the word in a Mark Knopfler song, Sailing To Philadelphia with James Taylor...

Sailing to Philadelphia (2000) : Mark Knopfler & James Taylor
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2021-07-16 4:00:06 PM  
We're all gonna be doomed to die in a fireball if we don't vote for Nazi McBillions

/according to a news clip from a source with no name
//and looks like it was assembled in mspaint
///and it's circulating all over wattsapp and failbook
 
2021-07-16 4:00:16 PM  

Lord Bear: Nirbo:
Most of us already know which turd we're voting for.

/Prime Minister Sexy Hair because the NDP can't even place 3rd in a 3 way race.

I'm pretty much in the same boat, except I'll probably go NDP just because they have a much higher chance of ousting our loser con representative.


The great Canadian pastime of ABC! (Anything But Conservative)

/we collectively learned our lesson after too many years of McSweatervest
 
2021-07-16 4:02:19 PM  
Hello, I am Gordie Canucklehead, a real Canadian...
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2021-07-16 4:03:11 PM  

Lord Bear: Nirbo: Lord Bear: Nirbo:

I'm in Alberta sooooooo I'll just throw my vote away, ha ha ha

Also in AB.  Here in Banff and Canmore nearly everyone is super liberal.  Unfortunately we're gerrymandered with Cochrane and Airdrie, which are hyper conservative holdouts that outnumber us by a lot.

So we vote orange anyway and hope for the best covid to kill all the con voters.


Yea Calgary here.. depending how the polls look ill either go NDP or Lib.
 
2021-07-16 4:05:48 PM  
I thought it was Bob and Doug McMisinformation.
 
2021-07-16 4:07:27 PM  

sleze: Canucklehead is a poser.  Let me know who Orest Kindrachuk is voting for.  There is no more Canadian name than that.


Didn't he play for Chicago in the 70's?
 
2021-07-16 4:07:29 PM  
Yawn.... Not everyone should be allowed to vote.
 
2021-07-16 4:10:43 PM  
Little do these troll-factory algorithms know that Canuckleheads get their news from Gwen down at the post office - or Doris at Timmy's - but not from Scott (cuz he's a dick).
 
2021-07-16 4:13:47 PM  
"Log off, eh?"
 
2021-07-16 4:14:55 PM  
When noting the obvious culprits, such as China, Russia and the rest, don't forget American family values, industries, conservatives, racists, anti-French Canadian Papists, and so on and so forth.

Tyranny is an import-export industry. I do not except Canadian global corporations from the mob of banana Republicans. Especially if they are involved in strip mining or deforestation and agro-industry.
 
2021-07-16 4:15:13 PM  
On one hand, I'm not a fan of subversion of my democracy. On the other hand, the Leafs do suck...
 
2021-07-16 4:17:17 PM  
Too easy: ask for their platform in French.

any foreign influencer's head should explode right then and there.

/hey, it works on telemarketing scammers.
 
2021-07-16 4:19:18 PM  

Nirbo: Lord Bear: I'm hoping the next election cycle will be VERY short, to keep the level of farkery low.  The last one was like 4 months, 6 weeks would be fine by me.

/laughs at Americans and their unending election cycle.

Most of us already know which turd we're voting for.

/Prime Minister Sexy Hair because the NDP can't even place 3rd in a 3 way race.


I don't actively hate Trudeau, but I can't in good conscience vote for such a blatantly corporatist party. I'd vote Green, but they have their shiat completely farked right now. I guess NDP it will probably be, though I'm crossing my fingers that the Rhino Party ends up with a candidate in my riding.
 
2021-07-16 4:19:23 PM  

GrymRpr: Hello, I am Gordie Canucklehead, a real Canadian...
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Winston Rothschild is such a cutey. Even if he is short, bald and smells vaguely of his work. Also, he is named after two world class BS mongers, at least. Does he have a middle-name? Perhaps Trump?
 
2021-07-16 4:19:34 PM  
I bet Scott is behind this. Heard he is a dick
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2021-07-16 4:21:21 PM  
I could forgive him almost anything, including being gay, or straight, or bi. or other perfextly cromulent options.

I am not married to him, after all. None of my beeswax really.
 
2021-07-16 4:22:54 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: NeedlesslyCanadian: Use of the Fail tag suggest that subby doesn't understand just how stupid and gullible a significant percentage of Conservative voters are.

And yes of course I'm aware that such attacks will likely echo the attacks on America, attacking both sides to sow division....but we've spent the last five years watching exactly what sorts of people are more likely to fall for it and betray their own country.


What ever in the world are you talking about??  I've been reassured time after time, expeciall on this website that there is absolutely zero election fraud in the U.S whatsoever, and we needn't bother looking for it.  None.  Zip.  Zilch.  Nada.
 
2021-07-16 4:29:40 PM  
So they're trying to put Ted Cruz in charge of his native country?
 
2021-07-16 4:30:26 PM  
Southern Quebec here.  Our MP (I had to check) is a Block Head.  Previous MP was NDP (who was OK). Our riding, mostly rural, is not what you would call loyal.  Maybe the foreign cyber interference would make it a little more interesting.
 
2021-07-16 4:34:51 PM  
It's easy to spot this crap on Facebook. They all have names like [Canada or province-name]-Proud, or -Strong, or -Brave, or -Patriot. Pretty much any prominent word taken from any national anthem.

The last one is a pretty obvious clue that these are just cookie-cutter operations of various US astroturfing schemes. Canadians don't go around shouting that they are "patriots" like it's the be all and end all of things. Yes, we're patriotic but we don't use that label.

Why does the mere word "patriot" give so many Americans a hard-on?
 
2021-07-16 4:37:55 PM  

illegal: Yawn.... Not everyone should be allowed to vote.


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2021-07-16 4:41:10 PM  
My vote is pretty much predetermined for the NDP since the Liberals are barely even a 3rd party in my part of the country.  But since we're in one of the safest blue ridings in the nation, well....
 
2021-07-16 4:42:30 PM  
I kinda liked this one:

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2021-07-16 4:50:05 PM  
Canada needs a strong Conservative party. Canadian conservatives couldn't even agree that climate change is real. Over 50% of self identified conservatives prefer Trump to Trudeau.  Their weapon of choice is the whiny face book meme excoriating Trudeau for something as simple as holding an ice cream cone.  The party has lost it's way and no sane Canadian excepting Albertans and Trumpers are going to vote for them.
 
2021-07-16 4:51:11 PM  

Numberlady2: Southern Quebec here.  Our MP (I had to check) is a Block Head.  Previous MP was NDP (who was OK). Our riding, mostly rural, is not what you would call loyal.  Maybe the foreign cyber interference would make it a little more interesting.


Quebec in general is not loyal to their politicians.  You guys vote whoever you think will give you the most stuff this cycle.  This isn't a bad thing.

I REALLY wish Alberta was more like Quebec in this respect.
 
2021-07-16 4:53:41 PM  

Kurohone: My vote is pretty much predetermined for the NDP since the Liberals are barely even a 3rd party in my part of the country.  But since we're in one of the safest blue ridings in the nation, well....


.we're solid Green party in Saanich Gulf Islands but they are in slight disarray presently.
 
2021-07-16 4:54:57 PM  

Lord Bear: Numberlady2: Southern Quebec here.  Our MP (I had to check) is a Block Head.  Previous MP was NDP (who was OK). Our riding, mostly rural, is not what you would call loyal.  Maybe the foreign cyber interference would make it a little more interesting.

Quebec in general is not loyal to their politicians.  You guys vote whoever you think will give you the most stuff this cycle.  This isn't a bad thing.

I REALLY wish Alberta was more like Quebec in this respect.


Most of Canada is pimped out by Quebec. Get in line.
 
2021-07-16 5:04:52 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Expect all the dirty tricks given how poorly the cons are performing in the polls.


I think the latest Wash. Post article on the matter used the words "in shambles" to describe the canadian conservative party
 
2021-07-16 5:21:20 PM  
I'm pretty sure this has been going on for a good decade. I listen to my family in Alberta repeat obvious lies and I can't even get a clear answer on where they get their information. Or, say someone is horrible and they can't provide reasons. Try correcting them, and, sigh.
 
2021-07-16 5:31:47 PM  

RunawayCanuck: I'm pretty sure this has been going on for a good decade. I listen to my family in Alberta repeat obvious lies and I can't even get a clear answer on where they get their information. Or, say someone is horrible and they can't provide reasons. Try correcting them, and, sigh.


You have to admit, it's fascinating to watch someone piss themselves off by arguing with themselves.
 
2021-07-16 5:41:02 PM  

frankb00th: Tr0mBoNe: Expect all the dirty tricks given how poorly the cons are performing in the polls.

I think the latest Wash. Post article on the matter used the words "in shambles" to describe the canadian conservative party


works for me!
 
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