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    More: Fail, Sardinia, light aircraft, four-month search, startled owners of the property, small airport, Italian press, help of witness statements, part of an investigation  
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2021-07-16 9:31:44 AM  
Bales Of Cocaine
Youtube oLttGfxGoSY
 
2021-07-16 10:43:19 AM  
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2021-07-16 10:52:33 AM  
Up in the sky like a big pizza pie, that's cocaine.
 
2021-07-16 10:54:43 AM  
Isn't a kilo of coke somewhere around $10k? Good to see they use cop math in Europe.
 
2021-07-16 10:55:15 AM  
You saw her snorting on the roof
surrounded by her bales of toot
Her beauty and balloon dust overthrew you.

She tied you to a kitchen chair
with crazy eyes she shaved your hair
and from her lips she blew a kazoo at you.
 
2021-07-16 10:55:36 AM  
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2021-07-16 10:56:24 AM  
Gotta say, I'd keep a kilo, I still know a couple guys who could move it.  Pay for a nice vacation.
 
2021-07-16 10:57:10 AM  
I have a feeling something like 15 million Euro actually fell on the home

/Sardinia and Corsica are beautiful, somewhat out the way, vacation spots
 
2021-07-16 10:57:30 AM  
have nothing to add other than sardinia is pretty farking awesome.
 
2021-07-16 10:57:52 AM  
How come these people are always so fast to call the cops? I'd get a full assessment of the situation and maybe not call the cops for hours.
Dead body--are you sure it wouldn't be easier to just bury it in the woods?
 
2021-07-16 10:59:36 AM  
You lost a suitcase full of coke and they let you live?
 
2021-07-16 11:03:53 AM  
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2021-07-16 11:04:03 AM  

stuffy: You lost a suitcase full of coke and they let you live?


The day's not over yet
 
2021-07-16 11:11:38 AM  
We're a lot alike, you and I... the difference is... if a suitcase full of coke landed on *my* rooftop...

...you wouldn't be reading about it in the f*cking newspaper.

/ capiche?
 
2021-07-16 11:16:41 AM  
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2021-07-16 11:23:40 AM  

BenSaw2: We're a lot alike, you and I... the difference is... if a suitcase full of coke landed on *my* rooftop...

...you wouldn't be reading about it in the f*cking newspaper.

/ capiche?


You might be when the people whos drugs it is come to get it back. Just in a different section
 
2021-07-16 11:25:44 AM  
You're already lucky enough to live in Sardinia and then cocaine falls from the sky? Lucky bastards.
 
2021-07-16 11:26:30 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oLttGfxG​oSY]


Came for the Rev, leaving satisfied.
 
2021-07-16 11:41:57 AM  

Gerald Tarrant: BenSaw2: We're a lot alike, you and I... the difference is... if a suitcase full of coke landed on *my* rooftop...

...you wouldn't be reading about it in the f*cking newspaper.

/ capiche?

You might be when the people whos drugs it is come to get it back. Just in a different section


Actually, w/ a low flying plane, yeah - you'd probably have to handle things very delicately in order to live.
 
2021-07-16 11:43:09 AM  
Better than a dog.
 
2021-07-16 11:44:26 AM  

cryinoutloud: How come these people are always so fast to call the cops? I'd get a full assessment of the situation and maybe not call the cops for hours.
Dead body--are you sure it wouldn't be easier to just bury it in the woods?


This is Sardinia. You're thinking of Sicily.
 
2021-07-16 12:17:49 PM  
The suitcase stashed with cocaine was intended to fall from a light aircraft into the hands of drug traffickers waiting on the ground


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2021-07-16 12:19:58 PM  

BenSaw2: Gerald Tarrant: BenSaw2: We're a lot alike, you and I... the difference is... if a suitcase full of coke landed on *my* rooftop...

...you wouldn't be reading about it in the f*cking newspaper.

/ capiche?

You might be when the people whos drugs it is come to get it back. Just in a different section

Actually, w/ a low flying plane, yeah - you'd probably have to handle things very delicately in order to live.


When someone comes knocking at the door, you have a ladder waiting for them, and say you never saw them.
 
2021-07-16 12:44:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: How come these people are always so fast to call the cops? I'd get a full assessment of the situation and maybe not call the cops for hours.
Dead body--are you sure it wouldn't be easier to just bury it in the woods?


bingo. something smashing on the roof of your house is not a crime. those idiots could have had a lovely coke habit for years to come. and extra money for a better car or vacation.
 
2021-07-16 1:53:54 PM  
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2021-07-16 1:58:15 PM  
♫♫ It don't fly, it don't fly, it don't fly... cocaine. ♫♫
 
2021-07-16 2:33:48 PM  
In an ironic twist, at approximately the same time, a suitcase full of sardines fell on a roof in cocaineia
 
2021-07-16 8:09:36 PM  
Now look for the big dude with the bad haircut who makes you bet on coin tosses.
 
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