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(Irish Post US)   Funeral, or more likely wake procession of man killed in high-speed police chase is being investigated by the police for high-speed erratic driving. Why yes, the hearse carrying his coffin was involved   (irishpost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Automobile, high speed, Garda Sochna, series of vehicles, social media, managed containment operation, coffin of Dean Maguire, Internal combustion engine  
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2021-07-16 10:41:23 AM  
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2021-07-16 11:40:29 AM  
The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?
 
2021-07-16 12:23:34 PM  
I wonder what they drank for breakfast?
 
2021-07-16 12:24:05 PM  
Must have been a busy day at the funeral home  ..
 
2021-07-16 12:25:05 PM  
It would probably be pretty tasteless at this point to bring up the joke about the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral.
 
2021-07-16 12:25:51 PM  
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2021-07-16 12:26:28 PM  
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2021-07-16 12:26:48 PM  
Oh, man, the Ghanian coffin dancers are gonna be so disappointed.
 
2021-07-16 12:27:53 PM  

WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?


Gardaí are Irish cops.
 
2021-07-16 12:30:38 PM  
Ireland isn't just another country. It's like another planet.
 
2021-07-16 12:31:02 PM  

aremmes: WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?

Gardaí are Irish cops.


I thought that New Jersey was the Gardai state.
 
2021-07-16 12:38:01 PM  
People were calling the pharmacist about the hearse.
They wanted to know if they had anything to stop the coffin.
 
2021-07-16 12:38:15 PM  

aremmes: Oh, man, the Ghanian coffin dancers are gonna be so disappointed.


The coffin dancers were lucky, they arranged for alternate transportation.
 
2021-07-16 12:41:11 PM  

SmithHiller: People were calling the pharmacist about the hearse.
They wanted to know if they had anything to stop the coffin.


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2021-07-16 12:43:31 PM  
Irish Travelers no doubt
 
2021-07-16 12:55:50 PM  
Why the erratic driving? Did noises start coming from the coffin?

WelldeadLink: aremmes: WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?

Gardaí are Irish cops.

I thought that New Jersey was the Gardai state.


Newcastle is filled with Gardais
 
2021-07-16 1:39:20 PM  
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Gardaí Loo!
 
2021-07-16 1:51:48 PM  
I refuse to believe this story until I see actual footage...  accompanied by "Yakkety Sax."
 
2021-07-16 2:11:52 PM  

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2021-07-16 2:54:03 PM  

Sporkabob: Why the erratic driving? Did noises start coming from the coffin?

WelldeadLink: aremmes: WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?

Gardaí are Irish cops.

I thought that New Jersey was the Gardai state.

Newcastle is filled with Gardais


Gardai is already plural, singular is Garda
 
2021-07-16 3:10:05 PM  

Cormee: Sporkabob: Why the erratic driving? Did noises start coming from the coffin?

WelldeadLink: aremmes: WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?

Gardaí are Irish cops.

I thought that New Jersey was the Gardai state.

Newcastle is filled with Gardais

Gardai is already plural, singular is Garda


But I had to pluralize it to confuse it with Geordies, to both confuse the words and try for the Jersey/Geordie Shore connection.

/That poor frog, it didn't deserve this.
 
2021-07-16 3:13:52 PM  

WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?


Gardai is Irish for guardians, their full title is Gardaí Síochána ( gar-dee she-oh-cawn-ah), which is guardians of the peace. Like American cops, but they're not armed, and a lot less murderous.

All makes perfect sense, really.
 
2021-07-16 3:15:01 PM  

Sporkabob: Cormee: Sporkabob: Why the erratic driving? Did noises start coming from the coffin?

WelldeadLink: aremmes: WelldeadLink: The hearse is understood to have been carrying the coffin of Dean Maguire, one of three men killed during a high-speed chase involving Gardaí on the N7 last week.

What's a Gardai? A type of car?

Gardaí are Irish cops.

I thought that New Jersey was the Gardai state.

Newcastle is filled with Gardais

Gardai is already plural, singular is Garda

But I had to pluralize it to confuse it with Geordies, to both confuse the words and try for the Jersey/Geordie Shore connection.

/That poor frog, it didn't deserve this.


It's all good. I'm not judging you.
 
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