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    More: Dumbass, CHP-Truckee Officer Carlos Perez, unusual occurrence, officers, bears, own vehicle, man, controlled substance, brushy hillsides  
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2021-07-16 3:41:47 AM  
"Listen, we have bears in the area," Perez said. "But there were no bears nearby."

Seems like the fire worked.
 
2021-07-16 7:44:31 AM  
"We are always appreciative of additional fire extinguisher training," CHP said on Facebook, "but in case anyone was wondering, no you cant light a fire on the hood of your vehicle to 'keep the bears away.'"

Huh. You learn something new every day.
 
2021-07-16 7:44:33 AM  
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2021-07-16 7:48:18 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: "Listen, we have bears in the area," Perez said. "But there were no bears nearby."

Seems like the fire worked.


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The Simpsons know all...
 
2021-07-16 7:54:22 AM  

holdmybones: "We are always appreciative of additional fire extinguisher training," CHP said on Facebook, "but in case anyone was wondering, no you cant light a fire on the hood of your vehicle to 'keep the bears away.'"

Huh. You learn something new every day.


Nonsense - that's a complete fallacy.  You totally can do that, as this guy has proven.  It's not gonna help with the bears, and you'll end up with a torched car - it's substantially worse than useless - but you can

/'Murica!
 
2021-07-16 7:55:28 AM  
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2021-07-16 7:55:38 AM  
They are terrified...
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2021-07-16 8:02:21 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: holdmybones: "We are always appreciative of additional fire extinguisher training," CHP said on Facebook, "but in case anyone was wondering, no you cant light a fire on the hood of your vehicle to 'keep the bears away.'"

Huh. You learn something new every day.

Nonsense - that's a complete fallacy.  You totally can do that, as this guy has proven.  It's not gonna help with the bears, and you'll end up with a torched car - it's substantially worse than useless - but you can

/'Murica!


The fire has to be on the roof of the car.
 
2021-07-16 8:10:18 AM  
That's an interesting way to make an insurance claim.
 
2021-07-16 8:16:49 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: holdmybones: "We are always appreciative of additional fire extinguisher training," CHP said on Facebook, "but in case anyone was wondering, no you cant light a fire on the hood of your vehicle to 'keep the bears away.'"

Huh. You learn something new every day.

Nonsense - that's a complete fallacy.  You totally can do that, as this guy has proven.  It's not gonna help with the bears, and you'll end up with a torched car - it's substantially worse than useless - but you can

/'Murica!


I can't argue with you. The evidence is presented right in the story.

This is what happens when I rtfa. All sorts of confusion.

(looks out window at truck hood)
 
2021-07-16 8:19:23 AM  

MillionDollarMo: That's an interesting way to make an insurance claim.


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2021-07-16 8:41:51 AM  
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Is that why Boo Boo is dead?????
He was BBQ-in him for dinner????
For a Bear as big as Boo Boo you'd need a fire like a Car Fire to use as a Smoker.......???
 
2021-07-16 8:52:49 AM  
the expression and whole body language of the officer is just so "i weep for the future stupid drugged up no account yoots get a job and take some gotdanged responsibility i was a grown man at your age swear my little girls gonna meet a boy in CHURCH or stay the hell at home i am so sick of the bullshiat you people pull think i got nothin better to do than come out here clean up after you coulda kilt yourself what a shame that would be what a loss to society you braindead hooligan pain in my ass... 521 days til retirement...521 days that's... divide by 7...
 
2021-07-16 9:01:14 AM  
How far away was the nearest leather bar.... Maybe he ran out on his tab and some bears were chasing him...
 
2021-07-16 9:32:33 AM  
I want to hear about the rest of this guy's night. Sounds like the night in the woods scene from Pineapple Express.
 
2021-07-16 9:34:35 AM  
No no no, if you're drunk and trying to fool the police, you don't do bears.
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2021-07-16 9:48:25 AM  
Police have released a photo of the suspect

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2021-07-16 11:53:38 AM  
Came for DA BEARS! leaving satisfied.
 
2021-07-16 12:13:33 PM  
At least it wasn't bats...
 
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