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2021-07-15 8:27:18 PM  
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2021-07-15 10:18:59 PM  
Whatsacomeanago?!
 
2021-07-15 10:34:48 PM  
*dying laughing*
 
2021-07-16 1:09:13 AM  
Could someone please translate?

Thank you
 
2021-07-16 6:57:52 AM  
What's so funny?

/ from NJ
 
2021-07-16 7:23:24 AM  

sinko swimo: What's so funny?

/ from NJ


Had a friend from Camden, he and his buddies used to play a drinking game where you had to argue something but you had to sit down, keep your hands in your lap/at your sides/whatever - and just talk.  With your words.  They were all invariably shiatfaced within about 45 minutes from repeated penalty drinks.  You could watch him twitching like he was in a straightjacket sometimes when he was trying to talk without PBAOEing in a 10' radius
 
2021-07-16 8:32:42 AM  
Be more Italian if the child had a little moustache.
 
2021-07-16 10:06:46 AM  
Our 2 year olds had a vocabulary of about a dozen words. Or else my memory isn't quite what it used to be.
 
2021-07-16 10:15:09 AM  

yakmans_dad: Our 2 year olds had a vocabulary of about a dozen words. Or else my memory isn't quite what it used to be.


Well, to be fair, if you only had a vocabulary of about 3 dozen words at the time, you'd probably only recognize about 2 dozen of the words your toddler was using. So there is an alternative explanation, and maybe your memory is just fine.
 
2021-07-16 10:54:11 AM  
My friend has an 88 year old Grandma who talks like that all the time.  One time she was so excited about cursing out her son, that she accidentally slapped me in the face.  Then she grabs my face and keeps giving me little slaps on my cheeks while saying she is so sorry.

She falls asleep in the recliner and when she dreams the hands start flailing.  There are so many coffee stains on the rug next to the chair because she keeps dreaming and knocking the cup off the table.  She has broken about 15 lamps.

We always crack up because she speaks half Italian and half English all the time then gets pissed of when we don't know what she is saying.  If we say we don't understand she will call us Stupido Imbecilles.
 
2021-07-16 11:57:24 AM  
They are very gesture-y. It's adorable. We kid because we love.
 
2021-07-16 12:18:32 PM  
She is so cute!  But when she is around 13, her parents are going to want to slap the shiat out of her.
 
2021-07-16 1:03:29 PM  
Inexplicable where these stereotypes come from

6 year old little Irish girl hilariously insists on going to the pub 😂😂
Youtube soI0q3CBliE
 
2021-07-16 2:19:20 PM  

Billy Liar: Inexplicable where these stereotypes come from

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Those two gals need to meet.
 
2021-07-16 2:22:54 PM  
The little Italian girl heard that some people put pineapple on pizza.
 
2021-07-16 8:33:45 PM  

yakmans_dad: Our 2 year olds had a vocabulary of about a dozen words. Or else my memory isn't quite what it used to be.


Some two-year-olds have an extensive vocabulary and talk in full sentences. Other two-year-olds can only say a few words and don't use full sentences. Both are perfectly normal.
 
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