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2021-07-15 7:47:13 PM  
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2021-07-15 7:55:21 PM  
Batman for Planning
Flash and Superman to handle everyone
And the T-Rex from Jurassic Park for distraction
 
2021-07-15 7:58:54 PM  
Deadpool
Mrs. Doubtfire
Dexter (either the child mad scientist or serial killer)
Hard Gay for distraction
 
2021-07-15 7:58:58 PM  
BA
Faceman
Murdock
Hannibal
 
2021-07-15 8:00:37 PM  
MC Humpty
Groucho Marx
Elvira
Charo
 
2021-07-15 8:01:27 PM  
Ben Franklin
Nic Cage
Conan the Barbarian
Conan O'Brien
 
2021-07-15 8:07:31 PM  
You idiots. The answer is four Jebuses.

FOUR TIMES THE SAVIOR!
 
2021-07-15 8:08:07 PM  
Hamilton
Lenin
Pancho Villa
Michael Collins
 
2021-07-15 8:08:28 PM  
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2021-07-15 8:09:15 PM  
Jamie Hyneman
Adam Savage
Kari Byron
Tory Belleci
 
2021-07-15 8:10:09 PM  

HawgWild: You idiots. The answer is four Jebuses.

FOUR TIMES THE SAVIOR!


Until they sacrifice themselves for the cause the first chance they get and you're left with no Jesuses. By the time they're back a few days later the coup is over and failed.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2021-07-15 8:12:56 PM  
Ron Swanson
Tony Stark
Walter White
Charlie Kelly
 
2021-07-15 8:16:22 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: HawgWild: You idiots. The answer is four Jebuses.

FOUR TIMES THE SAVIOR!

Until they sacrifice themselves for the cause the first chance they get and you're left with no Jesuses. By the time they're back a few days later the coup is over and failed.


Heh. You fool. Killing Jebus just makes him stronger ...
 
2021-07-15 8:36:02 PM  
Anyone from the movie "Airplane".
 
2021-07-15 8:43:51 PM  
Rick Sanchez
Ellen Ripley
Pablo Escobar
Bob Gibson
 
2021-07-15 8:47:32 PM  

bearded clamorer: Rick Sanchez
Ellen Ripley
Pablo Escobar
Bob Gibson


I flirted with danger on being ousted by my compatriots.

Rick Sanchez will 100% fark you over
 
2021-07-15 8:52:31 PM  
Chesty Puller
William T Sherman
George S Patton
David Petraeus
HR McMaster
 
2021-07-15 9:06:46 PM  

Gubbo: bearded clamorer: Rick Sanchez
Ellen Ripley
Pablo Escobar
Bob Gibson

I flirted with danger on being ousted by my compatriots.

Rick Sanchez will 100% fark you over


While wearing sunglasses and  sucking on a lolipop.
 
2021-07-15 9:17:51 PM  
Almost disappointed in y'all......

The Coup - "The Guillotine"
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2021-07-15 9:48:50 PM  
Only need one.
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HFK
2021-07-15 10:26:27 PM  
Me myself and I plus a cat.
 
2021-07-15 10:28:39 PM  
The 1919 White Sox. They stay bought, and that kind of loyalty is admirable. So to speak.
 
2021-07-15 10:30:54 PM  
1. Danny Ocean
2. Superman
3. Dr. Manhattan
4. P.J. Soles
 
2021-07-15 10:33:58 PM  
Ben Franklin
Richard Dean Anderson
Anthony Bourdain
Keanu Reeves
Alex Winter
 
2021-07-15 10:34:22 PM  
Leonardo
Michelangelo
Raphael
Donatello
 
2021-07-15 10:43:10 PM  
God, Satan, Buddha and Terry Pratchett.
 
2021-07-15 10:47:56 PM  
Only need three.

Miles Vorkosigan
Honor Harrington
"Slippery" Jim diGriz


Well, technically only need one of them. All three is massive overkill. Together... there wouldn't be an opposition left.
 
2021-07-15 10:55:18 PM  
Ben Franklin (if we're gonna do this, we need to start with the best)
Jen Psaki (if you farked around, would you want to find out?)
Gritty (seriously, do you want to find out?)
Andre the Giant (he's the Brute Squad)
 
2021-07-15 10:55:24 PM  
Hunter S. Thompson
Talleyrand
Odysseus
Sasha Grey
 
2021-07-15 11:08:27 PM  
George Carlin
Jagmeet Singh
Elizabeth Warren
Hazel
 
2021-07-15 11:14:49 PM  
V.I. Lenin, Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand, Oliver Cromwell, Jack Klugman.
 
2021-07-15 11:20:05 PM  
I really only need one:

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But you did say name four so my other picks....

Darth Vader(because seriously watching him force choke McConnell and a few others would never get old)
Anthony Bourdain(we could hang out and have drinks and sh*t)
And my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
 
2021-07-15 11:24:33 PM  
Grace Park as Boomer from Battlestar Galactica

Grace Park as her detective from Hawaii 5-0

Two clones of me

/ we'll be late to the coup
 
2021-07-15 11:36:46 PM  
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2021-07-15 11:39:48 PM  
Tom Hanks,
Dolly Parton,
Mister Rogers,
& Weird Al.
 
2021-07-15 11:41:56 PM  
Jack Ryan - Behind the scenes planning
The president from the West Wing - Face guy (I never actually watched the show, but I under the impression he was a good president that everyone liked and could give a good speech)
Michael Weston - Execution
Sam Axe - Deal with the Boogaloos, proud boys, Fox News Crowd, etc.
 
2021-07-15 11:42:30 PM  
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2021-07-15 11:49:25 PM  
Bradley Cooper
DB Cooper
Marilyn McCoo
Mr. Magoo
 
2021-07-16 12:00:15 AM  
The 4 most advanced terminator models as depicted in the franchise films.
 
2021-07-16 12:08:44 AM  
Thanos
Loki
John Wick
Ryan Stiles
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2021-07-16 12:09:19 AM  
That lady from Total Recall and her three breasts

That's 4 right?
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2021-07-16 12:10:22 AM  
Alternatively

Pee Wee Herman
Christopher Lowell
Tim Gunn
Colin Mochrie
 
2021-07-16 12:15:24 AM  
Pinochet
Francisco Franco
Idi Amin
Napoleon
 
2021-07-16 12:22:32 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Hunter S. Thompson
Talleyrand
Odysseus
Sasha Grey


Talleyrand is the survivor who I want to keep himself, and maybe me, out of trouble after I've failed and farked it all up

/possibly by following the advice of Talleyrand
 
2021-07-16 12:40:53 AM  
Dr. Mahattan
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt
Sir Isaac Newton
Danny DeVito
 
2021-07-16 12:40:58 AM  
Subby's headline just has me thinking of Cliff's Jeopardy answer from Cheers!. "Name 3 people who haven't been in my kitchen.".
 
2021-07-16 12:46:50 AM  
Raymond reddington
Michael Weston
Harold Finch
Sidney Bristow
 
2021-07-16 12:56:56 AM  
Maj. Samantha Carter
Teal'c
Dr. Daniel Jackson
Col. Jack O'Neill
 
2021-07-16 1:22:25 AM  
Well, if we can bring anyone (or thing) at all, any one of the following should be more than enough

Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints
Grey Area (aka Meatfarker)
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath

If you're going to force me to choose something less than 20km in length, Sprant Flere-Imsaho Wu-Handrahen Xato Trabiti would be fine.
 
2021-07-16 1:23:49 AM  
I have six noble serving men
They help me well and true
Their names are What, and Where, and When
And Why, and How, and Who

But if I were on a 3 hour coup
I would take Ginger and Maryanne
And there would beesome
Polite conversation
 
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